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#3941 maxpower

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:35 PM

Kovy will get a package including use of a Ritz-Calton Condo in AEG's billion dollar development in LA.

Kovy will also be establishing his home/state residence in Nevada: 0% Income Tax and most likely in Las Vegas. (AEG has interests there too)

California's State Income would be: 11+%

There's tax exemptions (state residency) for professional sports players anyway.

AEG is a powerful private multi billion dollar conglomerate that can woo Ilya and Nicole with VIP service to anything they own and control around the planet.

Maybe watch a future Manchester Utd vs Chelsea championship game at O2 stadium in London to a local or around the world concert.

Exclusives to HOLLYWOOD events (Grammys, Oscars, Movie releases, etc)

Nicole Kovalchuk is a former entertainer so it's pretty much obvious what would appeal to her... and usually most people. AEG is very powerful across multiple industries, across the planet.


Saying Nicole Kovalchuk is a former entertainer is like saying I'm a former sportswriter. The gig she'd most likely get in LA would involve garters and dollar bills.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:36 PM

I work in LA I hope I see Kovy so I can punch him in his face. :)
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:37 PM


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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:39 PM

What's a google?

Ding Dong!!! LOL

Saying Nicole Kovalchuk is a former entertainer is like saying I'm a former sportswriter. The gig she'd most likely get in LA would involve garters and dollar bills.

She is best off at Satin Dolls, she'd make better money!
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:40 PM

i really think Nicole is calling the shot on this lol... come on Kovie have some balls


Yeah right, look at that pink tie he wore for his wedding.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:40 PM

HockeyJoeGM This can't be true. No way. RT @FlyGoalScoredByZherdev petitioning the league to wear number 99 with the #Flyers. Good start.


I guess you have to be a complete douche to sign with the Flyers. Good start by Zherdev if this is true.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:41 PM

my god. one more page.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:41 PM

btw, I'm pretty sure the player can't be given access to a high-priced condo lease. that would be cap circumvention. he would have to buy it.
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#3949 David Puddy

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:41 PM

Wow. This is getting insane.

Edited by David Puddy, 12 July 2010 - 12:42 PM.

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:42 PM

199 pages, wow!
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:42 PM

why am I picturing kovy hanging oit of the top of a limo blasting "I love LA?"


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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:42 PM

HockeyJoeGM This can't be true. No way. RT @FlyGoalScoredByZherdev petitioning the league to wear number 99 with the #Flyers. Good start.


I guess you have to be a complete douche to sign with the Flyers. Good start by Zherdev if this is true.

Does Zherdev really have that high of an opinion of himself, or is he just that stupid? Or both?
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:43 PM

Wow. This is getting insane.


NOW its getting insane? where were you when ninjas and lolcats were taking over?
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:43 PM

my god. one more page.

LET'S GOOOOO!
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:43 PM

Does Zherdev really have that high of an opinion of himself, or is he just that stupid? Or both?


I hope that's not true.

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:43 PM

She's a sportswriter for the LA Times.

Thanks, didn't know that. Let's hope she's more reliable than some of our local sportswriters.


Love Wysh's joke on that tweet. Had me rolling.

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:44 PM

Btw, when are we going to have government funding for OBGYN offices for animals? RUN by animals... it's only fair. You ladies wouldn't let a red panda check you out down there right?
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:45 PM

I wonder if Kobe will show him around staple center. He can see all the Kings banners.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:45 PM

Btw, when are we going to have government funding for OBGYN offices for animals? RUN by animals... it's only fair. You ladies wouldn't let a red panda check you out down there right?


dont they do this in Arkansas?

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:46 PM

Saying Nicole Kovalchuk is a former entertainer is like saying I'm a former sportswriter. The gig she'd most likely get in LA would involve garters and dollar bills.

She is best off at Satin Dolls, she'd make better money!

Great, now I've got this stuck in my head:

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