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#1307122 Jagr traded to Florida

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 26 February 2015 - 06:00 PM

Learn how to use the ignore feature. It's really not that hard.

He gets quoted by multiple people in every thread regardless. That's like putting a band-aid on the forum's raging case of herpes.

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#1306738 Devils Trade Deadline Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 25 February 2015 - 02:21 PM

Because, dipsh!t, the Devils were in 7th place in the conference on the trade deadline. They weren't 8 points out. Question answered - last time I talk to you on this board. Someone please hold me to this.

did triumph just curse someone out?

I was here for njdevs history.
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#1306725 Devils Trade Deadline Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 25 February 2015 - 01:45 PM

So im curious and it's a serious question

Why is it a fireable offense suddenly to some of you to not trade a 43 year old and missing the playoffs when we are 6-8 pts away from a playoffs spot

But it was completely fine and understandable not trading a 27 years old Clarkson in his prime who just scored 30 and who was on pace for another 30 through a full season, basically at the peak of his top value in his career when we were pretty much 6-8 points away at that time too... and a guy who wanted way too much money... and then miss the playoffs....

since this is the 49027283 time you've asked, go back to any of the other 49027282 times and read the answer, you fvcking nimrod.
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#1306718 Devils Trade Deadline Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 25 February 2015 - 01:30 PM

Thanks for last year. Now fvck off, gramps.
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#1306599 Move Over Panera...There's a New Hot Spot in Town

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 24 February 2015 - 07:25 PM

Chipotle is the fvcking sh!t. Two have opened up in the Lehigh Valley now and depending on where work takes me I'll probably end up at one of em at least twice a week.

You can't beat their burrito bowls. A double steak bowl with brown rice, black beans, mild salsa and a pinch of cheese nets you like 50g of protein and only 700ish calories I believe.

And for only $9? Can't beat that.

double rice and the beans you're pushing 70 g protein if they heap it on the way they should. Forever bulking? \m/
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#1303649 GDT: Leafs at Devils, 7PM

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 06 February 2015 - 09:57 AM

A win today means 13 out of the last 14 possible points, and an 8-2-2 record over the last 12.

God damnit.
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#1296649 I really am beginning to hate our fans.

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 21 December 2014 - 06:16 AM

These posts frustrate me.

1) why do you separate yourself from "the fans"? You aren't one of them?

2) every fan-base has morons. Going to FB and HF for fan comments doesnt do a lot of people in the fan-base justice. Go to a Walmart in any city- what you get is a collection of people you'd rather not be around but it CEETAINLY isn't a microcosm of the whole city. My girlfriend follows the team on instagram, and screenshotted a comment a few days ago that said something along the lines of "this team hasn't won anything since we traded Stevens bunch of chokers bring back Martie". You generalize the fanbase- but should I put a plastic bag on my head? Triumph? DM84? Anyone here (ok, not everyone, but the majority)?

Saying you hate the fan-base is stupid. I get the same reaction when people say "I hate traffic"... they don't realize that they themselves ARE the traffic. You hate the morons in our fanbase- the loud idiots chanting Marty's better in 233, the people on Facebook saying to fire "Paul Deberr". Don't make such sweeping generalizations, they're there for every fan base in every sport ever.
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#1295246 Reality Check

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 15 December 2014 - 12:42 PM

How is the original post any sort of reality check? If you're talking about defense exclusively, then maybe it's applicable.

As a whole we're pretty much the opposite of that video.

Swing and a miss. If you're going to try and act like a superior a$$hole to the rest of us, at least make sure you're making sense.

hahaha hahahahaha

Beetlebum make sense?

Surely you've been here long enough to know that won't happen. Dude's a moron
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#1294654 GDT: 12/11/14 Morris Moss v. Your Dad

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 December 2014 - 05:09 PM


unignored soley for this. I've added to it at times, SD you do too regularly; but holy sh!t its just a GDT people, not fvcking Benghazi.. No wonder the regulars don't post here anymore. We've turned this board into a high school lunchroom.


edited for shuns and


Dwight you ignorant slut
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#1294518 GDT: 12/11/14 Morris Moss v. Your Dad

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 10 December 2014 - 11:33 PM

They're supposed to be informative and at least say the fuggin team we are playing. I get it that you think you're hysterical but can we actually have the team names in the title, the time the puck drops, maybe even (ghasp) the network? They aren't funny, really, at all.

Totally agree. I mean someone should put the date of the game in the title thread or something!

You're like that fat kid that makes fun of the teacher in the back of class that gets 2 laughs and assumes they're the class clown.

How ever will we know who we play??

it's also easy to, ya know, just look on njdevs. I heard that site is cool.
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#1290747 GDT: Devils at Calgary 10 PM

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 23 November 2014 - 12:37 AM

I fvcking hate this team I fvcking hate clemmenson and I fvcking hate deboer.
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#1288730 Wild @ Devils

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 November 2014 - 09:51 PM

It wasn't amazing, but it still was a solid effort. Still too many brain farts though. Hegelson impressed me a lot tonight.

I'm just trying to be one of you guys so I can fit in.

dude. Shut the fvck up already.
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#1286164 GDT: Jets @ Devils

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 30 October 2014 - 08:45 PM


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#1285876 What is wrong with our fanbase

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 29 October 2014 - 02:05 PM

did you just start a threat this past week about ousting our new owners over some stupid goal song? seems childish yes

this. A million times this.

You are what's wrong with our fan base.
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#1284356 GDT: Stars. Devils. Thank you, Chico.

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 24 October 2014 - 11:23 AM

The amount of Chico stories I have, as a young fan, are incredible.

I met him when I was a season ticket holder at prudential center. Always loved him, so one day when we were sitting in the fire lounge for some STH promotion the first season at the rock, I bought him a hot pretzel during the first commercial break. Every game for the rest of the season- every single one- if he passed me in the concourse he would grab me, address me by name, and ask how my day was going.

This one time, I was walking to grab food before the game and saw him walking. I remembered hearing it was Fischler's birthday- so I told Chico to tell him happy birthday from a big fan. He grabbed me around the shoulders and told me to talk with him. We lapped the concourse, picking up fans along the way, until we had a crew of about 15 devils fans. We walked over to some door I'd never seen, I'm assuming an employee entrance, and when Stan walked out we all sang happy birthday.

On my Florida devils trip last year, I saw Chico and Bobby holik eating brunch at the hotel that I was staying. I didn't want to bother them so I just smiled and waved. Chico stood up, called me over, introduced me to Bobby, chico encouraged Bobby to flirt with my girlfriend in a friendly and funny matter. Later that day he saw us walking to the stadium and crossed the street to walk with us.

That night I met Kevin Clarke, who told me that everyone adores Chico but he is CONSTANTLY getting in trouble because he's late to everything because he's always talking with fans and being a goof.

He means more to me than almost anyone in the organization. He will be missed by everyone, but by me especially.

Love you Chico. Thanks for making a young fan feel so important.
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