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#11001 LaCava83

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:23 PM

Hey, Guys let's get this topic back on track. Anyone else got any good names for our genitals, both male and female(I'm not leaving you guys out GirlNRed and Pepperkorn).

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#11002 SMantzas

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:24 PM

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:24 PM

Hey, Guys let's get this topic back on track. Anyone else got any good names for our genitals, both male and female(I'm not leaving you guys out GirlNRed and Pepperkorn).

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#11004 Devil Dan 56

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:25 PM

No my sources look to be correct and so does TG, NJ.com, Rich Chere and Mike Mazzeo: Lou has until September 17th the start of training camp to get under the cap.


Too bad your list up there doesn't include my source, which is the CBA. The CBA states the last day of training camp.

First day of training camp makes NO sense. How would teams give players a chance to make the team if they have to worry about cap hits? What about players invited for a tryout? What is their cap hit?
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:26 PM

Lol @ SD. I haven't even been here two weeks and I can tell you're a clown
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:34 PM

No my sources look to be correct and so does TG, NJ.com, Rich Chere and Mike Mazzeo: Lou has until September 17th the start of training camp to get under the cap.

Posts like this are why I can't ever put you on ignore. The day looks bleak and the wait seems unending, but a post like this just brings the mood right back up.

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:35 PM

lets go 552 in honor of marty!
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:38 PM

Posts like this are why I can't ever put you on ignore. The day looks bleak and the wait seems unending, but a post like this just brings the mood right back up.


The record is 552, boss. CMON Johnny Mac.


Thats right, i'll always be your boss. Roy had 551 Wins.... i was refering to that.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:40 PM

Technically the wins record is 602. And counting.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:40 PM

Technically the wins record is 602. And counting.


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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:40 PM

Technically the wins record is 602. And counting.

Agree.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:40 PM

Sooo anyone else think the league will just not say anything before 5 tomorrow, and let the contract be approved in that manner?
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:44 PM

Sooo anyone else think the league will just not say anything before 5 tomorrow, and let the contract be approved in that manner?


I think that's the best we can hope for.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:46 PM

Sooo anyone else think the league will just not say anything before 5 tomorrow, and let the contract be approved in that manner?


i thought this over and i think (or at least i thought this morning, before i read TG and marek saying it would be done today) the league may end up doing this. by being intentionally vague, it still holds the hammer on future deals, and gets to create confusion about where the line may be drawn - executives with less brio than lamoriello (or executives with less prodding from ownership) may back down from more ambitious contracts for fear of league reprisal.

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:47 PM

i love how the dinosaur blows at 5:00 at the NHL offices in NY and everyone scampers home - i mean, i know the traffic is murder leaving the city but unless its the trade deadline, 5:00 might as well be midnight. these guys are like bankers.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:50 PM

I fvcking hate this league. I really do.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:52 PM

i love how the dinosaur blows at 5:00 at the NHL offices in NY and everyone scampers home - i mean, i know the traffic is murder leaving the city but unless its the trade deadline, 5:00 might as well be midnight. these guys are like bankers.


Bettman's drive from Manhattan to 23 ******* Rd Saddle River NJ is a bitch during rush hour.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:54 PM

i love how the dinosaur blows at 5:00 at the NHL offices in NY and everyone scampers home - i mean, i know the traffic is murder leaving the city but unless its the trade deadline, 5:00 might as well be midnight. these guys are like bankers.


this is hilarious, but are we really at the point where we are critiquing the work schedule of people at the league office? end the madness, please, just say it's okay.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:54 PM

If my weiner was 12 inches long I'd name it 552.
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 02:56 PM

If my weiner was 12 inches long I'd name it 552.

So instead do you name it 55.2 to keep the ratio the same?

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