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2008 Summer Olympics
Started by Satans Hockey, Aug 06 2008 05:12 AM
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 12:55 PM
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:28 AM
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International Olympic Committee launches probe into He Kexin's age
International Olympic Committee launches probe into He Kexin's age
An IOC official told The Times that because of "discrepancies" that have come to light about the age of He Kexin, the host nation’s darling who won gold in both team and individual events, an official inquiry has been launched that could result in the gymnast being stripped of her medals.
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:18 PM
THE US WOMEN BEAT BRAZIL 1-0 AND WON THE GOLD MEDAL! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel bad for Brazil. The have been the dominating the last years yet can’t close the deal in the finals again. In the last 2 Olympics (against the US) and the last World Cup (against Germany) they lost the Final.
Congratulations to the US. This was one of the weaker teams of the last years yet they found a way to get it done
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:23 PM
A German girl just won the Gold in Modern Pentathlon. This has to be the weirdest sport, a combination of shooting, fencing, swimming, horse riding and running. I’m surprised they don't play chess in between
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:31 PM
A German girl just won the Gold in Modern Pentathlon. This has to be the weirdest sport, a combination of shooting, fencing, swimming, horse riding and running. I’m surprised they don't play chess in between
I saw that too! A very upper crust sounding event. Next time they should include a spot of cricket and tea.
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:31 PM
A German girl just won the Gold in Modern Pentathlon. This has to be the weirdest sport, a combination of shooting, fencing, swimming, horse riding and running. I’m surprised they don't play chess in between
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:37 PM
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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:52 PM
haha yea I like hide the hamster and boat repair.lol cabinet making
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 11:07 AM
"Lifetime ban of the coach and athlete in all championships sanctioned by the (World Taekwondo Federation) and at the same time, all records of this athlete at the Beijing Games will immediately be erased," said the announcer, reading a WTF release."
Haha the WTF
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 11:15 AM
i cant stop looking at the refs expression, clarkson should have done that to the refs in all the games last season where we got gipped of goals, except with a shoe after the game, we dont need another zednik "accident"
Edited by DEVILS>Rangers, 23 August 2008 - 11:16 AM.
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 05:31 PM
I love the initials for World Taekwondo Foundation or whatever... read the last sentence in this paragraph 
EDIT: Oops, got beaten to it. Eh whatever.
"This is a strong violation of the spirit of taekwondo and the Olympic Games. The sanctions are the following and are effective immediately: Lifetime ban of the coach and athlete in all championships sanctioned by the (World Taekwondo Federation) and at the same time, all records of this athlete at the Beijing Games will immediately be erased," said the announcer, reading a WTF release.
EDIT: Oops, got beaten to it. Eh whatever.
Edited by Martysb3tt3r, 23 August 2008 - 05:32 PM.
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 05:59 PM
I watched some of the taekwondo (a Canadian woman won a silver medal in the event). I don't know if it is tradition or what, but one competitor bowed down to her opposition before the match, showing that the top of the headgear has a giant "WTF" ensignia on top. I got a good chuckle out of that.
As for the kicked judge, I think there were quite a few judges this Olympics that deserved a kick in the face more than this guy. There was some really, really, really bad judging in a lot of events... but in this case, the Cuban WAS down for a very long time. I think the official was more than correct in calling the match. Even if he wasn't, you don't kick someone in the face.... I think the Cuban athlete should be arrested by the Chinese authorities and thrown in the worst pit of hell in the country (where they put the Falun Gong).
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I just read on another site that Iceland could win their first gold medal ever at the summer Olympics. It would be funny and great at the same time to see a country named "ICELAND" win a summer games gold medal.
It's sorta like the Jamaican bobsled team.
As for the kicked judge, I think there were quite a few judges this Olympics that deserved a kick in the face more than this guy. There was some really, really, really bad judging in a lot of events... but in this case, the Cuban WAS down for a very long time. I think the official was more than correct in calling the match. Even if he wasn't, you don't kick someone in the face.... I think the Cuban athlete should be arrested by the Chinese authorities and thrown in the worst pit of hell in the country (where they put the Falun Gong).
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I just read on another site that Iceland could win their first gold medal ever at the summer Olympics. It would be funny and great at the same time to see a country named "ICELAND" win a summer games gold medal.
It's sorta like the Jamaican bobsled team.
Edited by Don, 23 August 2008 - 06:01 PM.
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 10:27 AM
I saw that too! A very upper crust sounding event. Next time they should include a spot of cricket and tea.
It's based on the skills a 19th century gentleman would need in the army: riding, swimming, shooting, running and sword fighting.
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 10:38 AM
It's based on the skills a 19th century gentleman would need in the army: riding, swimming, shooting, running and sword fighting.
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:14 PM
USA BAsketball wins gold in a great game. Yeah i watched the whole thing and it was worth only getting 4 hours of sleep
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 03:16 PM
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Yeah, I lurk now and snigger at newbies, and am only drawn from my hermit-itude by undeniable urges to clarify minority sporting events at the Olympics.
My favourite was the dressage horse dancing to the BeeGees. Camper than a row of rainbow tents.
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 04:41 PM
Well come Ciy, what more minor sport is there then hockey??
(OK Badmintion is just rated R-Tarded, and synchronized diving is pretty brutal too)
and you're supposed to outwardly mock the noobs and panic seekers on here... makes it more entertaining for the smart people!!
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, and synchronized diving is pretty brutal too)and you're supposed to outwardly mock the noobs and panic seekers on here... makes it more entertaining for the smart people!!
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 10:28 PM
Hey!
Yeah, I lurk now and snigger at newbies, and am only drawn from my hermit-itude by undeniable urges to clarify minority sporting events at the Olympics.
My favourite was the dressage horse dancing to the BeeGees. Camper than a row of rainbow tents.
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