Week Four in the books, and it’s just as good a way to divert the Mets fans from all the PAIN of a brutal weekend of baseball defeat… so Met fans come off the ledges and let me make fun of your football teams for a few minutes!! But hey I just got told tonight that we can’t count the first four weeks of the season for basing how good teams are and will be.. so I guess we STILL can have that Saint/Charger Super Bowl
…. However there will be no cupcake opponents on this man’s writing schedule, unlike some college football teams in the area!
Sunday Sept 30:
Green Bay at Minnesota:People are wondering how the Packers are so good? Well part of it is that teams that were expected to be of quality like the Vikings are just AWFUL… they have NO offense outside of Adrian Peterson, no one to throw the ball too… and while Kelly Holocomb will never be called Favre or Brady, or even Alex Smith…. This Vikings team has ZERO weapons! And yeah the Packers are the allegedly feel good story of the year (I’m just sick of Favre personally and his meaningless records, he’s like Tom Glavine with some talent and heart!), but again.. it’s hard to tell if they are any good or just beating on bad teams (I think I will call this Rutgers syndrome until further notice!).. and we may not even find out for SURE until they play Dallas the Thursday after Thanksgiving (and in case Sun Tavern ain’t got the game… I am taking reservations on my sofa now for it!)
Oakland at Miami:It’s just now a matter of time before the Dolphins give up on the Trent Green experiment… 158 yards and two picks against this bad (but yet first place) Raider team? I mean I understand the revenge factor and I am DAMN sure the Raiders were all jacked up to win this game for Dante Culpepper (and how awesome was his end zone dance when he scored and pointed to his knee and did an OK sign… TWICE… before doing his little hand jive??)… and the Raiders ran for DAMN NEAR THREE HUNDRED YARDS on the Dolphins… wow… that’s scary….I don’t say this and wonder it often… even the worst of teams pull out a win or two (see the next two games as PROOF)… but I can’t see how Miami is beating ANYONE after games like this!!
NY Jets at Buffalo:Remember what I said in the NJDevs preview? That this is the game we will learn a lot about the Jets D? And I think we found out something about the Jets O-Line too… they ain’t that good... look how Buffalo STUFFED the running game (with half their starters not playing this game) and the Jets didn’t do diddly on the run either… but the passing game on both teams was enough, until Chad threw that soft 4th Quarter INT, and add in that Trent Edwards had enough time in the pocket to make a move on some of Tom Brady’s sloppy seconds (I do love that crack what can I say?)… you can see the Jet disaster indeed!
Houston at Atlanta:I wish I had sat down and watched this game (but when Dallas is on… America’s Team gets my main focus!)… no one turned the ball over… Schaub didn’t get sacked eight ways till Sunday…hrm.. maybe the coaching staff in Atlanta benching and fining DeAngelo Hall for costing them the game last week actually paid some dividends (Willie Randolph, are you reading this?) in getting some discipline and effort out of this team? Hell even legendary slacker John Abraham gets a sack and a forced fumble in this game! Joey Harrington looked like an NFL QB, amazing how signing a threat seems to have motivated him into knowing this is the last hurrah on the Harrington NFL Career…aside from that… I really don’t know… and I doubt anyone else cares enough for me to go crazy on this one!
Chicago at Detroit:OK, I still can’t in good conscience give credit to the Lions here… but I need to spew on the Bears here and the MESS this team is as well… and let me be the FIRST to say it… THIS IS NOT REX GROSSMAN’S FAULT… look how pathetic the offense was against that SAME Lions team that the Eagles needed to put points in the bank for TONIGHT’S game, I DON’T CARE WHO IS THROWING THE BALL FOR CHICAGO ANYMORE.. with that pathetic Curtis pecker-sized bust that Cedric Benson is (and boy would BOTH teams love to undo the Thomas Jones trade eh?)… the Bears have the wrong Adrian Peterson.. and who the hell are the wideout options?? Berrian.. average player.. nice deep threat but nothing special…. Mush ?? he’s finished… this team has NO WEAPONS for a QB to use… hell even the 0-4 Dolphins have BETTER weapons then this awful Bears team (who can’t seem to find the end zone unless it’s Devin Hester taking it to the house!)… and the Lions just took advantage of this beaten and broken team!
