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NJDevs.com Banners that should probably get updated

Started by mikeford, Oct 17 2009 02:20 PM

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#21 Neb00rs

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 12:58 AM

GET KOVY IN THE BANNER - UDX where are you???

For quotes how about:

NJDevs.com: You don't know our sources!

NJDevs.com: Where Manta doesn't follow through on his bets.

NJDevs.com: I quit my job to refresh twitter professionally.

NJDevs.com: Where we are all missing a summer.

NJDevs.com: Kovy's a King, no a Devil, no a King, no an Islander, no he's going to the KHL, no a King, no...

NJDevs.com: We Circumvent other sites.

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#22 Marshall

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 08:37 AM

We take the A-Train.

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#23 puckrock

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 03:27 PM

We take the A-Train.

WIN!

This is my 2012 Playoff signature.

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#24 sammyk

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 03:34 PM

We are probably due for an update. Most of them don't even make sense to anyone anymore.

I hope you don't delete the old ones. Even if they don't make sense they are part of our history and at least some of us will understand them.

With that said, there has to be a lawn mowing related one, I think it was already mentioned though. Maybe a simple: "I mowed the lawn today" or "The lawn has been mowed".

This is how big your signature should be. Any larger and you are compensating.

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#25 devilsrule33

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 03:45 PM

My favourite post from the Kovy Thread:

"Look at the Devils Roster. Kovy is on it. Now look at his contract. Back at the Roster. Kovy is gone. So is the contract. I'm on a horse."

"The Stanley Cup has fallen from the Stars. The new millennium has its first Stanley Cup Champion, and it's the New Jersey Devils." Mike Miller calling the Devils winning the Stanley Cup.

"It goes to the captain and then there are handoffs during a skate around the ice" Mike Emrick as Scott Stevens is being presented the Stanley Cup.

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#26 Neb00rs

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 08:23 PM

My favourite post from the Kovy Thread:

"Look at the Devils Roster. Kovy is on it. Now look at his contract. Back at the Roster. Kovy is gone. So is the contract. I'm on a horse."

That was a great post.

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#27 theamazingtiny

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 09:10 PM

Kovalchuk: The player so nice they signed him twice!

They've become a farm system for the rest of the league, developing great talent that is eventually poached by those paying more, yet they routinely rank among the league's best. - AOL Sports

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#28 Brandon

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 09:30 PM

This. You beat me to it.

How about "We had more of these, but Pronger kept stealing them at the end of the day"

Win.

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#29 Brandon

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 09:41 PM

Lou was probably trying to bring the deal down as slowly as possible to keep the cap hit as manageable as possible. Instead of jumping straight to the 13-year/$91M deal spoken of so much around here, it probably went something like this:

Lou: How about $102M over 17 years.
Daly: We already rejected that.
Lou: OK, how about $101.5M over 17 years.
Daly: Come on, man.
Lou: OK, how about $101M over 16.5 years.
Daly: You can't have half-years in contracts.
Lou: OK, how about $101M over 16 years.
Daly: You're breakin' my balls, Lou.
Lou: OK, how about $101M over 16 years.
Daly: You just said that!
Lou: OK, how about $102M over 17 years.
Daly: You're going in the wrong direction there, chief.
Lou: OK, how about $100.5M over 16 years.
Daly: Only Luongo can play til he's 43.
Lou: OK, How about ... hey, that's B.S.!
Daly: Suck it.
Lou: You suck it.
Daly: Do you wanna sign this Kovalchuk guy or what?
Lou: OK, how about $100M over 15 years.
Daly: I don't hate that.
Lou: Suck it.

So how about "Suck It."

"This Is Team" "We Have Unfinished Business" - Ilya Kovalchuk

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#30 jagknife

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 10:57 PM

So how about "Suck It."

is it 1996?

of each of Toronto's 6 shots on goal in Game 6

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#31 cubanjd305

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 11:18 PM

Ilya say's "This is Forum"

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#32 Maddog

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Posted 12 September 2010 - 04:52 PM

Kovalchuk: The player so nice they signed him twice!

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#33 Marshall

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Posted 12 September 2010 - 04:57 PM

Russians like New Jersey better than Russia.

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#34 TheMazz

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Posted 12 September 2010 - 06:40 PM

We take the A-Train.

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#35 Elias26

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Posted 13 September 2010 - 10:01 AM

Russians like New Jersey better than Russia.

I like this one.

Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008

“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011

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#36 Marshall

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Posted 13 September 2010 - 12:14 PM

Rules are rules, unless a Devil is involved. Then they'll be changed.

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#37 Pepperkorn

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Posted 13 September 2010 - 12:49 PM

R.I.P.

thanks... I was thinking of that one. -_-

life goes on...

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#38 Pepperkorn

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Posted 13 September 2010 - 12:58 PM

look out for the jelly jam!

Yeah -- or "Where the Smuckers is always flyin'"

OK -- thanks to Crasher I'm thinking about Polaner AllFruit and Jason Arnott... <_<

we could be in for a really long season. There is something really amusing about Arnott -- let's hope he doesn't disappoint like Matvichuk before him.

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