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#701 mrthemike

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:00 PM

Where do babies come from?


Oh boy, deliria is kicking in.



The belly button.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:00 PM

Where do babies come from?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bstmPIIAmlY
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:00 PM

No no...

It could be worse...it could be raining.

And then the grass would grow and you'd have to mow the lawn again.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:00 PM

And then the grass would grow and you'd have to mow the lawn again.

(E3) or (E4)?

EDIT: Btw, SD's sources could have told you that like 2 weeks ago.

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:01 PM

No no...

It could be worse...it could be raining.

Raining Mattau? That could be a horror movie.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:01 PM

Let's all play the new "Kovalchuck Report Drinking Game"

Every time a report, or report of a report, comes out you have to take a shot :cheers:


TG reporting on Twitter that there's nothing to report... DRINK!!!

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:02 PM

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I think Kovy's agent, Grossman, is dancing in his office and telling us to f*ck our own faces.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:03 PM

I think Kovy's agent, Grossman, is dancing in his office and telling us to f*ck our own faces.

What other players is he an agent for? I have a feeling they will all be playing for NJ some time soon.
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Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008

“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:04 PM

TG reporting on Twitter that there's nothing to report... DRINK!!!

Oh christ... a temporary substitute for the Nieds/Pandolfo drinking game...
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bstmPIIAmlY


I thought the stork brought pickles...well I guess in that particular clip he did...
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:05 PM

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Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008

“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:05 PM

Let's all play the new "Kovalchuck Report Drinking Game"

Every time a report, or report of a report, comes out you have to take a shot :cheers:


still to hung over from the 4th to be taking that many drinks today! :cheers:
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:06 PM

Raining Mattau? That could be a horror movie.


Raining Mottau. Even worse.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:06 PM

What other players is he an agent for? I have a feeling they will all be playing for NJ some time soon.


http://www.puckagency.com/our-clients/
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:08 PM

http://www.puckagency.com/our-clients/

Holly crap Lou has pictures.
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Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008

“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:09 PM

http://www.puckagency.com/our-clients/


he has Salmela and used to have Bombardir and Patrick Sundstrom
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:10 PM

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lol 4 from the current NHL players list and the sundstroms from the retired list. Lou likes working with this guy to much.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:12 PM

Raining Mottau. Even worse.

Matteau even worser...
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Bobby Holik wouldn't name a (Christmas) song. He said: "Music means nothing to me." When Tom Gulitti of the
Record suggested he'd be called Scrooge, Holik said: "It won't be the first time." -Bobby Holik Christmas 2008

“I made a decision to be here. Just because the team is going through a rough time doesn’t mean you leave. This has become my second home. I love playing here. Patrik Elias January 31, 2011

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:13 PM

I wonder how much Grossman makes off of a Kovy type of deal....
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:25 PM

I wonder how much Grossman makes off of a Kovy type of deal....


Gotta be at least 10%...$6M.
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