New Kovy Update ("As the Kovy Turns")
#3961
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:34 PM
I have no doubt Lou won't let us collapse when the core players retire.
Co-
of Ilya Kovalchuk
Proud to be King of the Kovalnuts (Est. June 2010 by MantaRay)
#3962
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:34 PM
why am I picturing kovy hanging oit of the top of a limo blasting "I love LA?"
And he's dressed like Arnold in Red Heat
#3963
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:35 PM
-Modified "Left My Wallet in El Segundo"
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We are the Devils. We are going to eat you.
#3964
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:35 PM
Kovy will get a package including use of a Ritz-Calton Condo in AEG's billion dollar development in LA.
Kovy will also be establishing his home/state residence in Nevada: 0% Income Tax and most likely in Las Vegas. (AEG has interests there too)
California's State Income would be: 11+%
There's tax exemptions (state residency) for professional sports players anyway.
AEG is a powerful private multi billion dollar conglomerate that can woo Ilya and Nicole with VIP service to anything they own and control around the planet.
Maybe watch a future Manchester Utd vs Chelsea championship game at O2 stadium in London to a local or around the world concert.
Exclusives to HOLLYWOOD events (Grammys, Oscars, Movie releases, etc)
Nicole Kovalchuk is a former entertainer so it's pretty much obvious what would appeal to her... and usually most people. AEG is very powerful across multiple industries, across the planet.
Saying Nicole Kovalchuk is a former entertainer is like saying I'm a former sportswriter. The gig she'd most likely get in LA would involve garters and dollar bills.
#3965
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:36 PM
#3966
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:37 PM
#3967
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:39 PM
Ding Dong!!! LOLWhat's a google?
She is best off at Satin Dolls, she'd make better money!Saying Nicole Kovalchuk is a former entertainer is like saying I'm a former sportswriter. The gig she'd most likely get in LA would involve garters and dollar bills.
#3968
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:40 PM
i really think Nicole is calling the shot on this lol... come on Kovie have some balls
Yeah right, look at that pink tie he wore for his wedding.
#3969
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:40 PM
I guess you have to be a complete douche to sign with the Flyers. Good start by Zherdev if this is true.
#3970
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:41 PM
"THREW ONE IN FRONT IT’S BLOCKED THERE, SCRAMBLE FOR IT THERE THEY POKE AWAY AT IT, STILL ITS LOOSE, POKED AT BY KOVALCHUK-
THEY SCOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!! HENRIQUE!! ITS OVER!!”
Winner of the 2010 UDX Signature Award
#3971
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:41 PM
#3972
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:41 PM
Edited by David Puddy, 12 July 2010 - 12:42 PM.
#3973
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:42 PM
# 44, Stephane Richer

"bring knee pads...wear flattering attire...hair and makeup should be performance ready" -from Devils Dance Team audition notice
#3974
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:42 PM
why am I picturing kovy hanging oit of the top of a limo blasting "I love LA?"
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#3975
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:42 PM
Does Zherdev really have that high of an opinion of himself, or is he just that stupid? Or both?HockeyJoeGM This can't be true. No way. RT @FlyGoalScoredByZherdev petitioning the league to wear number 99 with the #Flyers. Good start.
I guess you have to be a complete douche to sign with the Flyers. Good start by Zherdev if this is true.
"The real fans are always going to be the fans. They’re always going to support you." Ilya Kovalchuk, 11/11/2010
Proud winner of the 2009-10 NJDevs Conn Smythe Trophy for best poster during the playoffs
#3976
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:43 PM
Wow. This is getting insane.
NOW its getting insane? where were you when ninjas and lolcats were taking over?
"THREW ONE IN FRONT IT’S BLOCKED THERE, SCRAMBLE FOR IT THERE THEY POKE AWAY AT IT, STILL ITS LOOSE, POKED AT BY KOVALCHUK-
THEY SCOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!! HENRIQUE!! ITS OVER!!”
Winner of the 2010 UDX Signature Award
#3977
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:43 PM
LET'S GOOOOO!my god. one more page.
"The real fans are always going to be the fans. They’re always going to support you." Ilya Kovalchuk, 11/11/2010
Proud winner of the 2009-10 NJDevs Conn Smythe Trophy for best poster during the playoffs
#3978
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:43 PM
Does Zherdev really have that high of an opinion of himself, or is he just that stupid? Or both?
I hope that's not true.
Damn, Russians are falling in my book more every day.
#3979
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:43 PM
Thanks, didn't know that. Let's hope she's more reliable than some of our local sportswriters.She's a sportswriter for the LA Times.
Love Wysh's joke on that tweet. Had me rolling.
@wyshynski If they see a wallet there, it's Q-Tip's. RT @helenenothelen Kings talking to Kovalchuk in El Segundo today"
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"The Devils always find a way to win, ... That will continue." -Scott Stevens
"I wouldn't think so. Nothing is broken. It's just a bruise." -Lou Lamoriello

#3980
Posted 12 July 2010 - 12:44 PM
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