St. Louis at Dallas:People can tell you how PANICKED I was over this game, Dallas coming off a big win with the Bears last week (maybe the last time this year you can say big game and Bears, as the Cowboys BURIED them in week 3!)… the Rams are a CLASSIC type of letdown game… no Steven Jackson, and rookie Brian Leonard of the OVERRATED Rutgers system (who was decent in the game at least).. this game just had “fall on your ass” written all over it… then I walk into Sun Tavern (and you know how superstitious I am)…. There’s no Cecilia… I admit I freaked on the inside, though the dopes around me laughed a little too hard when we heard the backup bartender was named Heather (and she didn’t know what a Bloody Brain Shot was *grumble*).. and then you add in the SILENT offense for the first 25 minutes and I was in semi-quiet PANIC mode indeed… then Dante Hall runs that punt back… and you can hear grumbling… and you can almost see me revert and yell at Heather, during a Cowboys game… for old time’s sake… but no first time Sunday Football bartender should be subject to my panic-rage… so I waited (I didn’t want to THINK of food, but I did enough Jack shots thank you)… and then it happened… the play that let you KNOW the game was gonna be ok… 3rd and 3… Romo in the shotgun… the snap goes a MILE over his head… aw sh!t… he bobbles the ball… oh NOT AGAIN… he grabs the ball… turns… gets a block… NO WAY… makes a cut… OH HELL YEAH… and it’s a COWBOYS…. FIRST DOWWNNNNN!!!! (boy I got some mad looks from RU bandwagon-ers for that).. and Dallas was on it’s way… for the Rams the story stays the same… the defense gets worn out… the offense is DEAD on arrival, and Bulger got bludgeoned again and again! And I already begin my concerns with the RED HOT (by Buffalo Sports Standards) Buffalo Bills on Monday Night!
Baltimore at Cleveland:Wow, this was probably the biggest upset of the day here… the Ravens laid a Rutgers-sized egg (oh you KNOW I wasn’t doing a football weekend without ranting on the stupidity of Rutgers…. I mean for Christ’s sake.... you walk around and pat yourselves on the back for being a top 10 team again, because basically EVERY team ahead of you LOST and you backed in playing minor league GARBAGE opponents, and then the minute a semi-legit team and YOU LAY AN EGG.. much like the one the Ravens laid to get me back on point here….so until PROVEN OTHERWISE I don’t wanna hear a DAMN thing about this soft Rutgers team!!!)… *exhales*.. ok now… did I mention the Ravens laid a total egg here and the Browns receivers embarrassed and exposed the aging Ravens defense ??? And remember how I said the window was closing on the Ravens and this could be the last chance… I think that window just closed on their face… the running game is eh… the passing game is as good as it can be with the team they have on the field… Todd Heap sucks, and it’s all Mike Anstett’s fault

... and I don’t think either QB is the long-term answer!
4pm
Tampa Bay at Carolina:I was talking about this game with the night shift bartender (too many a friend were depressed Met fans and wanted no part of me today *grins*)… and he’s sitting there stunned watching this game asking what the hell was up with Steve Smith.. and it’s really simple… David Carr and his little fruity driving gloves NEED TO LEAVE THE NFL NOW… this guy is LOST back there… he has no clue when to get rid of the ball… throws more rainbows then the Lucky Charms guy and Hornswoggle COMBINED… and even the horrific SCARY type of injury that Cadillac Williams took… his leg just SPLIT and twisted and he’s done for the year….Carolina just looks pathetic on both ends of the ball (no sacks again)… the Panthers look as soft and uninspired as the Mets do… guess they didn’t need an energy guy like Keyshawn Johnson eh? As for Tampa, they put a foothold on the NFC South, and just in that makes them a top 4 team in the NFC, a long way from the 4-12 they had last year…..
Seattle at San Francisco:Another game that ended in the first series of the game… Alex Smith… sacked… hurt… and enter the TRENT DILDO… and it got ugly from there… Seattle did NOT forget the ass kickings they took last year from the Niners and boy did the Seahwaks take it out on the depleted 49ers… Frank Gore did NOTHING today… but I guess once the dust has settled we can say that a certain Trenton Devils poster got banned from the board for saying this pathetic San Fran team was going to win the NFC, and such lunacy can not be allowed to spread!
