Ranger Coach Rips New Jersey
#1
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:01 PM
The Ranger Season ticket holders had a Q & A with the coaching staff. And when asked who was the
best dressed Ranger Assistant coach Mike Pelino said
"Colton Orr and Scott Gomez are the best dressed, noting that Sean Avery had taken Gomez shopping and bought him a new wardrobe so that "he's no longer New Jersey. He now dresses the part of a New York Ranger!"
What a classless coaching staff.
Expected from the Rangers.
#2
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:05 PM
#3
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:07 PM
#4
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:08 PM
...and after their shopping spree they went dining, dancing and had a few cocktails at the Blue Oyster Bar!"Colton Orr and Scott Gomez are the best dressed, noting that Sean Avery had taken Gomez shopping and bought him a new wardrobe
What did Avery buy Gomer...leather chaps and some lubricant?

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#5
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:15 PM
Wonder if Avery's gonna loan him the other Olsen Twin too ??
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#6
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:16 PM
...and after their shopping spree they went dining, dancing and had a few cocktails at the Blue Oyster Bar!
What did Avery buy Gomer...leather chaps and some lubricant?

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#7
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:23 PM
...and after their shopping spree they went dining, dancing and had a few cocktails at the Blue Oyster Bar!
What did Avery buy Gomer...leather chaps and some lubricant?
that was great
#8
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:30 PM
Edited by squishyx, 04 December 2007 - 04:31 PM.
#9
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:31 PM
#10
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:52 PM
#11
Posted 04 December 2007 - 04:56 PM
#12
Posted 04 December 2007 - 05:02 PM
He was the biggest slob when he was a Devil. I never recall him looking nice. He always wore that baby blue shirt under his equipment. It was torn around the collar. It looked like moths got to it.
Edited by FriesenKris, 04 December 2007 - 08:15 PM.
#13
Posted 04 December 2007 - 06:20 PM
#14
Posted 04 December 2007 - 07:23 PM
oh come on, "rips new jersey"? I was expecting more.
Maybe "Rips" was a bit of a stretch, but still comical that the Rags would take (non-hockey related) cheap shots at us. God I hate that team.
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#15
Posted 04 December 2007 - 07:51 PM
#16
Posted 04 December 2007 - 08:15 PM
This MIGHT be the gayest thing I've ever heard."Colton Orr and Scott Gomez are the best dressed, noting that Sean Avery had taken Gomez shopping and bought him a new wardrobe so that "he's no longer New Jersey. He now dresses the part of a New York Ranger!
Eagles and Flyers and Phillies...OH MY!!
#17
Posted 04 December 2007 - 08:47 PM
C'mon, level with me...they don't exist, do they?
Sorta like the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and staph infections....right?
#18
Posted 04 December 2007 - 08:47 PM
#19
Posted 04 December 2007 - 08:50 PM
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#20
Posted 04 December 2007 - 09:55 PM
And what season ticket holder wastes valuable time by asking an inane question like that?

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