(I should also throw this out there now... cause it won't fit below.... I am an intense, passionate human being, and that passion and energy in life flows through my sports teams, and anything else that matters to me in my life.... this passion is good, it makes me dedicated... it's why I do all this sh!t, but it has a downside.... and this downside has come in heavily and been exploited the last few years... as someone who has this passion and lives and dies with this and feels like when you pick a team you're a fan of it's like a marriage and you stick with them for good, bad, up, down, left, right and sideways... (and at least unlike a marriage you usually get fvcked hard once a year if not more) ... and it's why the fake "Oh they're doing well let me go to the bar with the new Jets shirt I bought in modelll's" or the worse "Oh I'm a Giants fan but I'm rooting for NY to win"... WHAT??????? What kinda bullsh!t is THAT?? fvck that, the LAST thing a Giants fan should be doing is rooting for the Jets... EVER (well unless it was an NFC East opponent in the Super Bowl... then it's ok)... and yeah it gets me in trouble and it kills my chance to enjoy the games this weekend... but fvck it... I am what I am... and it's one more chance to explain the disgust I've had in the last week and 90% of it is not even Cowboys annoyance
Sunday January 24:
Jets at Colts:
How they got there
..... well fitting enough these two teams' fate to this game are completely intertwined right?? I mean the Colts decided to lay down to rest their players to make sure they were healthy for this game (hey... it's a finger poke of DOOM wrestling reference... woot)... and well the Jets did make the most of beating the 2nd teams of the Bengals and the Colts... and then beat the Bengals first team exposing every weakness on them the whole way down.... then I still don't know what the hell happened in San Diego....perhaps Norv Turner got possessed by Marty Schottenheimer... I don't know... I really have NO answer for what the fvck happened to the Chargers last week... but they definitely let discipline fly out the window and couldn't smack back to reality the fast and loose Jet team... the Colts on the other hand were a little shaky, but it was a hand picked opponent for them in the Ravens who just don't match up with the Colts and they stepped on them......
How the Jets can win:
Take formula of all season.... NO NACHO NO... run the ball... play defense... get in Petyon's face and knock him down (it did make me sick to see Peyton pansy out and slide to eat the sack instead of taking the hit and firing the ball out of bounds... it's NOT football to me).... and run Thomas Jones and Shawn "Oh I wish I were Andy" Greene down their throats....
How the Colts can win:
... GET THE LEAD....take advantage of the match-up's, pretty much the same way anyone beats the Jets... slow down the run, make the Jets throw the ball... you know basically dictate the game and make them play the way you're built to play.... also convince Peyton it's still the regular season that tends to help... Peyton is not so good in post-season football....don't rely on the kicker, this has been the WORST year I can remember for field goal kickers (in fact I think it's SO bad now they need to do something to change it....), also keep the crowd in the game... crowd noise should be a much bigger factor in Indy then San Diego (well we all know Californians can't do much anything right when it comes to sports
What will happen:
Well i don't know... I'll be playing hockey somewhere
Vikings at Saints:
How they got there:
Well they pretty much got here the same way...hot starts, balanced offense... late-season struggle, but got the perfect opponents for them in the playoffs and took advantage of the match-ups and rolled over lighter versions of themselves to be 8 quarters from the Super Bowl, the Saints have sick balance on offense and can beat you 8 ways to Sunday with the ball... while the Vikings have a dominant D-Line, a REALLY good O-line, a running game that should be better then it is.. and an old man douche-bag who's Ray Bourque-ing himself along for the right (and no I'll give Mark Messier credit for ANYTHING before I give Brett Favre a sniff of credit for anything at this point, I'm sure Devil fans understand the analogy)
How the Vikings can win:
In the trenches.... if Jared Allen runs amuck, it's gonna be hard for Drew Brees to find time and open receivers (and there will be open ones).... Percy Harvin is a key player too.. and they're gonna need him for if anything else he lets Rice get more open (and the Vikings didn't win when he wasn't in the lineup)... personally I'd like to call this karma for running the score up last week... so it serves them right
How the Saints can win:
... Reggie Bush... he DOMINATED last week.... and his return skills can be an instant turn the tide factor in any game (even having to kick AWAY from him is a big deal and matters with shorter fields)....balance on offense... run the ball some... keep the pass rush offense... and be that Edge-level of opporunity taker on defense.... like they were last week... plus the Vikings were not a good road team this year.... take advantage.....
What will happen:
I kinda wanna go with the "sports gods hate me and don't want me to watch the Super Bowl with the Jets and Vikings playing

















