The Official Rangers Suck Thread
#301
Posted 13 May 2012 - 11:08 PM
In a series like this, the more annoying aspect we're going to have to deal with is the everyday Joe Schmoe that used to watch the Messier/Gretzky Rangers and is joining in the discussion now for old-time fun's sake, spewing the same 4-5 Rangers talking points they got off The Post through the years (we're bankrupt, Parise's going to the Rangers on July 1, we're a trap team that killed the NHL, and Marty's fat and "banged his wife's sister").
Overall, we dealt with the Flyers fans in our building with a real intense vengeance. We can deal with these fairweather softies that don't even wear jerseys to their own home-games. MSG looks like a Men's Wearhouse ad. Their fans are nothing to worry about. I've never had anything more hurtful yelled at me when I was at MSG than that "Marty's fat". I replied, "That's good, so it'll be harder for the 300 homeless people outside your ****** arena to pry the 3 Stanley Cup rings off his fat fingers then."
#302
Posted 13 May 2012 - 11:10 PM
When is 1 greater than 3? When you're a Ranger fan!
#303
Posted 13 May 2012 - 11:31 PM
Still, the biggest thing we have over Rangers fans is our three Stanley Cups.
When is 1 greater than 3? When you're a Ranger fan!
They throw logic out the window everytime you try and have a conversation with them. Their nickname for Martin Brodeur, a future Hall of Famer, 2 gold medal winner, 3 Stanley Cup winner, came from Sean Avery, a retired 30 year old who's giving fashion advice as a contributor to GQ.
And some of their fans STILL WANT HIM BACK...
#304
Posted 14 May 2012 - 03:45 AM
Saying the Devils are a one man team behind Kovalchuk. Talk about naive and hypocritical *facepalm*
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#305
Posted 14 May 2012 - 06:52 AM
Dumbest guy I ever met.
#306
Posted 14 May 2012 - 06:53 AM
In a series like this, the more annoying aspect we're going to have to deal with is the everyday Joe Schmoe that used to watch the Messier/Gretzky Rangers and is joining in the discussion now for old-time fun's sake, spewing the same 4-5 Rangers talking points they got off The Post through the years (we're bankrupt, Parise's going to the Rangers on July 1, we're a trap team that killed the NHL, and Marty's fat and "banged his wife's sister").
Nailed it!
#307
Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:14 AM
Most of them probably won't know what you're talking about though.

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#308
Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:25 AM

"I don't like those Rangers fans from New Jersey." - Jim Dowd
#309
Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:28 AM
"@JessicaLynn312: @NewYorkPuck no need to stand out in front of MSG with those ugly jerseys and then taunt us on the train."
Of course there is! You do it to our fans on the train, even when we aren't playing you that night, we just happen to have games that got done at the same time and the trains come from Penn...
Another example of how the Rangers fans can dish it out, but can't take it when it's thrown back at them.
Edited by Legion15, 14 May 2012 - 07:30 AM.

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#310
Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:18 PM
http://hfboards.hock...d.php?t=1189983
hahahaha
#311
Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:29 PM
Outsiders perspective.
Devils win 3 Stanley cups while having some of the highest GF totals in the league.
"Hockey is being ruined by the trap. NJ's success comes with a giant *"
Devils abandon the trap post lockout
"Devils games are the equivalent of an afternoon nap"
Devils storm through the playoffs playing a forecheck intensive system
"The Devils have the most boring series in the playoffs"
Rangers win two rounds in 14 games using the brilliant 6 goaltender system, never scoring more than 3 goals, usually 1 or 2
"THRILLING, SCINTILLATING, EXCITING!!!! HOCKEY IS ALIVE IN NEW YORK BABY. THE WHOLE CITY IS ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEAT WITH RANGER FEVER!!!!"
A perfect prism of why I can't stand the Rangers and most of the media lol.
Edited by NJDevs4978, 14 May 2012 - 05:29 PM.
The New Jersey Devils win Stanley Cups everywhere:
-NHL record for most road wins in the playoffs - 10-1 in '95 and 10-2 in '00
-NHL record for most home wins in the playoffs - 12-1 in '03
#312
Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:09 PM

Stay thirsty my friends
#313
Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:22 PM
Stay thirsty my friends
Lmao!! Good stuff right there!
#314
Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:20 PM
1. John Tortorella coached the Devils
2. Sean Avery played for the Devils
#315
Posted 17 May 2012 - 09:09 AM
Torts meltdown is priceless! I love watching this a-hole self destruct!
Edited by Legion15, 17 May 2012 - 09:10 AM.

2012 Eastern Conference Champions
#316
Posted 17 May 2012 - 09:21 AM
#317
Posted 26 May 2012 - 02:45 PM
Co-
of Ilya Kovalchuk
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#318
Posted 26 May 2013 - 01:08 AM
Update: The Rangers still suck in 2013.
Co-
of Ilya Kovalchuk
Proud to be King of the Kovalnuts (Est. June 2010 by MantaRay)
#319
Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:13 AM
Rangers Suck, Flyers Swallow.
Sidenote: what an un-Triumph-y thread!
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#320
Posted 26 May 2013 - 10:18 AM
Is it Beukeboom next year? I heard it was gonna be Steve Larmer. EDIT: haha, I didn't realize that was from last year. Anyway, I believe Doug Lidster's jersey will be going to the rafters next.
Their consolation prize will be retiring Jeff Beukeboom's jersey next year.
Edited by MadDog2020, 26 May 2013 - 10:21 AM.

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