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thelastonealive

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#1178234 Anyone have a promo schedule?

Posted by thelastonealive on 14 March 2013 - 12:07 AM

I got...Harri fvckin' Pesonen.  Girl I went to the game with? Marty Brodeur.

 

Yeah I fvckin' hate mystery puck night. Didn't think I'd "top" Rod Pelley, but there it is.

 

The rest of my family, who went seperately from me, got all D - Tallinder, Larsson, Volchenkov, Zidlicky.


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#1173866 Gagne traded back to Philadelphia

Posted by thelastonealive on 26 February 2013 - 04:44 PM

Four posts and not a single "Oppa Gagne Style." I'm impressed.

Of course, I ruined it, but I'm impressed nonetheless.
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#1147856 Big Oil after Big Red?

Posted by thelastonealive on 16 August 2012 - 03:21 PM

Allow me to post a short list of my thoughts while reading the article and the comments here:

1. When did the guy from KoRn become a Los Angeles-based hockey writer?
2. Is the potential new owner gonna smash watermelons with an oversized mallet during intermissions? Or maybe as a throwing-the-jelly type diatribe?
3. This strikes me as a guy who wants it known he'll buy if Vanderbeek sells (meaning can't pay off the debt). A vulture, but a rich vulture.
4. Obviously the Devils are going nowhere, because of the arena/TV deal/etc. Plus, where would they go that makes sense with this potential owner?
5. When I read "rich oil tycoon," I think:
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If he is anything like this...hell, I'd be for the sale, because it would be amusing as hell.
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#1145497 ~~~~LOOK HERE: AWARD SIGNATURES!!~~~~

Posted by thelastonealive on 24 July 2012 - 10:22 AM

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"Nicest member"? Oh my... :giggle:
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#1144947 Fayne agrees to two-year deal with NJ

Posted by thelastonealive on 20 July 2012 - 07:47 PM

Uh, maybe at 1 PM on July 1st, not now. You could have taken an extra five seconds to include a source in the original post.


Or, you could look on Twitter, and then, without complaining or being rude about it, add said information yourself.

Takes only slightly more work than attacking others.
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#1144573 Congratulations thelastonealive AND zerogravityfat!

Posted by thelastonealive on 19 July 2012 - 12:01 PM

O-VER RA-TED : :clap::clap::clapclapclap::

:giggle:

Just kidding, of course. Congrats!


Puhhhh-lease, you hold the record for going from underrated to overrated - within the same awards cycle! Your record can only be matched, never broken! :P :lol:
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#1142069 what i think

Posted by thelastonealive on 08 July 2012 - 01:35 PM

I still don't fvcking get this kind of sh!t.

You don't want it, fine. Donate the thing. Don't waste perfectly fine clothing when there's people out there who could use it.
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#1132973 What to do if we lose Parise?

Posted by thelastonealive on 17 June 2012 - 10:12 AM

What to do if we lose Parise? Easy...

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:headless chicken:
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#1129699 Deboer gets an eyeful

Posted by thelastonealive on 07 June 2012 - 09:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBtN1i3O4fY


If that's not a clip about Mike Modano, I don't care about it.

#OldSchoolJokes
#MikeModanoIsAHighPowerMotorboard
#NotSureWhyImUsingTwitterHashtagsOnNJDevsButWhatever
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#1124321 GDT ECF GAME 6: NEW JERSEY DEVILS VS. RANGERS

Posted by thelastonealive on 26 May 2012 - 12:18 AM

It almost feels like someone's watching this team from above.


Thank you Coach Burns. :koolaid: :cheers:
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#1123550 GDT: ECF Game 5 - NJ Devils @ NY Rangers

Posted by thelastonealive on 24 May 2012 - 12:24 PM

I turned off the game after the Rags scored the second goal and didn't watch the rest of the game. I just couldn't do it, and might even not even watch game 6 or 7 if it gets that far. Just way too nerve-racking, not to mention that I consumed about 10 cigarettes from 8 to 11 last night.

Why couldn't I have gotten into poetry instead of sports?


Poetry's fvckin stressful, man.
Most think they can do it, but not everyone can.
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#1119226 The Official "2012 Playoffs Excitement" Thread

Posted by thelastonealive on 12 May 2012 - 10:19 PM

I'm already tired of all of my friends who are Rangers fans. Here's a quote from one:

"The Devils are thanking God almighty right now that they can make some money from Ranger fans buying tickets for MSG East."

I want to crush these fvcking douchebags and remind them that they haven't won sh!t yet and deserve no respect.


Maybe inform this directionally inept Rangers fan that Prudential Center is located approximately 6 miles to the WEST of Madison Square Garden?
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#1119016 Maybe if Parise leaves, we can get Patrick Kane

Posted by thelastonealive on 11 May 2012 - 08:55 PM

Idea: If the Devils play the Blackhawks at home next season, can we all start a "PEGGY! PEGGY! PEGGY!" chant at some point?
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#1115945 GDT: Eastern Conference Semis - Game 3 Philadelphia @ NJ - 5/3/12

Posted by thelastonealive on 03 May 2012 - 09:56 PM

If this game taught us one thing, it's this:

Taxi drivers are better at hockey than astronauts are.
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#1114668 KOVALCHUK OUT TONIGHT GAME 2

Posted by thelastonealive on 01 May 2012 - 10:19 AM

Could be worse, guys.

Could be Boulton.
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