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#1310784 Slow News Day: Kremlin Edition- Could IK Come Back to NHL?

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 23 March 2015 - 11:27 AM

I think Kovalchuk is like that gorgeous ex girlfriend from college. You dated her, both of you changed for the better. Everywhere you went, people stared at her in amazement. And then, a year after you proposed, she left you to go home. She left you in shambles. And you hated her, you hated her so, so much. But you saw Facebook photos of her and knew you were still in love. In the years without her, you lost your job, your apartment. Your life, for the most part, has been miserable without her. Yeah, you don't spend money on her any more which is nice, but you replace her cost with cigarette-smelling strippers named Brunner and hookers named Ryder. You had a short stint with a cute girl named Jagr, but that's done now too.


And then, a few years later, when you think you might be getting over the pain, you get a text. "Hey", she says. "I miss you. I want to come back. I still love you."


Maybe it's about the money, maybe she got bored going back home. Maybe you should be the bigger man and move on. But you haven't scored with any chicks in forever, your future looks bleak, and when you close your eyes at night you can still picture her doing that cute little dance, where she puts her knee on the ground and her hand in the air. She always used to say that 'This is Couple', and it was adorable. 


So what do you text back?

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#1310779 Slow News Day: Kremlin Edition- Could IK Come Back to NHL?

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 23 March 2015 - 11:16 AM

He's under contract with SKA next season.  He's not sitting out.


He was also under contract in New Jersey. If he's eyeing a return, and the Ruble continues to be as bad as it is, what is the threat of breaking that contract? 


Like, say he calls Lou and says "I'm coming back for 2016. Will you honor my existing contract?" And Lou says "Yes.". What stops him from 'retiring' from the KHL?

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#1308814 Devils to honor '95 Cup team March 8

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 05 March 2015 - 07:40 PM

I'm actually flying home from Miami to be at this game (the actual game, not alumni unfortunately)
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#1308673 All Aboard The Severson Train

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 04 March 2015 - 01:35 PM

Contend? The Devils have absolutely nothing at forward. Keep winning, and they might pick 10th, and even if you draft a forward you like there, don't expect much for at least 3 years. Cammalleri is only getting older and running ridiculously hot. There is not a single UFA available that would be very helpful. Henrique is a 3rd liner. Zajac has the offensive ability of a 3rd line center. Elias will be 39 next season.

What are the Devils contending for in a year? A playoff spot is a stretch. I'm not down for a full rebuild, but I also don't think the Devils are remotely close to being an above average hockey team for a few years.

I guess I meant contend for a playoff spot. I think Henrique is having a poor year but I don't think his ceiling is a third line forward. It isn't completely out of the realm of possibilit is that the devils are one trade, one UFA and a solid draft pick away from being a playoff team.

Anyway this is about Severson, there are 10 other threads for this topic. He's still really good, is all.

Please forgive my discussion. Didn't know you wouldn't allow it, your majesty.

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#1308396 Devils Trade Deadline Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 03 March 2015 - 02:23 AM

Trade deadline is over. We still Gomez, Tootoo, Bernier, Ryder, Ruutu, Gelinas and Havlet.

IMO at the deadline there are teams that are winners and losers. The Devils are losers by any standard.

At least we got something for two UFAs, usually we get nothing. (History)

You make me like SD
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#1307122 Jagr traded to Florida

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 26 February 2015 - 06:00 PM

Learn how to use the ignore feature. It's really not that hard.

He gets quoted by multiple people in every thread regardless. That's like putting a band-aid on the forum's raging case of herpes.

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#1306738 Devils Trade Deadline Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 25 February 2015 - 02:21 PM

Because, dipsh!t, the Devils were in 7th place in the conference on the trade deadline. They weren't 8 points out. Question answered - last time I talk to you on this board. Someone please hold me to this.

did triumph just curse someone out?