Kansas City at San Diego:Damn, remember back when Dallas won that third Super Bowl in 4 years and people said “well ANYONE could have coached this team…” I now present my case against that to the LAST PLACE San Diego Chargers… even WITH Tomlinson almost looking like the Tomlinson we all know and love (in fact I think this is the first time the Chargers lost with LT Breaking 3 digits in rushing).. Rivers was a little spotty in this game, Vincent Jackson again dropped the big pass (he’s like Terrell Owens… minus the all-pro talent!) and the Chargers are just in a FREE FALL… as much as people wanna beat up on Norv Turner let us NOT FORGET the “defensive stylings” of Ted Catrell… look at the losses… 38 to New England… 31 to Green Bay… and you let the Chiefs score THIRTY POINTS (which is like more then they had scored in games 1-3 AND pre-season??)… at least on the bright side the Shawn Merriman Sack Dance won’t be in Prime Time this year… and Bill Cowlher’s price goes up by the loss for next year! I should give the Chiefs credit, but I just CAN'T!
Pittsburgh at Arizona:You know how most people say they hate to say I told ya so? I ain’t that kinda guy!! I TOLD YOU SO on this one!!! This was a major message game for the staff of the Cardinals and proving to their old team that maybe they hired the wrong guy to run their franchise! Aside from an amazing day from Santonio Holmes, filling in nicely for Heinz Ward, the Steelers did NOTHING on offense all game and neither team really could get things moving offensively... Willie Parker was held in check all game, and the Steeler game really flows from the running backs (well duh… like um.. most NFL teams that aren’t lead by greatness… like Peyton… or Tony Romo *smirk*).. and while Arizona didn’t beat the world down with their offense… Kurt Warner is starting to look reborn in this new system (how does a Born Again Jesus Lover get reborn.. is he now a Devils fan or something cool like that?), and in this watered down NFC, average is good!
Denver at Indianapolis:Usually in the regular season, this is the kinda game Denver and their running game walks in and beats the Colts face in by just pounding the ball down their throat… this time the Colts did it to THEM instead running up over 200 yards on the ground and didn’t even miss a beat, even despite the losses of Marvin Harrison and Joseph Adaai (but as a fantasy owner of him thank god I got 19 points from him BEFORE he went down, because if you ask me he’s been the most consistent back in fantasy football this year so far)… and it was funny to see Dallas Clark step into the role of Harrison and not miss a BEAT (interchangeable wide-outs eh?)…as for Denver… I really can’t say anything about them I’ve not said before… if it wasn’t for the embarrassing effort of the Chargers this year, people would be ALL OVER how overrated and SOFT this team is too!!
8:15pm:
Philadelphia at NY Giants:Wow, the Eagles are painfully bad without Brian Westbrook!! You really could have turned this game off when he was announced inactive for this game… the limited running game Phily DOES have was out the window and the Giants just teed off on the pass rush and had a FIELD DAY in this one (though the Giant offense was pretty bad and the Phily D to their credit did play well and kept the Giants in check as well as any defense can be humanly expected to be)…like a lot of teams in the NFL now… I’m not sold one bit on the Giants, but you win the games you can win when they are handed to you and it’s not their fault that Washington and Phily were RIPE for the picking when they played them…
Monday, October 1:
New England at CincinnatiAlright, there’s nine minutes left in this game in the Bengals’ own building and I still have not for ONE second thought the Bengals had a CHANCE in this one… New England just stomped and rolled over this team.... no Maroney… no problem, New England doesn’t NEED to run the ball on you, they just line up and smack you… and this game was over as soon as the first Cincinnati punt, so I’m not even waiting for this game to END before I write it up and put Week 4 to bed!!
Power Rankings for Week 4
NFC:
1. Dallas (no change here)
2. Green Bay (earning this spot more and more here)
3. Seattle (revenge games are good for the soul!)
4. Tampa Bay (Owns the NFC South)
5. Arizona (big win over quality opponent = a mention in a soft NFC)AFC:
1. New England (This is beginning to get boring here….)
2. Indianapolis (200 yards rushing on the overrated Denver D)
3. Steelers (looked REALLY bad in Arizona loss)
4. Cleveland (believe it or not, VERY fun to watch!)
5. Oakland (Best team in the AFC West, could it be?)
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TWO TIME (2005, 2006) Award Winner and the man who can show Jeremy Roenick what a
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June 6, 2007... the NHL dies just a little bit.....
.. April 20, 2008...it gets a little better