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#1 Jimmy Leeds

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:13 AM

Apparently he died from eating too many 6 year old nuts.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:34 AM

Saw this somewhere "rumor has it michael jackson died from eating chinese food...he choked on cream of Sum Yung Boi"
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 10:02 AM

I thought the results were inconclusive at this stage, i thought they couldn't decide whether to blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the good times or blame it on the Boogie?

Or the perscription drugs.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:00 AM

When is comes to cardiac arrest, apparently Micheal Jackson couldn't, BEAT IT
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:21 AM

(gotta beat Brian to this one :P)

Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead

(I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!)
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:59 AM

I dunno how I feel about this so soon after his death. I've already seen worse than that on here, but I have no idea if I want to post them. He hasn't even been dead 24, and yet people are still ripping him a new one? IDK.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 12:07 PM

(gotta beat Brian to this one :P)

Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead

(I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!)



I see this is the most popular joke so far..... lol
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 10:46 PM

(gotta beat Brian to this one :P)

Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead

(I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!)


haha

Edited by Satans Hockey, 26 June 2009 - 10:47 PM.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 12:52 AM

When is comes to cardiac arrest, apparently Micheal Jackson couldn't, BEAT IT


oo. ow. haha i'm hurting from laughing so hard.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:56 AM

I see this is the most popular joke so far..... lol


there's a worse one (even I winced at this one)

What's your favorite MJ video??
Mine is the one of them carrying out the body

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:whistling:

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(like I said.. it's HARSH)
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 07:56 PM

I heard he died blowing Bubbles.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 11:39 PM

Michael Jackson is dead!

Hah. Epic.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 12:08 PM

Michael Jackson is dead!

Hah. Epic.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 07:23 PM

Michael Jackson is dead!

Hah. Epic.


Jon Lajoie is my FAVORITE COMEDIAN!! every video he has is a riot, and this song is so friggin true!!
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 12:26 PM

This joke is kinda like the lego one.

Michael Jackson will won't be cremated or buried but recycled into shopping bags so he still is white, plastic, and harmful to small children.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 01:40 PM

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 01:47 PM

McDonalds is making a sandwich after Michael Jackson called the McJackson. 50 year old meat in 6 year old buns
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:11 PM

I laughing at Show me your genitals..

Part 1 and 2

he just said slamming muff... I am laughing...
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:42 PM

So Farrah Fawcett dies and next thing she knows she is at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets her saying, "Farrah, you have lived a good life. I will grant you one wish." Farrah, being the kind soul she is says, "I want peace for all the children of the world." Michael Jackson dies.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:26 PM

What are Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson expecting for the Fourth of July?















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