I was here for njdevs history.
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#1306725 Devils Trade Deadline Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 25 February 2015 - 01:45 PM

So im curious and it's a serious question

Why is it a fireable offense suddenly to some of you to not trade a 43 year old and missing the playoffs when we are 6-8 pts away from a playoffs spot

But it was completely fine and understandable not trading a 27 years old Clarkson in his prime who just scored 30 and who was on pace for another 30 through a full season, basically at the peak of his top value in his career when we were pretty much 6-8 points away at that time too... and a guy who wanted way too much money... and then miss the playoffs....

since this is the 49027283 time you've asked, go back to any of the other 49027282 times and read the answer, you fvcking nimrod.
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#1306718 Devils Trade Deadline Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 25 February 2015 - 01:30 PM

Thanks for last year. Now fvck off, gramps.
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#1306599 Move Over Panera...There's a New Hot Spot in Town

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 24 February 2015 - 07:25 PM

Chipotle is the fvcking sh!t. Two have opened up in the Lehigh Valley now and depending on where work takes me I'll probably end up at one of em at least twice a week.

You can't beat their burrito bowls. A double steak bowl with brown rice, black beans, mild salsa and a pinch of cheese nets you like 50g of protein and only 700ish calories I believe.

And for only $9? Can't beat that.

double rice and the beans you're pushing 70 g protein if they heap it on the way they should. Forever bulking? \m/
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#1303649 GDT: Leafs at Devils, 7PM

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 06 February 2015 - 09:57 AM

A win today means 13 out of the last 14 possible points, and an 8-2-2 record over the last 12.

God damnit.
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#1296649 I really am beginning to hate our fans.

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 21 December 2014 - 06:16 AM

These posts frustrate me.

1) why do you separate yourself from "the fans"? You aren't one of them?

2) every fan-base has morons. Going to FB and HF for fan comments doesnt do a lot of people in the fan-base justice. Go to a Walmart in any city- what you get is a collection of people you'd rather not be around but it CEETAINLY isn't a microcosm of the whole city. My girlfriend follows the team on instagram, and screenshotted a comment a few days ago that said something along the lines of "this team hasn't won anything since we traded Stevens bunch of chokers bring back Martie". You generalize the fanbase- but should I put a plastic bag on my head? Triumph? DM84? Anyone here (ok, not everyone, but the majority)?

Saying you hate the fan-base is stupid. I get the same reaction when people say "I hate traffic"... they don't realize that they themselves ARE the traffic. You hate the morons in our fanbase- the loud idiots chanting Marty's better in 233, the people on Facebook saying to fire "Paul Deberr". Don't make such sweeping generalizations, they're there for every fan base in every sport ever.
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#1295246 Reality Check

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 15 December 2014 - 12:42 PM

How is the original post any sort of reality check? If you're talking about defense exclusively, then maybe it's applicable.

As a whole we're pretty much the opposite of that video.

Swing and a miss. If you're going to try and act like a superior a$$hole to the rest of us, at least make sure you're making sense.

hahaha hahahahaha

Beetlebum make sense?

Surely you've been here long enough to know that won't happen. Dude's a moron
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#1294654 GDT: 12/11/14 Morris Moss v. Your Dad

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 December 2014 - 05:09 PM


unignored soley for this. I've added to it at times, SD you do too regularly; but holy sh!t its just a GDT people, not fvcking Benghazi.. No wonder the regulars don't post here anymore. We've turned this board into a high school lunchroom.


edited for shuns and


Dwight you ignorant slut
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#1294518 GDT: 12/11/14 Morris Moss v. Your Dad

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 10 December 2014 - 11:33 PM

They're supposed to be informative and at least say the fuggin team we are playing. I get it that you think you're hysterical but can we actually have the team names in the title, the time the puck drops, maybe even (ghasp) the network? They aren't funny, really, at all.

Totally agree. I mean someone should put the date of the game in the title thread or something!

You're like that fat kid that makes fun of the teacher in the back of class that gets 2 laughs and assumes they're the class clown.

How ever will we know who we play??

it's also easy to, ya know, just look on njdevs. I heard that site is cool.
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