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New Kovy Update ("As the Kovy Turns")

Started by DevsFan7545, Jul 01 2010 07:06 PM

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#3161 justdo3043

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:34 PM

i think he'll be ready when LL has found some cap space that is ready to go with it

"The $297,297 Kovalchuk missed today is money he will never, ever get back. And the more cheques he misses, the better the deal is going to have to be for the players to justify him sitting out. And unlike the owners, the players can direct their leadership to get a deal done regardless of how disadvantageous it is to them."

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#3162 mrthemike

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:40 PM

He will be ready "soon".

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#3163 Pepperkorn

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:46 PM

I think he's caught between his wife, his mom and what he wants.

Let's pitty the fool. There's nothing worse than that.

Not true - imagine if you will, being his wife and saying "Gad I love this coffee" and him flipping his lid screaming "FINE! We'll stay here then!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" then stomp out of the room -- stomp back in and scream -- "they HAVE coffee in RUssia too you know! But that's not good enough for you is it?" if it's a particularly masculine day (despite having sand in his mangina) he'll smack, throw or otherwise send a full coffee cup flying, shouting "You're a BITCH! A HUGE BITCH!!!!" and stomp off again. :unsure:

Seriously -- we women can commiserate with how freaky we can be -- but you HAVE to take an objective look at men sometimes -- just as wacked - but with a shorter, incorrect memory so you make stuff up and then get all mad when women can repeat sh!t verbatim and you know they're right but "WHO GIVES A sh!t YOU PSYCHO BITCH?!?!?!?"

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#3164 newarkdev01

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:48 PM

Not true - imagine if you will, being his wife and saying "Gad I love this coffee" and him flipping his lid screaming "FINE! We'll stay here then!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" then stomp out of the room -- stomp back in and scream -- "they HAVE coffee in RUssia too you know! But that's not good enough for you is it?" if it's a particularly masculine day (despite having sand in his mangina) he'll smack, throw or otherwise send a full coffee cup flying, shouting "You're a BITCH! A HUGE BITCH!!!!" and stomp off again.

Seriously -- we women can commiserate with how freaky we can be -- but you HAVE to take an objective look at men sometimes -- just as wacked - but with a shorter, incorrect memory so you make stuff up and then get all mad when women can repeat sh!t verbatim and you know they're right but "WHO GIVES A sh!t YOU PSYCHO BITCH?!?!?!?"

um did ms hit a nerve there? :unsure:

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#3165 Pepperkorn

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:49 PM

i think he'll be ready when LL has found some cap space that is ready to go with it

I've been waiting for the chance...

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um did ms hit a nerve there?

No no. I just spend a lot of time bashing women as much as you guys. Time to turn the mirror once in a while :evil:

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#3166 cgosha21

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:02 PM

Here is the pretty little lady who is holding everything up

By the way she is Lithuanian like Zubrus, so he should be putting in a few words also

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#3167 Pepperkorn

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:05 PM

hahaha... Looking at her I can hear it all now

I doo nut know. I like da sun heedr now. De Summairr ees grrreht. But den I tink about all dat snow.... pleess forrr me, tuhdry ageen to git AL EE to agrdee.

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#3168 mrthemike

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:05 PM

Don't worry about her cap!!

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#3169 Martyisth3b3st

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:09 PM

Don't worry guys, I've FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT IS HOLDING KOVALCHUK UP!

He's having a little potty-trouble after Lou told him to have a few of these bad boys:
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Yes, I'm not kidding, that is a KOOL AID PICKLE!!!

So, understandably, Kovalchuk is having a little issue with digesting them. But, he'll be back in no time.

(If you think I'm making this up-- http://www.nytimes.c...9kool.html?_r=2)

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#3170 Beck27

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:13 PM

Not true - imagine if you will, being his wife and saying "Gad I love this coffee"

Having to hear that alone would be enough to hightail it back to the mother land.

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#3171 Daniel

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:14 PM

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Here is the pretty little lady who is holding everything up

By the way she is Lithuanian like Zubrus, so he should be putting in a few words also

Considering he might have to be one of the guys shipped out if he signs here?

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#3172 Devilsfan118

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:15 PM

hahaha... Looking at her I can hear it all now

I doo nut know. I like da sun heerr now. De Summairr ees grrreht. But den I tink about all dat snow.... pleess forrr me, trry ageen to git AL EE to agrree.

I quietly read this outloud, just to get the full effect..and my coworker overheard me. Awkward..

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#3173 RunninWithTheDevil

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:30 PM

So did he sign yet or can I kill myself

"THREW ONE IN FRONT IT’S BLOCKED THERE, SCRAMBLE FOR IT THERE THEY POKE AWAY AT IT, STILL ITS LOOSE, POKED AT BY KOVALCHUK-
THEY SCOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!! HENRIQUE!! ITS OVER!!”
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#3174 ghdi

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:30 PM

I love Ninja Girl that I discovered. Can we make her the official NJDevs Ninja Girl?

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#3175 mrthemike

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:31 PM

I love Ninja Girl that I discovered. Can we make her the official NJDevs Ninja Girl?

Need more pics.

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#3176 SS-SS

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:32 PM

I love Ninja Girl that I discovered. Can we make her the official NJDevs Ninja Girl?

Love that Idea.

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#3177 ghdi

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:33 PM

Need more pics.

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#3178 justdo3043

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:35 PM

Need more pics.

really bored...why don't we find 2 other ninja girls post the pics and have a ninja girl battle! for the official prize by vote

she can have my vote :dance:

"The $297,297 Kovalchuk missed today is money he will never, ever get back. And the more cheques he misses, the better the deal is going to have to be for the players to justify him sitting out. And unlike the owners, the players can direct their leadership to get a deal done regardless of how disadvantageous it is to them."