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#261 DaneykoIsGod

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Posted 24 March 2010 - 05:13 PM

So Gary Bettman was on Boomer & Carton's show on WFAN this morning talking about his alma mater Cornell in the NCAA tourney. At the end of the interview, this little exchange goes down...

Carton: Can I ask a favor of you, Gary?
Bettman: You can ask absolutely anything ...
Carton: Could you dig up $10 million from somewhere in the NHL's budget to lure Lou Lamoriello over here to be GM of the Rangers?
Bettman: ... except for that.
Boomer, Carton, Bettman: lulz

It definitely got a coupla hahas out of me. Rangers suck. roflrofl
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 05:32 PM

You know the Rangers are jealous! :lol:
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 05:37 PM

So Gary Bettman was on Boomer & Carton's show on WFAN this morning talking about his alma mater Cornell in the NCAA tourney. At the end of the interview, this little exchange goes down...

Carton: Can I ask a favor of you, Gary?
Bettman: You can ask absolutely anything ...
Carton: Could you dig up $10 million from somewhere in the NHL's budget to lure Lou Lamoriello over here to be GM of the Rangers?
Bettman: ... except for that.
Boomer, Carton, Bettman: lulz

It definitely got a coupla hahas out of me. Rangers suck. roflrofl

I love Boomer's jealousy of the Devils. When they had Zach on a couple weeks ago he was talking about him possibly signing with the Rags down the road. Clearly he understands the power of Lou-Aid, though :koolaid:
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#264 Amberite

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Posted 24 March 2010 - 06:30 PM

Well the Islanders have obviously given up on the season, and are basically rolling over and letting the rags win. Shame, I was looking forward to a hard fought game and maybe watching the rags have their playoffs hope dashed, but the Islanders are barely skating.
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#265 TheIceDog

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Posted 24 March 2010 - 08:13 PM

It seems to me that this may be the beginning of another decade stretch of the Rangers missing the playoffs. Such a shame. Good thing for baseball and football for NYC as it's just yet another disappointment for all NY Rags and NY Bricks fans.
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Posted 25 March 2010 - 01:06 AM

Rangers = Ukraine?

http://shirtoid.com/...kraine-is-weak/
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Posted 25 March 2010 - 01:20 AM

Isles are done and we'll see the final destiny of the Rags on Tonight.
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 07:28 AM

This, and for as much as Lundqvist gets ripped on for his glove hand and pad size, the SOB does find a way to get his team into the playoffs. I think somehow they'll find themselves clinching in Game 81 or so yet again...which means Sather gets to keep his job.


They still have to win one more game, but I had a feeling these fvckers would find a way to least stay in it to the very end. I hate the Rangers, hate 'em hate 'em hate 'em, but I have to tip my hat to them for fighting so hard to stay alive. The fact that they actually control their destiny, considering where they were, is pretty amazing.
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 10:27 AM

It makes me sick knowing that their season would be over if not for Drury's goal with 16 seconds left.
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 04:07 PM

Since the Bs won today, the Rags backdoor (OTL) to the playoffs has been closed. If they lose, they're out.
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 04:57 PM

Well, at least the Rangers have this to look forward to:

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Posted 11 April 2010 - 05:04 PM

GOOODBYE! GOOODBYE!

GOODBYE ... GOODBYE-GOODBYE-GOODBYE!

GOODBYE, SEE YA LATER!!!
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 05:15 PM

:yea: :yea: :dance: :dance: :boogie: :boogie: HAHAHAHA Rangers suck HAHAHAHA!!!!
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 05:44 PM

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Posted 11 April 2010 - 06:00 PM

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Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:01 PM

http://www.msg.com/r...s-postgame.html

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Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:08 PM

Yep, they still suck. Lmao.
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:32 PM

huge pads = weak glove hand...and five hole???
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:34 PM

This reminds me of a little didddy:

If you know the Rangers suck, clap your hands
If you know the Rangers suck, clap your hands
If you know the Rangers suck, and they'll never win the Cup, if you know the Rangers suck clap your hands




FORE, MOTHERFVCKERS!
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