New Kovy Update ("As the Kovy Turns")
#5361
Posted 19 July 2010 - 01:59 PM
If another D-man is needed...get someone younger in a Bryce trade.
#5362
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:00 PM
Like, Ilya is kinda like ketchup. We just took the burgers off the grill (Volchenkov) and whipped out the buns (Tallinder), and a plain burger is fine -- sometimes it's even really good -- but we need ketchup to make it perfect. And after painstakingly looking for the ketchup bottle, we finally found it (Kovalchuk to New Jersey per (N)Єverson). But once we bring it over to the burger, there's not alot left. So we wait and wait and tap all the ketchup to the bottom of the cap, and squeeze it. Now, if Ketchup comes out (Ilya does sign here), it makes all the waiting worth it. But if all we get is a watery-tomatoey disgusting concoction, (Ilya signs elsewhere), it makes the burger and buns (A-Train and Tallinder) almost inedible, plus it was a ridiculous waste of time trying (waiting.)
DINNER HAS BEEN SERVED!
Edited by Martyisth3b3st, 19 July 2010 - 02:01 PM.
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#5363
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:01 PM


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#5364
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:02 PM
And I'm almost positive that you can't.Question: Do we really need Bryce anymore? I'd trade him for a pick...I'm sure you can get a second or third round pick for him.
If another D-man is needed...get someone younger in a Bryce trade.
Yeah, but then again so was SD in a weird, twisted way. (N)Єverson, too. Not great company, you've got there.holy sh!t, i was right after all.
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#5365
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:07 PM
#5366
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:08 PM
Hell,I bet it would even make Manta smile.
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#5367
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:10 PM
#5368
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:11 PM
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#5369
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:11 PM
:drool:
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#5370
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:13 PM
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#5371
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:13 PM
#5372
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:14 PM
Nice Photo layout:
Don't get too excited just yet, he's still not listed on our roster. Someone is doing an amazing hacking job!!! First twitter accounts, now the Devils website...

#5373
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:16 PM
No. The cap hit stays for all seventeen if he retires. That's the idea of the deal. He'll retire in like year 14 because it would be small money on the back end of the deal. He won't get paid but the avg. cap hit stays.One more time for the cap dense (like me), if we're paying him over 17 years, and he decides to retire after 10, we keep paying him his salary but the cap hit for retired players disappears? All that salary the Devils continue to pay is just money shelled out and doesn't count against the cap, right?
EDIT: Oh my bad. THe 35+ rules don't apply to him.
Edited by ben00rs, 19 July 2010 - 02:33 PM.
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#5374
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:16 PM
One more time for the cap dense (like me), if we're paying him over 17 years, and he decides to retire after 10, we keep paying him his salary but the cap hit for retired players disappears? All that salary the Devils continue to pay is just money shelled out and doesn't count against the cap, right?
The Devils stop paying him and the cap hit stops as well.
If it is the 17 year deal, most of the actual money will be paid out in say, the first 10 years of the contract, while the last 7 years has very little money. So Kovy collects 100 million over the first 10 years in real money, while the cap is only affected by the cap hit, which is the contract value divided by 17 years, or $110 million/17 years=6.45 million cap hit(as a made up example. So Kovy retiring after 10 years in this scenario would remove the 6.45 cap hit from the Devils cap and they would not have to pay the remaining 10 million dollars.
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#5375
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:16 PM
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#5376
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:17 PM
I hear ya ... when I heard about it, I flat out said 'no fvckin way!!'this really is ... just weird. He CHOSE to stay here.... HERE? He CHOSE it?!?!?!
#5377
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:19 PM
No. The cap hit stays for all seventeen if he retires. That's the idea of the deal. He'll retire in like year 14 because it would be small money on the back end of the deal. He won't get paid but the avg. cap hit stays.
False. If he retires, the cap hit is gone. This deal was signed before he turned 35..
On the other hand, if Rolston retires, we are fvcked and we just pay him 5 mill (against the cap) to sit at home.
#5378
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:20 PM

of ALL Devil's Fans' Hatred and Animosity toward Bettman!
I HOPE YOU GET A DISFIGURING DISEASE AND HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIFE LOOKING LIKE A TROLL, BETTMAN. Oh...TOO LATE!!
#5379
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:20 PM
Kovalchuk $102m over 17 years. $10m per year for the first 8 years. $7.5 for the next 2, from what I heard.
That would be fantastic if true.
Edited by Amberite, 19 July 2010 - 02:20 PM.
#5380
Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:21 PM
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