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#301 DJ Eco

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 11:31 PM

Still, the biggest thing we have over Rangers fans is our three Stanley Cups.

When is 1 greater than 3? When you're a Ranger fan!



They throw logic out the window everytime you try and have a conversation with them. Their nickname for Martin Brodeur, a future Hall of Famer, 2 gold medal winner, 3 Stanley Cup winner, came from Sean Avery, a retired 30 year old who's giving fashion advice as a contributor to GQ.

And some of their fans STILL WANT HIM BACK...
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 03:45 AM

Rangers fans be Rangers fans, even in Australia...

Saying the Devils are a one man team behind Kovalchuk. Talk about naive and hypocritical *facepalm*
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 06:52 AM

I knew a Rangers fan once.

Dumbest guy I ever met.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 06:53 AM

In a series like this, the more annoying aspect we're going to have to deal with is the everyday Joe Schmoe that used to watch the Messier/Gretzky Rangers and is joining in the discussion now for old-time fun's sake, spewing the same 4-5 Rangers talking points they got off The Post through the years (we're bankrupt, Parise's going to the Rangers on July 1, we're a trap team that killed the NHL, and Marty's fat and "banged his wife's sister").


Nailed it!
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:14 AM

Hugh Jessiman! He finally managed to play a few games in the NHL.

Most of them probably won't know what you're talking about though.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:25 AM

From HF:

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:28 AM

"@JessicaLynn312: @NewYorkPuck no need to stand out in front of MSG with those ugly jerseys and then taunt us on the train."



Of course there is! You do it to our fans on the train, even when we aren't playing you that night, we just happen to have games that got done at the same time and the trains come from Penn...

Another example of how the Rangers fans can dish it out, but can't take it when it's thrown back at them.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:18 PM

Look at them all throw a hissy fit when someone tells them Rangers hockey is "boring" and "killing hockey".

http://hfboards.hock...d.php?t=1189983

hahahaha
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#309 NJDevs4978

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:29 PM

From (ironically) an Islander fan on HF:

Outsiders perspective.

Devils win 3 Stanley cups while having some of the highest GF totals in the league.
"Hockey is being ruined by the trap. NJ's success comes with a giant *"

Devils abandon the trap post lockout
"Devils games are the equivalent of an afternoon nap"

Devils storm through the playoffs playing a forecheck intensive system
"The Devils have the most boring series in the playoffs"

Rangers win two rounds in 14 games using the brilliant 6 goaltender system, never scoring more than 3 goals, usually 1 or 2
"THRILLING, SCINTILLATING, EXCITING!!!! HOCKEY IS ALIVE IN NEW YORK BABY. THE WHOLE CITY IS ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEAT WITH RANGER FEVER!!!!"


A perfect prism of why I can't stand the Rangers and most of the media lol.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:09 PM

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:22 PM

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Lmao!! Good stuff right there!
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:20 PM

A devils fan never has to say the following:

1. John Tortorella coached the Devils
2. Sean Avery played for the Devils
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 09:09 AM



Torts meltdown is priceless! I love watching this a-hole self destruct!

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 09:21 AM

Torts really reminds me of those deranged hockey dads who jumps on the ice and either attacks the ref or other team's players in the middle of the game because he feels his team or kid was "wronged"
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 02:45 PM

I have to Bump once more to update for historical purposes that the Rangers still did suck in 2012.
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 01:08 AM

Update: The Rangers still suck in 2013.


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:13 AM

Rangers Suck, Flyers Swallow.

 

 

Sidenote: what an un-Triumph-y thread!


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 10:18 AM


Their consolation prize will be retiring Jeff Beukeboom's jersey next year.

Is it Beukeboom next year? I heard it was gonna be Steve Larmer. EDIT: haha, I didn't realize that was from last year. Anyway, I believe Doug Lidster's jersey will be going to the rafters next.

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#319 Devil Dan 56

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 12:39 PM

Is it Beukeboom next year? I heard it was gonna be Steve Larmer. EDIT: haha, I didn't realize that was from last year. Anyway, I believe Doug Lidster's jersey will be going to the rafters next.

 

How can you say such a thing??? Does Glenn Healy's mastery of opening and closing the door on the bench mean NOTHING to you??  :giggle:

 

#30 Healy goes next! Lundqvist can switch his number in another monumental 2 hour long pregame ceremony..


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 02:16 PM

 Lundqvist can switch his number in another monumental 2 hour long pregame ceremony..

 

The thought of this...just makes me  :rofl:


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