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New Kovy Update ("As the Kovy Turns")
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:01 PM
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:10 PM
Armageddon.
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In honor of one of the greatest dmen to ever play the game, I remain to this day and forever after a lifetime member of the Scott Stevens Fan Club:
"If you ever had to describe what a Devil player would be," said Devils general manager Lou Lamoriello, "the name would be Scott Stevens."
"He was just huge," Devils left wing Patrik Elias said of walking into training camp the first time in 1995. "I was afraid of him. You had a 170-pound guy coming here and he was 220, 225 with these paws like a bear. I was pretty intimidated the first few years. I'm happy he was on my side the whole time."
"If you ever had to describe what a Devil player would be," said Devils general manager Lou Lamoriello, "the name would be Scott Stevens."
"He was just huge," Devils left wing Patrik Elias said of walking into training camp the first time in 1995. "I was afraid of him. You had a 170-pound guy coming here and he was 220, 225 with these paws like a bear. I was pretty intimidated the first few years. I'm happy he was on my side the whole time."
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:12 PM
remember when devils were not mentioned ever in teh offseason, i kinda miss that now.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:17 PM
YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!!!
that show freaks me out to this day.. i can believe laurence fishburne was the cowboy
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:25 PM
that show freaks me out to this day.. i can believe laurence fishburne was the cowboy
Speaking of Fishburne, anyone see his daughter's porno flick? It's not a sex tape, it's a real porno movie! Wow.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:27 PM
he said she wants to be an actress and he supports her decision. hahahah, ok buddy.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:30 PM
remember when devils were not mentioned ever in teh offseason, i kinda miss that now.
Me too. The pressure is gonna be on this season.
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"The Devils are that zombie that takes an ax to the skull, a bullet to the temple and is set on fire … and yet keeps lumbering along to the annoyance of all the other zombies." - Puck Daddy
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:34 PM
Speaking of Fishburne, anyone see his daughter's porno flick? It's not a sex tape, it's a real porno movie! Wow.
i saw it on TMZ.... she's pretty hot.. I heard he is not even talking to his daughter anymore
Me too. The pressure is gonna be on this season.
we can always hope for another steroid scandal in baseball, the Knicks and Nets tanking or the Revis holdout to be longer to take some pressure off
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:44 PM
C'mon, Montana Fishburne? What else was she going to do but be in porn. Fishburne is an excellent porn last name btw if you think about it.
Hearing the kickball analogies brings back memories. The cool kids in my class would cheat left and right. They were always on the opposing team and would do stuff like lift your leg off base ala the Kent Hrbek/Ron Gant World Series episode. The cheating happened so much that the PE teacher finally said that if she heard someone accuse someone of cheating she'd throw the accuser out of class for that day. Lo and behold I couldn't help it during indoor soccer and I got booted. My parensts got called whole nine.
Hearing the kickball analogies brings back memories. The cool kids in my class would cheat left and right. They were always on the opposing team and would do stuff like lift your leg off base ala the Kent Hrbek/Ron Gant World Series episode. The cheating happened so much that the PE teacher finally said that if she heard someone accuse someone of cheating she'd throw the accuser out of class for that day. Lo and behold I couldn't help it during indoor soccer and I got booted. My parensts got called whole nine.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:49 PM
gym in high school was a joke... all we did was play volleyball, speedball, and run around the track
my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha
my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 01:59 PM
gym in high school was a joke... all we did was play volleyball, speedball, and run around the track
my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha
I agree with the middle school part. I come from a town where if you don't play play basketball your looked down upon. Our team here in NY won three straight state titles. Guess who was the only Hockey fan in the school?????
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:02 PM
gym in high school was a joke... all we did was play volleyball, speedball, and run around the track
my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha
I remembered when we played floor hockey in my PE class one day. I checked a kid and he hit the floor, got up and snatched my stick from me.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:15 PM
in elementary school we played nock hockey a lot. i thought it was the best game ever when i was little....anyone remember this game?
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:18 PM
Don't you hate it when that happens? The teachers thought they were putting a stop to the bad behavior but what they were really doing was condoning it.The cheating happened so much that the PE teacher finally said that if she heard someone accuse someone of cheating she'd throw the accuser out of class for that day. Lo and behold I couldn't help it during indoor soccer and I got booted. My parensts got called whole nine.
I think I only got to play hockey for one or two weeks in elementary school. (Our school was PreK-8, we didn't have a middle school. Then again, it was also a Catholic school.) Our gym had folding chairs lined up all along the sides; stupid teacher tried to call me for cross-checking once when I was fighting to get the puck (actually, it was a ball) out from under a chair. How on earth could I have been cross-checking when my stick blade was on the floor the entire time?my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha
This one time in high school we were playing lacrosse and I was in goal. (Relatively speaking; we didn't have nets, just some cones for goal posts.) This huge football player had the ball and came barreling right into me; I went flying into the bleachers (thankfully they were folded up) and ended up flat on my back. Teacher was worried that I had a concussion but I was fine. I was more concerned about whether or not the guy scored!
(Either he didn't or it was disallowed due to the obvious goaltender interference.)Another time in HS we were playing indoor wiffleball. The walls were painted such that they were white or beige or something like that until about 6 or 7 feet off the floor, and from there down to the floor they were dark blue. The blue part was treated like a typical outfield fence; if the ball hit the blue it was in play, otherwise it was a home run. Anyway, I was in right field and robbed a guy of a homer with a nice jumping catch to end the inning.
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of all mascots far and wide.IT IS VERY HARD TO WIN ONE STANLEY CUP, FORGET ABOUT THREE... and maybe it's high time some of you actually APPRECIATED THAT instead of treating it like it's some flipping birthright because for some random reason you rooted for the damn Devils!!!!!
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:25 PM
We played dek hockey every winter in high school. I took it super seriously and dominated, naturally 
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:30 PM
Per twitter of dchesnokov :
KHL VP Shalaev "to be honest I'm sure Kovalchuk won't be coming to Russia yet. He means too much for the NHL."
HL VP "but if Kovalchuk decides to come over, he can sign any contract; SKA will pay the luxury tax; it's democratic and free here"
These KHL guys are the best. Where do they come up with this stuff?
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:31 PM
I think they get killed in their sleep if they say otherwise
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:32 PM
the politics in high school were pretty bad. it seems like they always put the biggest kid or tallest kid or overweight kid as goalie 
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:32 PM
I sprained my neck playing badminton when I was in the sixth grade. I had to wear a neck brace for two weeks. It was brutal. I had to sit out of PE. I was sitting on the bleachers during class and these two little cholos were making fun of me. They surmised that I hurt my neck because I fell off the toilet while jerking off.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:39 PM
I sprained my neck playing badminton when I was in the sixth grade. I had to wear a neck brace for two weeks. It was brutal. I had to sit out of PE. I was sitting on the bleachers during class and these two little cholos were making fun of me. They surmised that I hurt my neck because I fell off the toilet while jerking off.
the only thing in PE that i was unable to do and still cant for some reason is archery. For some reason shooting a bow & arrow is difficult for me
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