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#3401 Pepperkorn

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 10:48 AM

Lest we forget:

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#3402 Vic Rattlehead18

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 10:51 AM

Just got a text from a ranger friends of mine:

@NYP_Brooksie: Post has learned Devils' offer to #Kovalchuk is 17 yrs, $100M+ with $100M front-loaded into 1st 10 years. http://www.nypost.co...VDPV738R5bJ1RvK

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 10:55 AM

Throw him in the ring with these guys for a while...

Hit Kovy with a little 'stomp clap stomp stomp clap'?

obviously it's always possible to get under the salary cap. the league says that if a team can't get under it just starts waiving players. and i do think both zubrus and salvador would be picked up by someone on waivers. after that, it gets dicey. can they move rolston? (i think no, but it really depends on whether rolston feels like floating through that last year of his contract). would they move elias? i doubt it. would they move colin white? i don't think so, plus again, he has an NMC.

i guess the absolute last resort is waiving salvador, zubrus, and langenbrunner. but i can't imagine lou doing that, ever.

Okay, I understand you now, and agree that Lou would not waive the three players you mentioned. Let's hope he can find a way to move Rolston (and that Rolston is willing to be moved).

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 10:59 AM

Hit Kovy with a little 'stomp clap stomp stomp clap'?


Lol

Here's a few Sunny gifs I made...

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That's what we really need. Sweet Dee on steroids to talk to Ilya.

Edited by Jerzey Devil, 10 July 2010 - 10:59 AM.

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:03 AM

Here's a few Sunny gifs I made...

The last one is my favorite. That whole scene is just great, with Charlie going through the whole range of emotions.

That's what we really need. Sweet Dee on steroids to talk to Ilya.

We just have to hope that she doesn't eat his babies.
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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:09 AM

Is it wrong to not think Mel Gibson is really that bad? I mean he sounds like a normal hot tempered dude who's all talk. This latest outburst actually to me makes his first one not so bad -- puts it in it's real context. He's ust a filth talker when he's mad -- says the most gross things he can think of. :noclue: Why are people all sanctimonious about it?
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#3407 Daniel

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:10 AM

Lol

Here's a few Sunny gifs I made...

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That's what we really need. Sweet Dee on steroids to talk to Ilya.


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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:16 AM

Where's Gail the Snail?


I would love a gif of Charlie 'Salting the Snail' but I don't have the gif editor anymore. I just have to figure out how to do them on Photoshop.
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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:18 AM

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:20 AM

We've already discussed what happens if he doesnt sign here. We're all going to get chinese stars and throw them at Kovy upon his return.
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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:25 AM

We've already discussed what happens if he doesnt sign here. We're all going to get chinese stars and throw them at Kovy upon his return.


think if we do a mass order from that website, we can get them cheaper than $5 for 6?

i'm thinking in terms of getting 17,000ish orders so roughly 102,000 stars total

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:28 AM

think if we do a mass order from that website, we can get them cheaper than $5 for 6?

i'm thinking in terms of getting 17,000ish orders so roughly 102,000 stars total


She approves this idea.

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Im sure we could get a bulk discount somewhere. We could even get Lou's face superimposed on them, as they have Bruce Lee on some of them.

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:29 AM

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Apologies to sammyk.


Awesome, taken.

Thanks man.

One more...

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:29 AM

Ninja girls are freakin awesome

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:35 AM

Awesome, taken.

Thanks man.

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you've inspired me to change my avatar
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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:37 AM

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:38 AM

you've inspired me to change my avatar


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Sorry Ninja chicks...

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:40 AM

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:54 AM

Okay, it only took 171 pages of this most enlightening thread but I've finally reached the breaking point. I'm done with this nonsense. Lou, please just quietly walk away. Instead, use your time wisely and make a play for some combination of Kaberle, Lee Stempniak, Maxim Afinogenov, Eric Belanger and Mad Dog (or whoever). Make it work. Trust me, the money will be better spent. Kovy can shove it. It's clear he wants to play in LA so let him go. Move on before it's too late. If this scenario unfolds like the Scott Nieds wait-wait-wait-while-the-free-agent-market-dries-up approach, I'm going to scream. In fact, I think I'm screaming right now. Oh, by the way, did I say I was done?
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Posted 10 July 2010 - 12:00 PM

Apologies to sammyk.


Why? :noclue:
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