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#10981 Pepperkorn

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:42 PM

pecker...

just checking if they change pecker to johnson... I love that expression... almost as much as John Thomas

oh... I guess they change it to pecker... pecker is really cute too! ^_^

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#10982 theamazingtiny

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:43 PM

I prefer Knob. Gary Bettman stop being a fvcking knob.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:43 PM

pecker...

just checking if they change pecker to johnson... I love that expression... almost as much as John Thomas

oh... I guess they change it to pecker... pecker is really cute too! ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ


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#10984 Devs1965

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:48 PM

I love all these tweets or twats what ever there called! One day it is a sure thing and we are going to sign him to a 6.667 cap next day they are going to deny it because of ghost in the closet of the freaking contract. It is what ever it is we as Devils fans will make the best of it, I am just suprised that as fans no one from the NHL has said anything about how we feel, I mean really is this not a fan based sport? What about the roller coaster ride we have been on? No comment from that prick Buttman or his cronie Daily on how the supporters of the this team and the supporters of Ilya Kovalchuk have been put through hell, and we are sorry for this we know without you fans there would not be a NHL period.
Whether we sign him or not there needs to be a serious change in this sport that recognizes the Fans :cheers:
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#10985 SatansDevils

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:48 PM

They have until the end of training camp, which is early October. Check your sources.


No my sources look to be correct and so does TG, NJ.com, Rich Chere and Mike Mazzeo: Lou has until September 17th the start of training camp to get under the cap.


If Kovalchuk's re-worked contract is accepted by the NHL, the Devils would have until Sept. 17, the start of training camp, to get under the salary cap. The only way they would be able to do so is by trading away a player or two.


http://www.nj.com/de...d_new_cont.html
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#10986 CarpathianForest

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:50 PM

It's an intersting coincidence that Satansdevils has the same nickname I gave my balls.

No offense, SD, I call my pubes the Carpathian Forest

Edited by CarpathianForest, 31 August 2010 - 01:51 PM.

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#10987 pattyelias

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:53 PM

It's an intersting coincidence that Satansdevils has the same nickname I gave my balls.

No offense, SD, I call my pubes the Carpathian Forest


what do you call your....nevermind.
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#10988 DevilNurn

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:55 PM

Welcome to the last two months.

Don't remind me :/.
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#10989 CarpathianForest

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:55 PM

what do you call your....nevermind.


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#10990 DaneykoIsGod

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:58 PM

No offense, SD, I call my pubes the Carpathian Forest


That reminds me, it's about time to trim my ZUBES!
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:02 PM

god I really hope there's some news soon...this convo is worse then that ninja one.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:04 PM

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:04 PM

god I really hope there's some news soon...this convo is worse then that ninja one.


The driections these conversations are a direct reflection of the inanity which the NHL is guilty of. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Holla!
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#10994 pattyelias

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:04 PM

god I really hope there's some news soon...this convo is worse then that ninja one.


This board and HF have both gone completely off the tracks. I wonder how the nj.com disaster zone is doing.
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#10995 SterioDesign

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:09 PM

COME ON!!!!!!!! mannnn i would sidekick those freagin bastards in the throat one by one if i could... im seriously more than pissed off right now
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#10996 brickwall30

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:10 PM

No my sources look to be correct and so does TG, NJ.com, Rich Chere and Mike Mazzeo: Lou has until September 17th the start of training camp to get under the cap.




http://www.nj.com/de...d_new_cont.html



You and anyone else who says the 17th is WRONG.

page 200 of the CBA states:

(B) Nevertheless, in order to ensure that Clubs may have
sufficient time and flexibility to plan their rosters during
the off-season, the Upper Limit shall be temporarily raised
by ten (10) percent to permit Clubs additional flexibility
with their Averaged Club Salaries during the period from
July 1 until and including the last day of Training Camp.

On the day following the last day of Training Camp, the
Upper Limit shall again be lowered to the level as
calculated in Section 50.5(b), and all Clubs must once
again be in compliance with the Upper Limit from the day
following the last day of Training Camp until and including
June 30.

man SD you and your, ahem, contacts are having a rough summer so far :giggle:

Edited by brickwall30, 31 August 2010 - 02:11 PM.

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#10997 Triumph

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:16 PM

lol SD is the best - it's like having our own personal Š„klund (2.3% accurate) right here on njdevs
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:22 PM

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:23 PM

Hey, Guys let's get this topic back on track. Anyone else got any good names for our genitals, both male and female(I'm not leaving you guys out GirlNRed and Pepperkorn).
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:23 PM

:cheers: Well i am going to go enjoy my day off from work. Off to the gym
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