Jump to content


Member Since 13 Feb 2007
Offline Last Active Today, 12:37 AM

#1084591 Ponikarovsky to NJ

Posted by thelastonealive on 20 January 2012 - 11:55 PM

My ability to remember player numbers is fading as I grow older and older. I totally forgot Sykora had 15. Half a season and it's still weird to me, him not wearing 17.

fvck it, just send Tedenby down and make Poni 21. Makes sh!t easier on my brain. I won't even confuse the two the way I confuse Foster and Fraser, it's physically impossible to look at Ponikarovsky and think "oh hey, that's Mattias Tedenby."
  • 1

#1081606 GDT: New Jersey @ Calgary - 1/10/12

Posted by thelastonealive on 11 January 2012 - 10:06 AM

This... I think my problem is when we're losing I should just avoid the GDT, because common sense seems to be thrown out the window. It becomes an irrational sh!t-slinging fest. Some people voice legitimate concerns about the team and that's fine, obviously none of us are happy about that performance last night, but there are others who come to tell us how they are the voice of reason, the prophets that saw this coming, and then they ridicule every slight positive post and try to insult you, because this is the internet where you can be faceless.

It's like I said... we win... everyone is all happy and there is nothing to talk about. The thread will go about 7 pages and the last page will just be comments like "good win." We lose, the thread goes 18 pages, we need to trade Parise, I predicted Marty would suck this year, trade Kovalchuk for Bryzgalov, and all this other random nonsense... but as someone else said, you can't say that Devils fans are like this, because all fans and people in general are like this.

We are what we are. We're getting there but not quite there. On most nights we'll compete, and we'll be right in the running for the playoffs and that's all I can ask.

That's really the problem with instant access, no-need-to-think, twitter-sized platforms where people can say whatever they want sans filter, really. It gets magnified by losing.

Honestly, the first period sucked obviously, but I thought they looked really good in the second and third periods. But, my opinion is probably null and void because I don't hate one of Kovalchuk, Brodeur, or Parise.
  • 1

#1069140 The Kovy Conundrum

Posted by thelastonealive on 02 December 2011 - 06:33 PM

It sounds like the title of a Big Bang Theory episode, The Kovalchuk Conundrum.
  • 1

#1066219 Crosby is Offically Back

Posted by thelastonealive on 21 November 2011 - 10:40 PM

Nhl.com makes me sick. fvcking ridiculous.

I'll take five Crosby stories on the main page over one Devils/Panthers story on the main page right now.
  • 1

#1055659 Larsson's Mom

Posted by thelastonealive on 10 October 2011 - 08:02 PM

Larsson's mom...has got it got going on. Haha

Dammit, I was thinking the same thing.

And I hate myself for it, coz now that damn song's stuck in my head.

Gonna go puncture my eardrums now.
  • 2

#1055142 Opening Night White

Posted by thelastonealive on 09 October 2011 - 01:34 PM

I wore a road jersey, but kind of expected it'd go this way anyway. I think it's kind of hilarious that after the Twitter freakouts of "Oh that'll just make the orange jerseys stand out more!" it was our own damn fans that torpedo'd it.

The fans that insisted on wearing red last night were the same ones who refused to not wear their white jerseys a few years ago for the Rock Your Read campaign. It's apparent that you just can't ask Devils fans to do anything, we're too friggin stubborn to buy into stuff like that I suppose.
  • 1

#986729 Random Thoughts & Stuff

Posted by thelastonealive on 03 February 2011 - 06:50 PM

Posted Image
  • 1

#982900 Make Olli Jokinen dance

Posted by thelastonealive on 21 January 2011 - 11:44 PM

Disturbingly hilarious website:

  • 1

#981199 Devils Alumni Charity Games

Posted by thelastonealive on 17 January 2011 - 01:43 PM

I worked at the one in Englewood last year. I wasn't right at the rink, was more off to the side in the parking lot area, so I didn't get to see much, but it was a lot of fun from what I saw. Also got to talk to Dano for a bit afterwards. He has his two puppies with him, which was awesome and kind of hilarious because he's such a big dude and they're such tiny dogs.
  • 1

#973573 Rolston

Posted by thelastonealive on 29 December 2010 - 03:21 PM

we get it, you and mantaray don't like kovalchuk and think he drowns puppies in addition to getting terrible shooting luck

Cue CRASHER with a cringe-inducing Michael Vick joke in 3...2...1...
  • 1


Posted by thelastonealive on 29 December 2010 - 12:35 PM

I'll take one goal, if we win 1-0. I don't care how many goals are scored, as long as there's a W next to our name afterwards.
  • 1

#972745 Devils Make Up to Fans for 12/26's Game.

Posted by thelastonealive on 27 December 2010 - 04:10 PM

If anyone wishes to unload tickets for the Minny game, kindly keep me in mind. Considering making that the night myself and Amanda go to the Acela Club and would really like to spend as little as possible on actual tickets to get in, considering how much we'll wind up having to spend at the restaurant.
  • 0

#783984 Rangers make stupid trade

Posted by thelastonealive on 13 July 2009 - 08:52 PM

On the trade note: Was never a big fan of Korpedo.

You did lose one of your better nicknames, though. Korpedo is top-notch stuff there.
  • 1