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#21 MrQuotes

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 10:06 PM

i guess the rangers suffered from the writers strike too

they've always better at rim jobs than rim shots anyways
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 10:07 PM

gay...rangers?

remember this?

:haha2: :rofl:

Oh yeah that is really gay, I bet Esposito and the rest of the Rangers wish that stayed buried, that is why You Tube rules.
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 10:33 PM

I hope he enjoys his puffy shirt.



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Posted 05 December 2007 - 12:25 AM

1) Isn't there another thread where a Rangers fan claims that it's always the Devils and their fans that bring up the Rangers, and that the Rangers and their fans are so high and mighty that they would never ever mention the Devs unless the two teams were playing each other? Well, uh, I wonder if he read this.

2) Good to see that Rangers season ticket holders are more concerned with how the team looks than with how they play.

3) I wonder if Avery has taught Gomer about crushed velvet.

4) Rangers suck.

Edited by DaneykoIsGod, 05 December 2007 - 04:11 AM.

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 12:26 AM

Well I guess since he's now dressing the part of a New York Ranger, he must of left his stanley cup rings behind cause we know they don't go with dressing the part of a NY Ranger!
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 01:34 PM

3) I wonder if Avery has taught Gomer about crushed velvet.



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Posted 05 December 2007 - 01:40 PM

1) Isn't there another thread where a Rangers fan claims that it's always the Devils and their fans that bring up the Rangers, and that the Rangers and their fans are so high and mighty that they would never ever mention the Devs unless the two teams were playing each other? Well, uh, I wonder if he read this.

2) Good to see that Rangers season ticket holders are more concerned with how the team looks than with how they play.

3) I wonder if Avery has taught Gomer about crushed velvet.

4) Rangers suck.


was there a little lisp in avery's voice?

i luuuv cruthed velvet....
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 02:22 PM

Crushed velvet link .... :o


oh
my
g*d

Avery is SUCH a 'mo! :unsure: He's not even cute even. :unsure: Trauma. At least all the superficial types I dated were sincere (sincerely wacked :smilegah: ). This dude I couldn't even tolerate talking to for 5 minutes *shudder*

Oh trauma :doh1: He is just the LAST thing Gomez needs... :rolleyes:
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 02:44 PM

gay...rangers?

remember this?


Oh my GOD!
Thanks for belly laugh. :rofl:
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 02:44 PM

He always wore that baby blue shirt under his equipment. It was torn around the collar. It looked like moths got to it.


Actually FriesenKris, you may not be aware of this, but that blue shirt is in all likelihood his standard issue CCM blue shirt from junior hockey, it's a tradition/superstition to wear it into the bigs. You see them all around the NHL, and they're almost always looking ratty. Although it may sound unbelievable, some guys can stretch wearing that shirt they had from junior for years. When it wears out, they get another one and wear that until it disintegrates. Hockey players are like that.
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 03:13 PM

Maybe "Rips" was a bit of a stretch, but still comical that the Rags would take (non-hockey related) cheap shots at us. God I hate that team.

I agree...that was weak...when I read rips NJ I was expecting far worse.
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 05:43 PM

crushed velvets not cool? * runs to the bathroom and changes out of her crushed velvet body suit and blossom hat..*
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 10:22 PM

Oh my GOD!
Thanks for belly laugh. :rofl:



This one may be even worse, pairs Figure skating anyone

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 11:15 PM

Betcha that cheap f*cker came back to Jersey to buy his bunny ears and spurs to save on sales tax.
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:17 AM

Oh my GOD!
Thanks for belly laugh. :rofl:

you're welcome...lol!

3) I wonder if Avery has taught Gomer about crushed velvet.

jesus... :blink:

what a nimrod... :joker:
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:44 AM

I think they next giveaway against the Rangers should be those Avery glasses. It would be almost like a Hanson brothers giveaway night.
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 02:35 AM

I think they next giveaway against the Rangers should be those Avery glasses. It would be almost like a Hanson brothers giveaway night.


i thought those avery avatars with him wearing those silly glasses were photoshop'd jokes...

he really wears them...lol!
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 03:13 AM

Well I guess since he's now dressing the part of a New York Ranger, he must of left his stanley cup rings behind cause we know they don't go with dressing the part of a NY Ranger!

Zing!
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 10:10 AM

Hockey players' skill and abilities and performance are directly corrolated to how well they dress???




That's a new one for me. sh!t, I'd be a superstar hockey player if that were true.. haha :lol:
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:55 PM

This one may be even worse, pairs Figure skating anyone

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

I hope those players were well-paid...

I would have loved to have been on the set for those commercials...I could just imagine the director saying, "OK, everyone find the gay zone...a little gayer...a little gayer...feel the gayness...gaaaaaaayyy...aaaaaaaaaand ACTION!"
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