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Martyisth3b3st

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#1138584 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 03 July 2012 - 09:11 AM

Yup.

But unlike 90% of the rest of the shills on this board, I am realistic and I take a hard-line approach to my sports fanhood. I have MULTIPLE times mentioned that I am a die-hard Jets fan (season tickets since 1988) and it is just in my blood to be a pessimistic, down in the dumps, nothing good will happen type fan.

I fully understand the Devils and Jets are two entirely different franchises with far different histories and achievements, but I just am very hard on my teams and it takes me a lot to get optimistic about something when one of my teams is involved.

Sorry.

People who call themselves "realistic fans" are the duimbasses that have an asanine sense of entitlement. If it's "in your blood" to be a, quote, "pessimistic, down in the dumps, nothing good will happen" type fan, you've got a lot bigger problems than where Parise is gonna sign.
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#1138557 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 03 July 2012 - 08:47 AM

What guilt though? I don't get this whole "guilt" thing?


"Zachy baby, we are poorrrrrrrrrrrr, please give us a discount...we are brokeeeee baby"


I am sure that's gonna work...NOT

Do you even root for this team? It's really hard to tell.
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#1136357 Martin Brodeur - 2 years $9 million

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 29 June 2012 - 10:34 AM

How hard did they really "try" last summer?!? How hard are they "trying" NOW leading up to the looming July 1 date?!?

Oh man I wish people would shut the fvck up about this. If you don't think the Devils are doing all they can to get Parise locked up while having it be financially possible, you're fvcking stupid. I'm sorry, not blaming you because this is a common theme around here, but it's so fvcking annoying that people think the devils aren't "trying hard enough".
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#1135768 2012 All Purpose UFA Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 27 June 2012 - 09:40 PM

Crosby is always interested in semen.

Ohhhh, Semin. Gotcha.
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#1135510 DELETE

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 27 June 2012 - 08:08 AM

Yeah what kind of coward edits a post?
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#1135262 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 26 June 2012 - 11:51 AM

No.

Ah, I forgot the whole "Stay in the West" thing.

Also, thanks for your input. Involved and well-thought-out as always, brah :thumbsup:
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#1130065 GDT SCF GAME 4: NJ DEVILS VS LA KINGS

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 09 June 2012 - 01:46 PM

I love the Devils' logo. (If you look carefully, you'll see an NJ.)

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#1126214 GDT SCF GAME 1: NEW JERSEY DEVILS VS. KINGS

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 30 May 2012 - 08:04 PM

By the way fellas, I'm tuning in from a hotel lobby in Rome. It's just past 3:00am here. Got class at 8. Please make this worth it!
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#1122945 GDT: ECF Game 5 - NJ Devils @ NY Rangers

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 23 May 2012 - 03:34 PM

Also, if Mike Rupp has the ability to produce children after this game it will be an epic disaster. fvcking useless punk. Thanks for the 2 cheapies in 03, hope you're enjoying that Cup Ring Marty gave to you. Little sh!t nose.
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#1116403 Change point structure for W-L-T

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 05 May 2012 - 10:53 AM

Am I the only one who enjoys seeing the shootout? I love seeing our skill players be skill players. Since it doesn't make much of a difference in the end, what's so wrong with watching (and, oh by the way, dominating) the skills contest after the game? If you'd rather see the games end in a tie, turn the TV off after 5 minutes of overtime and don't watch the highlights in the morning. There's your nostalgia.
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#1111711 GDT: 4/24/12, Game 6 Quarterfinals Fla @ NJ

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 24 April 2012 - 10:27 PM

no chance they win this game. zero

AHAHAH I like you!

No, really though, I think you should eat sh!t and get hit by a bus. :wub:
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#1099087 The Devils struggle with their "brand"

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 14 March 2012 - 06:53 AM

Dear Choke-on-a-stick17,

Your posts on the board have gone from "bad" to "hysterical". Nobody takes you seriously, nobody cares about your absurd Kovy-blind-hate ("facts" made me giggle) that would make even Manta say "whoa slow down buddy". If you can't see the skill, leadership, and hard work Kovalchuk brings to the team you're nothing short of an absolute moron. You're going on my ignore list now, but I needed to say this one last time.

You're a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity.
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#1085020 Devils are 1-6 against Confrence Leaders

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 22 January 2012 - 11:44 AM

Why is this even a thread? It's embarrassing enough as it is.



Getting healthy? Zajac and Andy Greene are not going to help us beat anyone.

I've been holding this back for a while but I'm just done.

You're a pathetic little nitwit. You comment 40 times on every single thread with the most extreme absurd statements ever. When the Devils are on a 3 game win streak your world is shining and bright, you love the team and you love the fans and you're absurdly ridiculously overjoyed with every tidbit of Devils news. When they lose two in a row you're a whining little obnoxious piece of turd. You cry, bitch, moan, and yap your way about how much you hate the team on every thread. SHUT. THE. FVCK. UP. Please.

If you're embarrassed to be a Devils fan because of two losses in January, get the fvck out of this place. It's not for you. We're a forum for Devils fans, not bipolar dumb fvcking sons of bitches like yourself. CHEER for the team because you're a fvcking FAN. You're allowed to be critical, of course you are, but you have this obnoxious "mood of the day" that changes your posts completely and it's so old it makes my head spin. You wonder why 90% of the people on this forum either add you to ignore or roll their eyes when they see you post? TAKE SOME FVCKING NOTES, man! A 4-1 loss to the Flyers in January doesn't mean we're going to get knocked out of the first round of the playoffs.

Zajac and Greene returning won't help us? Our #1 Center and top-2 defenseman? Honestly you really are a fvcking moron.

If you're suicidal, go get help. If this is just an attention seeking drama whore schtick that you plan on doing forever, go get suicidal.

Peace, douchebag.
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#1079424 GDT: Boston Bruins @ NJ Devils

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 04 January 2012 - 10:29 PM

Wow I can't wait to find the post where I said the Devils would lose 6-1 and everyone told me to calm down. This team is going no where. Easy to tell now.

Seriously, just shut your fvcking trap. Not just you, and I'm sorry you had to be the scapegoat for this one, but the whole collective group of butt-hurt fans who act like they're entitled to see the Devils clean the schedule in first place and waltz to a fvcking stanley cup... as if the Devils were doing you some personal injustice by losing this game.

It's a game in January against the best team in the conference and we got our butts handed to us. It happens. But all of these stupid fvcking fans who think that just because we won 3 cups in 9 years almost TWO DECADES ago, we're going to skip our way to the playoffs with a division crown and home ice advantage, need a fvcking reality check. Go look at our fvcking roster, we have talent to COMPETE, but we have a blue-line dominated by kids who are BOUND to have bad games, erratic-at-best stars and a top 6 that changes every fvcking night. Our goalie uses fvcking rogaine, our coach has barely been in place for 6 fvcking months, our superstar goes from Wayne Van Dorp to Wayne Gretzky and back every fvcking night, and our 'sniper' has a daughter that's old enough to sleep with legally... we are not going to dominate like we used to and that's just a simple fact.

Accept it that this team is a playoff contender, accept it that we won't dominate teams with any consistancy, ENJOY the fvcking season because you LOVE the team you root for, or go the hell away.
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#981943 Gary Bettman Fake Kidnapping

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 19 January 2011 - 02:05 PM

I watched this last night after Tosh, I giggled. My favorite part is when the bottom says "Gary Bettman invented the game of hockey in 1991"
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