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#1 exit_16w

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 05:46 PM

Anyone hear any good Micheal Jackson jokes today? :P
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 06:31 PM

This is the only one I remember off the top of my head:

What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?























One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with.







The other is for carrying food in.

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:19 PM

Jay Leno had a bunch last night...like what does micheal jackson call a 12 year old boy who eats at McDonalds? A happy meal.

And the other one I remember was, "The CSI was trying to find some unusual evidence at neverland but they couldn't find a woman."
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:29 PM

Here's a couple...

Q: Why did MJ have to quit his job as a scout leader?

A: He was up to a pack a day!


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue!

Little Boy Blue Who?

Why Michael Jackson, of course


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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:23 PM

I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:28 PM

I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!

He'll probably enjoy that! :unsure:
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:43 PM

I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!

He'll probably enjoy that! :unsure:

Dont hold your breath, he'll probably go to big boy jail not a juvinile jail.
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 11:25 AM

I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!

He'll probably enjoy that! :unsure:

Dont hold your breath, he'll probably go to big boy jail not a juvinile jail.

WOWZERS! Jack-O is f'n Wack-O! He deserves to be melted down and turned into tupperware!
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 11:47 AM

Just heard this today:

What does Michael Jackson and K Mart have in common?

Both have kids pants half off.
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 01:24 PM

Anyone see MJs mugshot after they took off all his makeup?

Mugshot

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 01:38 PM

Have you heard what college Wacko went to.........?



















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Posted 21 November 2003 - 04:16 PM

I'm warning you now.......




What's black and comes in little white cans?












Michael Jackson!
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 04:58 PM

I'm warning you now.......




What's black and comes in little white cans?












Michael Jackson!

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 07:45 PM

Heard that one, but it still needs a :blink:
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 03:55 PM

Check out "Our Customers' Advice"...before they delete it!

http://www.amazon.co...=music&n=301668

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 04:02 PM

Check out "Our Customers' Advice"...before they delete it!

http://www.amazon.co...=music&n=301668

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That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. :rofl:
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 04:40 PM

How do you know its time for bed in Neverland?







When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 07:41 PM

ever consider the possibility that he might be innocent......?
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 07:54 PM

ever consider the possibility that he might be innocent......?

yes, but what does that have to do with jokes? :noclue:
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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:16 AM

Ahh yes, the photochoppers have been quite busy:

http://www.worth1000...otoshop#entries
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