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#1 NJCroMag

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 07:53 AM

So I'm watching the Rangers-Penguins game last night because it was the only game on, and they're showing all these shots of Evgeni Malkin. And every time they do, I'm cowering in terror.

I mean, this man IS Frankenstein's Monster, only not quite as attractive.

So I get to thinking: Who would you put on your NHL All-Ugly team?

Malkin is a definite. I'm also thinking Rod Brind'Amour makes it. I know he retired, but how about Mike Ricci?

Let's hear some names. Toss 'em out. I'm sure I'm forgetting plenty.
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 08:02 AM

Anze Kopitar, Miroslav Satan, A.O.

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 08:39 AM

Marty Brodeur ?

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 08:51 AM

Forgot about A.O.

He DOES have a certain rodent-like appearance.
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:07 AM

Lyle Odelein.
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:09 AM

hands down captain Tie Domi...he is one ugly mug...
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:29 AM

Oh, no, Rod is horrendous. Even compared to Tie.

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:35 AM

Beaten with an Ugly Stick? Anyone? Anyone? PK?
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:37 AM

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:44 AM

Mike Ricci is definitely the all-time ugliest.

If you have Rod Brind'Amour on the list, you have to add Dave Andreychuk, they were separated at birth.

I always reckoned Jamie Macoun to be, if not the ugliest, at least the most simian.
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:46 AM

Marty Brodeur ?


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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:47 AM

Bobby Holik. Talk about Frankenstein. :puke:
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:49 AM

Bobby Holik. Talk about Frankenstein. :puke:


Ouch. Yes indeed. That one was staring me in the face (not literally - as I would have felt sheer terror), and I didn't notice.
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:25 AM

what about Pascal Leclaire. just look at his mug shot on nhl.com
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:33 AM

what about Pascal Leclaire. just look at his mug shot on nhl.com


Ever see a picture of him smiling? It's teeth...covering every inch of his face.

Edited by NJCroMag, 15 January 2008 - 10:34 AM.

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:36 AM

all ugly knob hockey:

also, add kasperitis to that list
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:48 AM

See I find some of these ugly guys attractive... like Rod even :blush: :urg: trauma :saddevil:
and kaspar sometimes... :doh1:

Edited by Pepperkorn, 15 January 2008 - 10:48 AM.

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:51 AM

Oh, and:
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:52 AM

No ugly list is complete without the inclusion of one Donald Brashear.
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 11:19 AM

Ohh geez, i think it;'s Brunette with the horribly messed up nose, like even worse than a normal nhler...it's just SICK looking

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