President Obama has flown directly from Maine where he was talking down some folks clearly upset with the new Healthcare Law (
) to the Mexico/Texas border to take care of another very real problem for America: Drug Cartels invading soveriegn American soil.While our National Security Advisor slept, a Texas rancher was killed by a member of a drug Cartel and NBC, ABC and CBS called the Mexican President to make sure the "immigrant" returned to his homeland safe.
Obama stated "Invasion of these northern Mexican towns by our Army would be futile as I can just use a this horn here to talk these boys down." Asked by MSNBC how he will prevent a border crossing by a cartel to inflict more death on American soil the brave President simply stated ""They just need a good talkin' to like Azzi in Iran and they will run back to Mexico City as they know who's boss here."
With a bullhorn, our leader shouted "Go Home" three times, claimed victory and said "see that...". Chris Mathews stood in awe with his hands on his cr^tch saying nothing with the exception of drooling in amazement at our Leader.
The President, at the only 20 foot wall in Texas that extends 4000 yards across the Rio below:
"Go Home... ahh Vamanous! Sh^t, hey Rich light me a smoke hot as balls out here!"
Now that the cartels have decided it best to go home and not sell drugs or kill American ranchers, the President will fly to NAPA to stop unrest from local vineyard owners that will not tolerate looking at wind turbines from their homes.
Seriously, we need to pray for these folks especially the rancher who gave his life helping illegal immigrants while the mainstream media focuses on a $1,900 bar bill at a strip club. Sad and God Bless his family especially during our Easter Holiday.
