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[Masked Fan]

I looked for an old thread with this same idea. Didn't find it, so what the hell. I rarely start threads anyway.

Here's some banner ideas for you DM. Hope they're good and get used!!!

I asked him if he still kept in touch with anyone from the Devils he said Jay and Gio, but Marty won't even speak to him.

Maybe

"I still keep in touch with Jay and Gio, but Marty won't even speak to me!" - $cott Gomer


MARTY ROCKS!

[CRASHER]

the Ledger made us delete the thread

though an "100% Star Ledger approved site" would be awesomeness also!

[DevilMinder]

Hah, I will add both.

[El Diablo]

Where Marty Brodeur is just keeping the pipes warm for Anthony...

[thelastonealive]

While refreshing looking for the new ones, I came across "where a swamp is home sweet home" and "Newark, here we come!"...Just me talking, but I think we definately should drop the first one and perhaps the second as well. A swamp will never ever...ever...EVER...be home sweet home again. And Newark, here we are!

[NJDevs4978]

Yeah some of them are outdated, and some of them just don't make sense - the last one I saw was 'The Devils made us do it'? But I heard a while back it's much easier to put sayings in than to take the old ones out.

I like CRASHER's new one

[devilsrule33]

Here are the ones that I believe are outdated:

2 Day(s) without injury
Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian
Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway
December 19th, 2005 - Malakhov retires. Wishes do come true! (funny but old...I mean we had to trade him the enxt season to actually get him off the cap)
Where a Swamp is Home Sweet Home
Home of El Diablo
Where being negative is good
More fun than a 2 season lockout will allow?
A Den of Devilish Denizens
Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis
Home of the NLD Thread!
Where the pizza is better than the hockey
Where beating any team is pretty sweet
Freeze is gone!
Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive
Vlad Malakhov: the next coming of Igor Larionov
Where's my free jersey?
Where bruins talks about all of his teams... how many is it now?

...Probably a whole bunch more. Time to get some new ideas.

[El Diablo]

Here are the ones that I believe are outdated:

2 Day(s) without injury
Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian
Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway
December 19th, 2005 - Malakhov retires. Wishes do come true! (funny but old...I mean we had to trade him the enxt season to actually get him off the cap)
Where a Swamp is Home Sweet Home
Still the Home of El Diablo
Where being negative is good
More fun than a 2 season lockout will allow?
A Den of Devilish Denizens
Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis
Home of the NLD Thread!
Where the pizza is better than the hockey
Where beating any team is pretty sweet
Freeze is gone!
Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive
Vlad Malakhov: the next coming of Igor Larionov
Where's my free jersey?
Where bruins talks about all of his teams... how many is it now?

...Probably a whole bunch more. Time to get some new ideas.

Dont be hatin' Devs ...

[Masked Fan]

NOT OUTDATED

Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian
Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway
Home of El Diablo
A Den of Devilish Denizens
Home of the NLD Thread!
Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive
Where's my free jersey?

[thelastonealive]

NOT OUTDATED

I agree, most of the quotes are pretty good if a little outdated. I rather like 2 Day(s) Without An Injury myself.

[sammyk]

Here are the ones that I don't like and would like removed:

2 Day(s) without injury
Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian
Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway
December 19th, 2005 - Malakhov retires. Wishes do come true! (funny but old...I mean we had to trade him the enxt season to actually get him off the cap)
Where a Swamp is Home Sweet Home
Home of El Diablo
Where being negative is good
More fun than a 2 season lockout will allow?
A Den of Devilish Denizens
Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis
Home of the NLD Thread!
Where the pizza is better than the hockey
Where beating any team is pretty sweet
Freeze is gone!
Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive
Vlad Malakhov: the next coming of Igor Larionov
Where's my free jersey?
Where bruins talks about all of his teams... how many is it now?

...Probably a whole bunch more. Time to get some new ideas.

Fixed!

[RowdyFan42]

Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis

Meh? You want that one REMOVED? Mr. Extreme Table Tennis himself?

[sammyk]

Meh? You want that one REMOVED? Mr. Extreme Table Tennis himself?

No, I don't want any of them removed, I "fixed" the post to reflect how DR33 really feels about the list he posted.

[Masked Fan]

If you're counting, each number must be an insertion event.

[devilsrule33]

No, I don't want any of them removed, I "fixed" the post to reflect how DR33 really feels about the list he posted.

You got me...but seriously they are just a little outdated, and I am sure more than half the board doesn't understand the inside jokes between the 5 or so posters that live in the off-topic forum.

[DevilMinder]

That is a good point and I've thought about them in the past. But It is hard to have a community without personal elements... so they stay.

[CRASHER]

Can we at least add the Star Ledger approved one??
That's personal.. inside joke... and damn funny if I might say so

[thelastonealive]

If we're keeping random inside jokes that no one will get in five years (which I think we should anyways), may I suggest "CMON DEVILS!"?

Edit: And, of course, "SCREW YOU, (N)Єverson!".

Edited by thelastonealive, 14 March 2008 - 05:00 PM.

[DevilMinder]

Can we at least add the Star Ledger approved one??
That's personal.. inside joke... and damn funny if I might say so

The two original suggestions were added when I said "I am adding them"

[DevilMinder]

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