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Started by exit_16w, Nov 20 2003 05:46 PM
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 05:46 PM
Anyone hear any good Micheal Jackson jokes today?
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 06:31 PM
This is the only one I remember off the top of my head:
What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with.
The other is for carrying food in.
What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with.
The other is for carrying food in.
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:19 PM
Jay Leno had a bunch last night...like what does micheal jackson call a 12 year old boy who eats at McDonalds? A happy meal.
And the other one I remember was, "The CSI was trying to find some unusual evidence at neverland but they couldn't find a woman."
And the other one I remember was, "The CSI was trying to find some unusual evidence at neverland but they couldn't find a woman."
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:29 PM
Here's a couple...
Q: Why did MJ have to quit his job as a scout leader?
A: He was up to a pack a day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue!
Little Boy Blue Who?
Why Michael Jackson, of course
Q: Why did MJ have to quit his job as a scout leader?
A: He was up to a pack a day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue!
Little Boy Blue Who?
Why Michael Jackson, of course
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:23 PM
I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:28 PM
He'll probably enjoy that!I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:43 PM
Dont hold your breath, he'll probably go to big boy jail not a juvinile jail.He'll probably enjoy that!I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 11:25 AM
WOWZERS! Jack-O is f'n Wack-O! He deserves to be melted down and turned into tupperware!Dont hold your breath, he'll probably go to big boy jail not a juvinile jail.
He'll probably enjoy that!I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 11:47 AM
Just heard this today:
What does Michael Jackson and K Mart have in common?
Both have kids pants half off.
What does Michael Jackson and K Mart have in common?
Both have kids pants half off.
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New Jersey Devils|3|New York Yankees|27|New York Giants|3|Penn State|4|
"They are the loudest and most loyal students in the country. They call this place Happy Valley?
That's an understatement tonight. This is definitely the best place on Earth. I have seen Paternoville,
I have seen these students...there is nothing like this in the country."
-ESPN College Gameday
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools
in the party school category because we feel it is unfair to
rank professionals against amateurs."
-Playboy Magazine
"You're driving along with nothing and then it's like
cow... cow... cow... 20,000 hot chicks!
That's Penn State."
-Jon Stewart
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 01:38 PM
Have you heard what college Wacko went to.........?
Bring-em Young
Bring-em Young
I DRINK LOU-AID
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 04:16 PM
I'm warning you now.......
What's black and comes in little white cans?
Michael Jackson!
What's black and comes in little white cans?
Michael Jackson!
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 04:58 PM
I'm warning you now.......
What's black and comes in little white cans?
Michael Jackson!
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 07:45 PM
Heard that one, but it still needs a 
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 03:55 PM
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 04:02 PM
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.Check out "Our Customers' Advice"...before they delete it!
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...poster claims to have a friend whos father know Kovalchucks agent's close partner and he was told by his friends father that they are just sorting the details out.
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 04:40 PM
How do you know its time for bed in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 07:41 PM
ever consider the possibility that he might be innocent......?
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Posted 24 November 2003 - 07:54 PM
yes, but what does that have to do with jokes?ever consider the possibility that he might be innocent......?
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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:16 AM
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