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#621 Amberite

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:02 PM

Lou Lams is probably massaging and cooking the contract so much that this contract will look like a lumpy swiss cheese omelet stuffed with chunks of ham that will defy all efforts to calculate the cap hit. I hope he is a good chef.


Great now I have a craving for an omelet.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:03 PM

Lou Lams is probably massaging and cooking the contract so much that this contract will look like a lumpy swiss cheese omelet stuffed with chunks of ham that will defy all efforts to calculate the cap hit. I hope he is a good chef.


Great. Now I'm confused AND hungry.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:04 PM

No, really guys, I'm gonna mow the lawn. I knew I would yesterday but decided to tell you today. It's all good.



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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:04 PM

i worry about those of you who got hungry after reading "lumpy swiss cheese."
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...poster claims to have a friend whos father know Kovalchucks agent's close partner and he was told by his friends father that they are just sorting the details out.


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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:05 PM

Ugh HF Boards is a pain in the ass. Some people started talking about how crappy New Jersey is and all that junk, so me and a few others defended it... all I said was that it has some great places along with the dumpy places. All the posts get deleted and I got a warning. I hope they kick me off there. Most censored place ever.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:08 PM

i worry about those of you who got hungry after reading "lumpy swiss cheese."


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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:09 PM

whatever floats your lumpy boat :P
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...poster claims to have a friend whos father know Kovalchucks agent's close partner and he was told by his friends father that they are just sorting the details out.


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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:10 PM

whatever floats your lumpy boat :P

I think they prefer "big boned."
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:11 PM

So Kovy is signing here for a lumpy cheese omelet and someone to mow his lawn...?
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:12 PM

Is it just me, or does this feel alot like "Souray to Devils All but Done".

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:13 PM

I haven't mowed the lawn in a few weeks; temptation building
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:14 PM

Reda:

...While the Devils aren't offering that, there is the compromise of a shorter term. Kovalchuk gets his money, the Devils swallow the cap hit, but for seven and not 10 years, and if Kovalchuk is still producing like he feels he can, he can sign a new deal at 34 and everyone is happy. Everone that is, except for the casualties.

You see even with this compromise, the Devils will still be about $3.8 million over the cap, and that means there will have to be some bodies moved out of New Jersey to make room for Kovalchuk.



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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:15 PM

Is it just me, or does this feel alot like "Souray to Devils All but Done".

:mellow:


this is starting to feel like the random thoughts thread in Off Topic. But hopefully it ends better than the Souray saga. Plus this one has semi reliable sources, unlike the Souray thing

Edited by DH26, 05 July 2010 - 05:15 PM.

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:15 PM

So Kovy is signing here for a lumpy cheese omelet and someone to mow his lawn...?


It just doesn't seem right.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:16 PM

Is it just me, or does this feel alot like "Souray to Devils All but Done".

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:17 PM

this is starting to feel like the random thoughts thread in Off Topic.


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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:18 PM

It just doesn't seem right.


worse yet, the khl offered 20 omelets while the islanders offered 100 omelets.

we're in trouble.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:19 PM

worse yet, the khl offered 20 omelets while the islanders offered 100 omelets.

we're in trouble.


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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:19 PM

worse yet, the khl offered 20 omelets while the islanders offered 100 omelets.

we're in trouble.

Lou offered him a f-ing happy meal. With a boys toy inside.

Edited by Elias26, 05 July 2010 - 05:19 PM.

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:19 PM

worse yet, the khl offered 20 omelets while the islanders offered 100 omelets.

we're in trouble.

Ah, but what was inside the omelets? Ham? Cheese? Onions? Spinach? Top secret American secrets?
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