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#1218212 GDT 8: Devils Vs Rangers

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 20 October 2013 - 12:10 AM

Devils win and 50% of the comments are Marty jokes. Unreal the disrespect for the greatest goaltender of all time. Yes, I think Schneider should get 70% of the remaining games. But man, I still love me some Marty.
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#1212436 2013-14 OOT Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 30 September 2013 - 12:52 PM

Didn't think this deserves it's own thread, so I put it here.

Hahaha, imagine if he'd broken his leg?


And then his other leg?


And then his pecker?


That would be, that would be bad.


EDIT: "pecker"? We can say cock-gurgling thunder-++++ but can't say pecker?

EDIT 2: guess we can't say that either.

EDIT 3: I can't hate the Blue Jackets, but now that we're "division rivals" with them, they can suck a fvck.

EDIT 5: let's go Devils

EDIT 6: bet you didn't notice that I skipped EDIT 4. cuz, go stevens.

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#1211215 Sabres Leafs Brawl - Clarkson Leaves the Bench

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 23 September 2013 - 09:43 AM

Scott's a goon, Kessel is a punk, and Clarkson is an idiot.

Oh, and goalie fights rock.
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#1209385 We All Knew It

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 06 September 2013 - 09:59 PM

I have an uncle whom I love very much. He has a husband, I very much enjoy having him around as well. I find homosexuality rather odd-- I don't enjoy seeing it, talking about it, or hearig about it. To me, it's like watching animals have sex - it happens, I'm not trying to stop it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't churn my stomach.

I think political correctness is horsesh!t. If they are allowed to parade to celebrate their homosexuality, why aren't I allowed to post on an online forum that I find it yucky?

I'm not saying I'm against it. I'm all for gay rights, and even as a relatively devout Christian I find it horrific when people misquote the bible to damn them all to hell. But why am I not allowed to voice my opinion?
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#1209218 Summer 2013 UFA/RFA Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 05 September 2013 - 02:52 PM


edit: okay i didnt want to reply anything but i'll just say this. There's nothing that i dont "get", i simply don't agree. Most of you guys are simply a bunch of hypocrite homers who would praise anything Lou does and refuse to admit when he does thing that hurt us.

You'll use what he did "right" (which i agree he did a lot) to cover what he does wrong listing a bunch of things that he did and what we won and accomplished (and ignore it) and when a rival GM does something very right you guys will brush it off just calling off the bad moves he did. I'm just not that hypocrite sorry. We see this a lot with Shero, he didnt get the results he should have lately but he did GREAT in the last few years, a lot better than Lou but yet most of you will just bash him cause he's the Pens GM. I dont like him either and the Pens but gotta give credits where its due

And then you'll base whats the "right" thing to do in your mind based on the way Lou does things. It's not and our lack of depth and talent on the team right now at the moment and us losing quite possibly a top pick this year is a result of all that.

Holy sh!t dude. We know.
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#1205597 Jagr Signs 1 Year Deal With Devils

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 28 July 2013 - 07:24 PM

It's the offseason, who cares?

Remove the stick from your ass, and join in :lol:

This guy. I like this guy.
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#1204112 Henrique?

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 18 July 2013 - 04:34 PM

how do you figure?

He doesn't figure, he just poo poo's and types what comes out.
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#1202430 So, who gets the "A"?

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 July 2013 - 09:47 PM

Your fvcking mom gets the A.


That's how I feel.



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#1202428 Want to see my reaction to KovalSUCK leaving?!

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 July 2013 - 09:45 PM

Marty I need your anger right now.

fvck you, a$$hole.



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#1202384 Want to see my reaction to KovalSUCK leaving?!

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 July 2013 - 08:27 PM

I had to watch it again. Thanks for the smile.
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#1202304 Kovalchuk Retired Effective Immediately?

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 July 2013 - 07:17 PM

From now on, let's *only* draft players from New Jersey. That way, they'll never "want to go home!!!". And by jersey, I mean do a full background check. If anyone in their immediate family roots for New York or Philly, they disqualify.


Problem solved!



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#1202254 Want to see my reaction to KovalSUCK leaving?!

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 July 2013 - 06:52 PM

that made me very unomfortable.

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#1202063 What. The. F***

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 July 2013 - 04:35 PM

He set the franchise back a few years, at the very least. He is an awful person to do this to a franchise that sold itself to have him. It isn't so much the trade; the pick and players amounted to a big nothing. But we, in essence, lost 2 first round picks, I'd be willing to bet Parise, because of him.

I am so sick of players "going home".
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#1197823 Brodeur on the cover of NHL14 !!!

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 28 June 2013 - 06:47 PM

I actually think that reveal was stupid and the cover looks stupid

Honestly, I feel like some people are doomed to be miserable.

Congrats Marty.
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#1182421 We Suck

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 02 April 2013 - 12:44 AM

The idiots on this forum jump ship after a bad loss every season. Don't worry, you're in good company with a parade of other idiots.
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