This topic is lockedWhere do babies come from?
Oh boy, deliria is kicking in.
The belly button.
New Kovy Update ("As the Kovy Turns")
Started by DevsFan7545, Jul 01 2010 07:06 PM
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:00 PM
The belly button.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:00 PM
Where do babies come from?
"THREW ONE IN FRONT IT’S BLOCKED THERE, SCRAMBLE FOR IT THERE THEY POKE AWAY AT IT, STILL ITS LOOSE, POKED AT BY KOVALCHUK-
THEY SCOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!! HENRIQUE!! ITS OVER!!”
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:00 PM
And then the grass would grow and you'd have to mow the lawn again.No no...
It could be worse...it could be raining.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:00 PM
(E3) or (E4)?And then the grass would grow and you'd have to mow the lawn again.
EDIT: Btw, SD's sources could have told you that like 2 weeks ago.
Edited by Martyisth3b3st, 05 July 2010 - 06:01 PM.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:01 PM
Raining Mattau? That could be a horror movie.No no...
It could be worse...it could be raining.
Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:01 PM
Let's all play the new "Kovalchuck Report Drinking Game"
Every time a report, or report of a report, comes out you have to take a shot
TG reporting on Twitter that there's nothing to report... DRINK!!!
Edited by Colin226, 05 July 2010 - 06:02 PM.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:02 PM
I think Kovy's agent, Grossman, is dancing in his office and telling us to f*ck our own faces.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:03 PM
What other players is he an agent for? I have a feeling they will all be playing for NJ some time soon.I think Kovy's agent, Grossman, is dancing in his office and telling us to f*ck our own faces.
Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:04 PM
Oh christ... a temporary substitute for the Nieds/Pandolfo drinking game...TG reporting on Twitter that there's nothing to report... DRINK!!!
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:04 PM
I thought the stork brought pickles...well I guess in that particular clip he did...
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:05 PM
Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:05 PM
Let's all play the new "Kovalchuck Report Drinking Game"
Every time a report, or report of a report, comes out you have to take a shot
still to hung over from the 4th to be taking that many drinks today!
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:06 PM
Raining Mattau? That could be a horror movie.
Raining Mottau. Even worse.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:06 PM
What other players is he an agent for? I have a feeling they will all be playing for NJ some time soon.
http://www.puckagency.com/our-clients/
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:08 PM
Holly crap Lou has pictures.
Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:09 PM
he has Salmela and used to have Bombardir and Patrick Sundstrom
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:10 PM
lol 4 from the current NHL players list and the sundstroms from the retired list. Lou likes working with this guy to much.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:12 PM
Matteau even worser...Raining Mottau. Even worse.
Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008
“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:13 PM
I wonder how much Grossman makes off of a Kovy type of deal....
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:25 PM
I wonder how much Grossman makes off of a Kovy type of deal....
Gotta be at least 10%...$6M.
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