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#21 CarpathianForest

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 01:55 PM

Anton Volchenkov was supposed to be the first man in space but he refused to wear a spacesuit.
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 05:10 PM

Anton Volchenkov once accidentally elbowed a man at work and they gave him a week's vacation.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GUlCQwLpGc
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"The $297,297 Kovalchuk missed today is money he will never, ever get back. And the more cheques he misses, the better the deal is going to have to be for the players to justify him sitting out. And unlike the owners, the players can direct their leadership to get a deal done regardless of how disadvantageous it is to them."

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 05:16 PM

Volchenkov once sneezed and New Orleans suffered.
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 05:21 PM

I Volchenkov therefore Anton.
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 05:33 PM

Volchenkov just got back from the virgin islands... now they're called the islands

Anton volchenkov lost his virginity before his father (rip)
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#26 LadiesIsPimp2

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 06:58 PM

On the first day, God said, "Let there be light." Volchenkov said, "Say please."


Now THIS is funny. :cheers:
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 07:04 PM

Thanks for coming up with some funny funny $h*t!

Charlie Sheen's newest beverage - Volchenkov blood. :koolaid:
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#28 Quinn01

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 07:05 PM

Volchenkov doesnt battle, he just allows you to loose.

Volchenkov doesnt take risks, risks take Volchenkov.

Anton Volchenkov can make an Elephant forget.

Edited by Quinn01, 14 March 2011 - 07:12 PM.

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 07:11 PM

Tonight on Chico "Greets and Eats" recently killed Brontosaurus bought back through time and killed by Volchenkov
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"The $297,297 Kovalchuk missed today is money he will never, ever get back. And the more cheques he misses, the better the deal is going to have to be for the players to justify him sitting out. And unlike the owners, the players can direct their leadership to get a deal done regardless of how disadvantageous it is to them."

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 07:14 PM

George Foreman retired from boxing in 1997 when asked why he simply said, "Anton turned 15."
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 07:16 PM

Anton Volchenkov is Luke's real father.

Soviet Russia never had weapons of mass destruction.......they simply had Anton Volchenkov.
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 07:35 PM

Volchenkov doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers dos equis.

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#33 Unknown Soul

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 07:58 PM

The Bronx zoo asked for a Russian bear, they got Volchenkov
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 08:15 PM

Drago took a dive. Why? Because Volchenkov had money on Rocky.
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#35 LadiesIsPimp2

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 08:28 PM

Anton Volchenkov is Luke's real father.

Soviet Russia never had weapons of mass destruction.......they simply had Anton Volchenkov.


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The original Stanley Cup was just seven inches high. The cup and base now stands 35 inches high.

The reason they added 28 inches????????? VOLCHENKOV.
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#36 DaneykoIsGod

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 08:34 PM

Before going to bed every night, the Boogey Man checks under his bed for Volchenkov.
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 10:40 PM

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Anton Volchenkov lives in NJ.

Anton Volchenkov once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands.
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 10:43 PM

Volchenkov frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own.
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Posted 14 March 2011 - 10:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GUlCQwLpGc
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There we go.
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Posted 15 March 2011 - 12:52 AM

Volchenkov frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own.


That's a good one :rofl:

No one crosses Anton Volchenkov. The last man to cross Anton Volchenkov disappeared... his name? Anton Volchenkov.


Love the Office reference :cheers:


Anton Volchenkov can choke you with a cordless phone.

Edited by Devilsfan118, 15 March 2011 - 12:53 AM.

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