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#3161 justdo3043

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:34 PM

i think he'll be ready when LL has found some cap space that is ready to go with it
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:40 PM

He will be ready "soon".
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:46 PM

I think he's caught between his wife, his mom and what he wants.

Let's pitty the fool. There's nothing worse than that.


Not true - imagine if you will, being his wife and saying "Gad I love this coffee" and him flipping his lid screaming "FINE! We'll stay here then!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" then stomp out of the room -- stomp back in and scream -- "they HAVE coffee in RUssia too you know! But that's not good enough for you is it?" if it's a particularly masculine day (despite having sand in his mangina) he'll smack, throw or otherwise send a full coffee cup flying, shouting "You're a BITCH! A HUGE BITCH!!!!" and stomp off again. :unsure: :noclue:


Seriously -- we women can commiserate with how freaky we can be -- but you HAVE to take an objective look at men sometimes -- just as wacked - but with a shorter, incorrect memory so you make stuff up and then get all mad when women can repeat sh!t verbatim and you know they're right but "WHO GIVES A sh!t YOU PSYCHO BITCH?!?!?!?"
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:48 PM

Not true - imagine if you will, being his wife and saying "Gad I love this coffee" and him flipping his lid screaming "FINE! We'll stay here then!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" then stomp out of the room -- stomp back in and scream -- "they HAVE coffee in RUssia too you know! But that's not good enough for you is it?" if it's a particularly masculine day (despite having sand in his mangina) he'll smack, throw or otherwise send a full coffee cup flying, shouting "You're a BITCH! A HUGE BITCH!!!!" and stomp off again. :unsure: :noclue:


Seriously -- we women can commiserate with how freaky we can be -- but you HAVE to take an objective look at men sometimes -- just as wacked - but with a shorter, incorrect memory so you make stuff up and then get all mad when women can repeat sh!t verbatim and you know they're right but "WHO GIVES A sh!t YOU PSYCHO BITCH?!?!?!?"


um did ms hit a nerve there? :unsure:

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:49 PM

i think he'll be ready when LL has found some cap space that is ready to go with it

I've been waiting for the chance...

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um did ms hit a nerve there?


No no. I just spend a lot of time bashing women as much as you guys. Time to turn the mirror once in a while :evil:
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:02 PM

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Here is the pretty little lady who is holding everything up

By the way she is Lithuanian like Zubrus, so he should be putting in a few words also
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:05 PM

hahaha... Looking at her I can hear it all now

I doo nut know. I like da sun heedr now. De Summairr ees grrreht. But den I tink about all dat snow.... pleess forrr me, tuhdry ageen to git AL EE to agrdee.

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:05 PM

Don't worry about her cap!!

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:09 PM

Don't worry guys, I've FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT IS HOLDING KOVALCHUK UP!

He's having a little potty-trouble after Lou told him to have a few of these bad boys:
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Yes, I'm not kidding, that is a KOOL AID PICKLE!!!

So, understandably, Kovalchuk is having a little issue with digesting them. But, he'll be back in no time.

(If you think I'm making this up-- http://www.nytimes.c...9kool.html?_r=2)
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:13 PM

Not true - imagine if you will, being his wife and saying "Gad I love this coffee"


Having to hear that alone would be enough to hightail it back to the mother land.
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:14 PM

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Here is the pretty little lady who is holding everything up

By the way she is Lithuanian like Zubrus, so he should be putting in a few words also



Considering he might have to be one of the guys shipped out if he signs here?
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:15 PM

hahaha... Looking at her I can hear it all now

I doo nut know. I like da sun heerr now. De Summairr ees grrreht. But den I tink about all dat snow.... pleess forrr me, trry ageen to git AL EE to agrree.


:lol: I quietly read this outloud, just to get the full effect..and my coworker overheard me. Awkward..
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:30 PM

So did he sign yet or can I kill myself
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:30 PM

I love Ninja Girl that I discovered. Can we make her the official NJDevs Ninja Girl?
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:31 PM

I love Ninja Girl that I discovered. Can we make her the official NJDevs Ninja Girl?



Need more pics.


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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:32 PM

I love Ninja Girl that I discovered. Can we make her the official NJDevs Ninja Girl?


Love that Idea.
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:33 PM

Need more pics.


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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:35 PM

Need more pics.



really bored...why don't we find 2 other ninja girls post the pics and have a ninja girl battle! for the official prize by vote

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she can have my vote :dance:
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:37 PM

I claim official keeper of the ninja girl.
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:38 PM

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Vote #2 :yay:
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