The Official Rangers Suck Thread
#261
Posted 24 March 2010 - 05:13 PM
Carton: Can I ask a favor of you, Gary?
Bettman: You can ask absolutely anything ...
Carton: Could you dig up $10 million from somewhere in the NHL's budget to lure Lou Lamoriello over here to be GM of the Rangers?
Bettman: ... except for that.
Boomer, Carton, Bettman: lulz
It definitely got a coupla hahas out of me. Rangers suck. roflrofl

"I don't like those Rangers fans from New Jersey." - Jim Dowd
#262
Posted 24 March 2010 - 05:32 PM
#263
Posted 24 March 2010 - 05:37 PM
I love Boomer's jealousy of the Devils. When they had Zach on a couple weeks ago he was talking about him possibly signing with the Rags down the road. Clearly he understands the power of Lou-Aid, thoughSo Gary Bettman was on Boomer & Carton's show on WFAN this morning talking about his alma mater Cornell in the NCAA tourney. At the end of the interview, this little exchange goes down...
Carton: Can I ask a favor of you, Gary?
Bettman: You can ask absolutely anything ...
Carton: Could you dig up $10 million from somewhere in the NHL's budget to lure Lou Lamoriello over here to be GM of the Rangers?
Bettman: ... except for that.
Boomer, Carton, Bettman: lulz
It definitely got a coupla hahas out of me. Rangers suck. roflrofl
"The real fans are always going to be the fans. They’re always going to support you." Ilya Kovalchuk, 11/11/2010
Proud winner of the 2009-10 NJDevs Conn Smythe Trophy for best poster during the playoffs
#264
Posted 24 March 2010 - 06:30 PM
#265
Posted 24 March 2010 - 08:13 PM
"The difference between the Devils and the Rangers? Simple. The Devils are chasing another Stanley Cup title. The Rangers? Well, they're just trying to win a hockey game."
M. Michael Talty February 27, 2009
#266
Posted 25 March 2010 - 01:06 AM

I collect spores, molds and fungus.
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk? And what makes it so risky?
#267
Posted 25 March 2010 - 01:20 AM


Chocolate + Devil = My life
#268
Posted 10 April 2010 - 07:28 AM
This, and for as much as Lundqvist gets ripped on for his glove hand and pad size, the SOB does find a way to get his team into the playoffs. I think somehow they'll find themselves clinching in Game 81 or so yet again...which means Sather gets to keep his job.
They still have to win one more game, but I had a feeling these fvckers would find a way to least stay in it to the very end. I hate the Rangers, hate 'em hate 'em hate 'em, but I have to tip my hat to them for fighting so hard to stay alive. The fact that they actually control their destiny, considering where they were, is pretty amazing.
[Mark Messier]: A big, bald attention whore with a stupid Easter Island-lookin face. - from who else? DaneykoIsGod!
Even when Marty comes back maybe Larry should put Clemmensen to be on the goal during the shootouts.
Can the coach do that ? Switch the goalies 5 seconds to go in overtime? - Most priceless quote ever posted on a message board.
Martin Brodeur: THE MOST ALL-TIME WINS!, 12 straight seasons of 30+ wins, 3 Stanley Cups, 4 Vezina Trophies, and zero respect from too many so-called Devils "fans" who are either too young or too bandwagon to remember the much darker days of Sean Burke, Craig Billington, Bob Sauve, Alain Chevrier, and the talented but overwhelmed Chico Resch, among many others.
It's easy to support a great player when he's playing at his very best. It takes a true fan to support that same player during those rare moments and stretches when he's not. Babe Ruth went 0-4 some games, and sometimes Wayne Gretzky was held pointless. There may be such a thing as greatness, but no such thing as absolute perfection every single night.
#30 FOREVER!
20 out of 1,946 njdevs.com members agree: CR1976 is the Most Knowledgable Poster of 2008! Victory is mine...oh yes, victory is mine!
#269
Posted 10 April 2010 - 10:27 AM
#270
Posted 10 April 2010 - 04:07 PM
#271
Posted 11 April 2010 - 04:57 PM
#272
Posted 11 April 2010 - 05:04 PM
GOODBYE ... GOODBYE-GOODBYE-GOODBYE!
GOODBYE, SEE YA LATER!!!
#273
Posted 11 April 2010 - 05:15 PM
#274
Posted 11 April 2010 - 05:44 PM

2012 Eastern Conference Champions
#275
Posted 11 April 2010 - 06:00 PM
Edited by eaglejelly, 11 April 2010 - 06:01 PM.
#276
Posted 11 April 2010 - 06:45 PM
#278
Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:08 PM

#279
Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:32 PM
Is we have Kovy?
Section 114 & Kovy's Second Contract
#280
Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:34 PM
If you know the Rangers suck, clap your hands
If you know the Rangers suck, clap your hands
If you know the Rangers suck, and they'll never win the Cup, if you know the Rangers suck clap your hands
FORE, MOTHERFVCKERS!
"The real fans are always going to be the fans. They’re always going to support you." Ilya Kovalchuk, 11/11/2010
Proud winner of the 2009-10 NJDevs Conn Smythe Trophy for best poster during the playoffs
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