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#21 StarDew

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Posted 03 December 2002 - 12:35 PM

Could be 18 but what did it say...I could use a laff :lol:
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 12:38 PM

Yeah, someone tell those of us that got to the link too late what it said!
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 12:42 PM

Probably the best line was "I can cook, clean, and bring home the money". He wanted someone who lived within 50 miles of West Orange, a non-smoker aged 18-30 (I believe), that speaks any language/any hair color/any nationality/any religion. Uhhm, it said he doesn't like many animals, he's a social drinker, he has a good sense of humor, he's honest/caring/trust worthy...uhh....damnit I can't remember anymore...Uhh...he wanted someone who could make him laugh (sarcasitc sense of humor)....uhh...I forget now...
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...poster claims to have a friend whos father know Kovalchucks agent's close partner and he was told by his friends father that they are just sorting the details out.


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Posted 03 December 2002 - 12:46 PM

Jeez rd sounds like you payed pretty good attention to that add. :D
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 12:53 PM

Doesn't like animals? What a jerk!

It must have been fake...how creepy if it wasn't though...Hey -- maybe Frost was looking for a beard for his little man!?
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 01:02 PM

Probably the best line was "I can cook, clean, and bring home the money". He wanted someone who lived within 50 miles of West Orange, a non-smoker aged 18-30 (I believe), that speaks any language/any hair color/any nationality/any religion. Uhhm, it said he doesn't like many animals, he's a social drinker, he has a good sense of humor, he's honest/caring/trust worthy...uhh....damnit I can't remember anymore...Uhh...he wanted someone who could make him laugh (sarcasitc sense of humor)....uhh...I forget now...

Bring home the money???? Interesting concept to be unemployed and bring home money...I need to learn how to dew this ;) This person has few, if any, restrictions...sounds a bit desparate but hey I am old enough to be this person's mom :o and I was taught to have scruples :rolleyes: It would be interesting to see if this ad changes to 50 miles of Ontario :P Social drinker eh...give him time...could edit that ad to say drinker :rolleyes: Thnx RD...I get the gist...too funny...btw...did the ad say anything about being an athlete :uni:
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 01:31 PM

I think the headline was "Professional athlete seeking relationship" or something to that degree...
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...poster claims to have a friend whos father know Kovalchucks agent's close partner and he was told by his friends father that they are just sorting the details out.


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Posted 03 December 2002 - 01:36 PM

Jeez rd sounds like you payed pretty good attention to that add. :D

Oh yes, you've figured me out. It would be a dream come true to go out with a guy like Mike Danton.

Man, you can see right through me, can't you? *sigh*


Excuse me while I puke now. :puke:


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...poster claims to have a friend whos father know Kovalchucks agent's close partner and he was told by his friends father that they are just sorting the details out.


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Posted 03 December 2002 - 02:01 PM

Lou? Jimbo? Nah, I bet it was Berglund. :P

Ya' think Berg was letting his psycho Viking side come out? :D But, seriously, I think it's a Canadian who wrote it when you look at the spelling (e.g., "humour"). Jimbo is Canadian too.... hmmm..

It probably IS a legit personal ad which just makes me want to :puke: all over again! And now the ad is not up, with the profile hidden or user name change, which makes me think it IS for real. He probably got all these friggin messages of people ragging on him. Never underestimate the persistence of irritated Dev fans! :lol:
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 03:51 PM

The scary thing is I know someone who met her future husband through that site.

But I have a question...what good is it that he can cook & clean if he would be on the road half the time????
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 04:01 PM

The scary thing is I know someone who met her future husband through that site.

But I have a question...what good is it that he can cook & clean if he would be on the road half the time????

Okay...he's 1-3 then, so he can't cook and clean..but he can bring home the money, remember?

:lol:

Okay...so maybe Danton is 0-3...
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...poster claims to have a friend whos father know Kovalchucks agent's close partner and he was told by his friends father that they are just sorting the details out.


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Posted 03 December 2002 - 04:01 PM

Hmmm....says profile cannot be seen and that either it is hidden or user name changed...


This just keeps getting funnier and funnier. :lol:
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 09:51 PM

I can't read it. What did it say? It is no longer available. What did it say? :huh:
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 10:15 PM

Parse thru this thread westcoast and you will get the gist :)
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