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#1244670 GDT - Edmonton @ New Jersey, 7:00pm

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 08 February 2014 - 12:44 AM

Atta boy now wife it up

I introduced my girlfriend to hockey during the Panthers Devils series in 11. After game 1 she was amazed at how exciting it is. Since then, she hasn't missed a game. Not one. If we miss it, we watch it on tape delay. She knows the players better than I do sometimes, and has conversations with me about how livid she is with DeBoer stuffing the talent with slow vets.

And she's attractive.

What the hell, man. I'm lucky.
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#1244519 GDT - Edmonton @ New Jersey, 7:00pm

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 07 February 2014 - 03:37 PM

The race for draft position!! (If the Devils actually had a pick this year...)

That's the spirit.

I don't know if it's too early to declare a "must-win", but if there's such a thing in February this would be pretty close. We can't lose to bad teams any more. We simply can't.

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#1242678 GDT- New Jersey @ Dallas (The Stephen Gionta is a Top 6 Forward Editio

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 30 January 2014 - 03:54 PM

More payback.This time by Dallas.Sorry all,this team is done.Hate to say.But true.4-1 Stars.

This team is done? Based on what? Two losses in a row after blowing out the 3rd best team in the league by 7 goals?

If you guys are so done with the season, fvck off. Yeah, I blew up at Marty during the heritage game. But I fvcking love this team, and I have faith we can make a push to the playoffs.

Does a win tonight mean we'll be in it? No. Does a loss tonight mean we're completely out of it? fvck no. But if you honestly think this team is "done", in January and a handful of points out of a playoff spot, you're an ignorant sh!t.

Let's go Devils.
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#1240172 Negative or Positive Contract Value - You Decide

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 21 January 2014 - 01:47 AM

Marty's getting legacy money, the money he has been owed his entire career that he didn't demand which would have lessened the talent around him.
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#1238864 GDT: Devils @ Canadiens 1/14 - 7:30pm EST

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 14 January 2014 - 11:21 PM

Reading the posts after Marty let up the goal early is awesome. He played great tonight. Take some deep breaths, y'all.
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#1235813 GDT: Blackhawks @ DEVILS 7PM

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 03 January 2014 - 11:46 PM

If Schneider has a strong game tomorrow and isn't in net against Philly I'll be irate

In other words, they're pretty much the Devils. Give maybe a slight edge in skill. Taking those two away from that lineup alters them dramatically because they are both legit franchise players.

Sharp and Hossa don't exactly play with Handzus now do they?

Slight edge in skill. Hahaha.
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#1227984 Oh these new owners are just dandy

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 25 November 2013 - 02:04 AM

You donated canned food to hungry people for NOTHING! How will you EVER forgive this organization!? Screw those people who are starving tonight man, you didn't get free hockey tickets!!!!!
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#1225749 GDT: Kings @ Devils 7pm

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 15 November 2013 - 02:54 PM

I fvcking hate the Kings.
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#1224639 Who is Our Captain?

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 November 2013 - 11:44 PM

I figured people would think its a silly thread in the sense that who cares where salvador is. It's clear a few posters didn't even understand what i wrote.

And then they have the gall to be condesending. Some might call it ironic, here this guy is laughing at me for what he incorrectly percieves to be an actual question, one that if serious would be a stupid one. But in reality he was quick to jump at someone being stupid, when he himself didn't understand the post.

I didn't cause a big stink, I just stated that the situation was amusing.

Meanwhile for someone who doesn't care enough to make a big deal, you certainly felt it big enough to make a post about it. So I guess I could accuse you of the same thing. If you dont care, why are you posting at all?

Lol this guy's weird.
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#1222969 Jason Arnott Retires

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 05 November 2013 - 03:53 PM

My second Devils game I ever attended, I was probably 9 or 10. I was waiting for high-fives as the players walked in from practice. Somehow, my tiny hand managed to pull Jason's glove off of him. I was terrified. He looked at me, smiled, and said "future hockey player here!". After the game was over, he recognized me again, gave me a puck, and said "next game, let's just fist-bump". He instantly became my favorite Devil. I'll never forget watching him score the game winner against Dallas; I'll never forget sobbing when my dad told me they traded him away, and ill never forget how excited I was when we signed him back. Congrats on a great career, Jason.
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#1218212 GDT 8: Devils Vs Rangers

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 20 October 2013 - 12:10 AM

Devils win and 50% of the comments are Marty jokes. Unreal the disrespect for the greatest goaltender of all time. Yes, I think Schneider should get 70% of the remaining games. But man, I still love me some Marty.
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#1212436 2013-14 OOT Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 30 September 2013 - 12:52 PM

Didn't think this deserves it's own thread, so I put it here.

Hahaha, imagine if he'd broken his leg?


And then his other leg?


And then his pecker?


That would be, that would be bad.


EDIT: "pecker"? We can say cock-gurgling thunder-++++ but can't say pecker?

EDIT 2: guess we can't say that either.

EDIT 3: I can't hate the Blue Jackets, but now that we're "division rivals" with them, they can suck a fvck.

EDIT 5: let's go Devils

EDIT 6: bet you didn't notice that I skipped EDIT 4. cuz, go stevens.

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#1211215 Sabres Leafs Brawl - Clarkson Leaves the Bench

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 23 September 2013 - 09:43 AM

Scott's a goon, Kessel is a punk, and Clarkson is an idiot.

Oh, and goalie fights rock.
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#1209385 We All Knew It

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 06 September 2013 - 09:59 PM

I have an uncle whom I love very much. He has a husband, I very much enjoy having him around as well. I find homosexuality rather odd-- I don't enjoy seeing it, talking about it, or hearig about it. To me, it's like watching animals have sex - it happens, I'm not trying to stop it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't churn my stomach.

I think political correctness is horsesh!t. If they are allowed to parade to celebrate their homosexuality, why aren't I allowed to post on an online forum that I find it yucky?

I'm not saying I'm against it. I'm all for gay rights, and even as a relatively devout Christian I find it horrific when people misquote the bible to damn them all to hell. But why am I not allowed to voice my opinion?
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#1209218 Summer 2013 UFA/RFA Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 05 September 2013 - 02:52 PM


edit: okay i didnt want to reply anything but i'll just say this. There's nothing that i dont "get", i simply don't agree. Most of you guys are simply a bunch of hypocrite homers who would praise anything Lou does and refuse to admit when he does thing that hurt us.

You'll use what he did "right" (which i agree he did a lot) to cover what he does wrong listing a bunch of things that he did and what we won and accomplished (and ignore it) and when a rival GM does something very right you guys will brush it off just calling off the bad moves he did. I'm just not that hypocrite sorry. We see this a lot with Shero, he didnt get the results he should have lately but he did GREAT in the last few years, a lot better than Lou but yet most of you will just bash him cause he's the Pens GM. I dont like him either and the Pens but gotta give credits where its due

And then you'll base whats the "right" thing to do in your mind based on the way Lou does things. It's not and our lack of depth and talent on the team right now at the moment and us losing quite possibly a top pick this year is a result of all that.

Holy sh!t dude. We know.
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