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#1 NewarkDevil5

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 06:38 PM

My friend sent me this link asking me if I recognized the player cuz she doesn't follow hockey:

http://www.match.com...244454748494C4B
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 06:52 PM

i think ill write to him
id like kids too
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 06:53 PM

Chances are it'll be long distance marriage most of the year since he aint gonna be living in West Orange much longer ;)
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 06:54 PM

well i live in canada so it really would be long distance no matter what
haha
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 07:31 PM

"I can cook, clean and bring home the money"

Mouahahahahahaha :)
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 07:33 PM

sounds like my freakin grandmother
hmm, maybe he should mention his other half...he could scare the girls away, the girls, possibly men should be warned of frost
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 07:53 PM

LOL... I wonder what MaddDog will think of this one :lol: .
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 08:17 PM

Is this a JOKE??? I'm ready to friggin' :puke: !!!
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 08:34 PM

LOL, I think it's real. But, I am pretty gullible. I guess if I was from another country and none of my "co-workers" probably didn't want to hang out with me, I might go the internet dating route instead of going to bars. What's up with his headshot though? The backround looks like the one I had in grammar school. Poor messed up guy.
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 09:36 PM

This is quite honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! :lol:


I really really hope it's real
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 09:45 PM

All I can say after reading that is.... :puke:
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 09:53 PM

...BAH Hahahahahahahaha! :lol:

Honestly, I didn't think Danton could do much else to surprise me - WOW was I wrong! MD, :puke: is right!

So... who's up for sending him some faulty responses?

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I think you play a great game of hockey. I've been your biggest fan since your days in the OHL. I can't wait to come see you play another game live. Just one question -- do you like Kool Aid?"
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 10:19 PM

Hahahahaaaaaaa! This can't be serious! I think it's a prankster... hey! remember how they said Jimbo is the prankster? You don't think that.... nahhhh

I mean he DID steal Arnies socks and then hid em! Why not embarass the rookie on match.com? haha

This is funny. I want to email him just to see if he'd actually respond.

I dare someone to email him and tell him he's a great catch, then at the end be like "I'm 5'8" 250 pounds hunk of man. Can you cook me somethin, suga?" or something... that's just mean...
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Posted 02 December 2002 - 10:32 PM

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Posted 02 December 2002 - 10:41 PM

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I bet Lou put this up!!!!!


it sounds too serious for it too be a prank though, who knows. What a riot!
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 01:01 AM

Unbelievable, if true (assuming this ISN'T some silly Jimbo prank :lol: ). I honestly don't know whether to laugh, gag or say nothing though my gut reaction was "sheesh, what comic relief".
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 08:10 AM

Lou? Jimbo? Nah, I bet it was Berglund. :P
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 08:53 AM

That's just wrong.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG.

Who would go out with him anyways? I'm sure Frost would have to come along on the date...probably to brainwash the girl as well...AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 12:27 PM

Hmmm....says profile cannot be seen and that either it is hidden or user name changed...wahhhh...I can't get a laff...what did it say? :evilcry:
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Posted 03 December 2002 - 12:31 PM

Well being as many forums that have seen that little add, i bet the site was flooded with traffic and was forced to take it down.
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