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#1 overtime98


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Posted 02 May 2008 - 12:30 PM

New York Rangers Unless you count that Central Park cop on horseback, there ain't no rootin', tootin' Texas lawmen anywhere near Madison Square Garden. They were christened the Rangers because their founder was named "Tex" Rickard, and the local press dubbed his new hockey team "Tex's Rangers." Too bad "Tex" was from
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 01:18 PM

That is priceless. :rolling:
It is so weird how you never forget that pee smell when you walk up from NJ transit to street level at NY Penn Station.
And all to funny that a national mag like Maxim makes fun of them. Love it.
Not enough humor/satire-type columns pick on NY; it's about time.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 02:49 PM

I'm loving it! I always wondered how the hell they did get their name. :blink:
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 05:52 PM

THanks for posting this I had a hearty laugh.
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 07:18 PM

is there a nickname for the beggar squeegie windshield people?

if not "The NY Pee Smell" is clearly more appropriate than the silly "rangers"...

a cool name would have been the "NY Sand Hogs"...
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 07:26 PM

is there a nickname for the beggar squeegie windshield people?


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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:47 PM

Wipes :koolaid:
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 01:09 AM

I also like what they say about the Toronto Raptors and renaming them the Toronto Maple Leaves "to further annoy hockey fans."
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 10:35 AM

...how 'bout just; "The New York Suck" for a name? ;)
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 01:04 AM

...how 'bout just; "The New York Suck" for a name? ;)

winner imo
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