The Mullet Comes To Newark
STEP 1: Buy yourself a cheap black wallet.
STEP 2: Buy yourself a pen with white ink.
STEP 3: Draw the biggest, clearest "B M" or "ESPN" you can on the front of it. Big enough so a television camera can see it.
STEP 4: When the Devils score their first goal, toss that bad boy on the ice like it was a rubber rat or an octopus. A few thousand of them in the neutral zone, and Barry will get the point. (And if you don't think the Devils will score -- I like a team on an eight-game winning streak against an opponent with a 2.87 GAA.)
Again, this is just something I *might* do. I could *never* condone delaying a game with such an immature group protest.
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