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#1135262 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 26 June 2012 - 11:51 AM


Ah, I forgot the whole "Stay in the West" thing.

Also, thanks for your input. Involved and well-thought-out as always, brah :thumbsup:
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Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 09 June 2012 - 01:46 PM

I love the Devils' logo. (If you look carefully, you'll see an NJ.)

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Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 30 May 2012 - 08:04 PM

By the way fellas, I'm tuning in from a hotel lobby in Rome. It's just past 3:00am here. Got class at 8. Please make this worth it!
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#1122945 GDT: ECF Game 5 - NJ Devils @ NY Rangers

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 23 May 2012 - 03:34 PM

Also, if Mike Rupp has the ability to produce children after this game it will be an epic disaster. fvcking useless punk. Thanks for the 2 cheapies in 03, hope you're enjoying that Cup Ring Marty gave to you. Little sh!t nose.
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#1116403 Change point structure for W-L-T

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 05 May 2012 - 10:53 AM

Am I the only one who enjoys seeing the shootout? I love seeing our skill players be skill players. Since it doesn't make much of a difference in the end, what's so wrong with watching (and, oh by the way, dominating) the skills contest after the game? If you'd rather see the games end in a tie, turn the TV off after 5 minutes of overtime and don't watch the highlights in the morning. There's your nostalgia.
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#1111711 GDT: 4/24/12, Game 6 Quarterfinals Fla @ NJ

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 24 April 2012 - 10:27 PM

no chance they win this game. zero

AHAHAH I like you!

No, really though, I think you should eat sh!t and get hit by a bus. :wub:
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#1099087 The Devils struggle with their "brand"

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 14 March 2012 - 06:53 AM

Dear Choke-on-a-stick17,

Your posts on the board have gone from "bad" to "hysterical". Nobody takes you seriously, nobody cares about your absurd Kovy-blind-hate ("facts" made me giggle) that would make even Manta say "whoa slow down buddy". If you can't see the skill, leadership, and hard work Kovalchuk brings to the team you're nothing short of an absolute moron. You're going on my ignore list now, but I needed to say this one last time.

You're a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity.
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#1085020 Devils are 1-6 against Confrence Leaders

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 22 January 2012 - 11:44 AM

Why is this even a thread? It's embarrassing enough as it is.

Getting healthy? Zajac and Andy Greene are not going to help us beat anyone.

I've been holding this back for a while but I'm just done.

You're a pathetic little nitwit. You comment 40 times on every single thread with the most extreme absurd statements ever. When the Devils are on a 3 game win streak your world is shining and bright, you love the team and you love the fans and you're absurdly ridiculously overjoyed with every tidbit of Devils news. When they lose two in a row you're a whining little obnoxious piece of turd. You cry, bitch, moan, and yap your way about how much you hate the team on every thread. SHUT. THE. FVCK. UP. Please.

If you're embarrassed to be a Devils fan because of two losses in January, get the fvck out of this place. It's not for you. We're a forum for Devils fans, not bipolar dumb fvcking sons of bitches like yourself. CHEER for the team because you're a fvcking FAN. You're allowed to be critical, of course you are, but you have this obnoxious "mood of the day" that changes your posts completely and it's so old it makes my head spin. You wonder why 90% of the people on this forum either add you to ignore or roll their eyes when they see you post? TAKE SOME FVCKING NOTES, man! A 4-1 loss to the Flyers in January doesn't mean we're going to get knocked out of the first round of the playoffs.

Zajac and Greene returning won't help us? Our #1 Center and top-2 defenseman? Honestly you really are a fvcking moron.

If you're suicidal, go get help. If this is just an attention seeking drama whore schtick that you plan on doing forever, go get suicidal.

Peace, douchebag.
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#1079424 GDT: Boston Bruins @ NJ Devils

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 04 January 2012 - 10:29 PM

Wow I can't wait to find the post where I said the Devils would lose 6-1 and everyone told me to calm down. This team is going no where. Easy to tell now.

Seriously, just shut your fvcking trap. Not just you, and I'm sorry you had to be the scapegoat for this one, but the whole collective group of butt-hurt fans who act like they're entitled to see the Devils clean the schedule in first place and waltz to a fvcking stanley cup... as if the Devils were doing you some personal injustice by losing this game.

It's a game in January against the best team in the conference and we got our butts handed to us. It happens. But all of these stupid fvcking fans who think that just because we won 3 cups in 9 years almost TWO DECADES ago, we're going to skip our way to the playoffs with a division crown and home ice advantage, need a fvcking reality check. Go look at our fvcking roster, we have talent to COMPETE, but we have a blue-line dominated by kids who are BOUND to have bad games, erratic-at-best stars and a top 6 that changes every fvcking night. Our goalie uses fvcking rogaine, our coach has barely been in place for 6 fvcking months, our superstar goes from Wayne Van Dorp to Wayne Gretzky and back every fvcking night, and our 'sniper' has a daughter that's old enough to sleep with legally... we are not going to dominate like we used to and that's just a simple fact.

Accept it that this team is a playoff contender, accept it that we won't dominate teams with any consistancy, ENJOY the fvcking season because you LOVE the team you root for, or go the hell away.
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#981943 Gary Bettman Fake Kidnapping

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 19 January 2011 - 02:05 PM

I watched this last night after Tosh, I giggled. My favorite part is when the bottom says "Gary Bettman invented the game of hockey in 1991"
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#979555 David Clarkson

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 January 2011 - 03:53 PM

bottom right corner of a post you can vote a post up or down

Ahhh! Got it. Some thread I think I made a noob upset so he voted all of my posts in the whole thread down, I was wondering what that was about.
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#979299 A Thread To Be Deleted

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 11 January 2011 - 01:15 AM


Ahh, you weren't around for the world-famous LPTPW thread. 'twas quite amazing in it's time.
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#979284 David Clarkson

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 10 January 2011 - 11:35 PM

I love this voting thing... it beats the heck out of "gets it"

I think I'll vote form now on instead of expound as is my wont to do...

maybe fRom now on too <_<

... what?
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#979217 A Thread To Be Deleted

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 10 January 2011 - 08:07 PM

Roundhill Crescent (sometimes spelt Round Hill Crescent) is a late 19th-century housing development in Round Hill, an inner suburb of the English coastal city of Brighton and Hove. Partly developed in the 1860s with large terraced houses on a steeply sloping open hillside, the crescent—which "curves and changes height dramatically along its length"—was finished two decades later and now forms the centrepiece of the Round Hill conservation area. Smaller houses completed the composition in the 1880s, and England's first hospital for the treatment of mental illness was founded in the crescent in 1905. The five original sets of houses from the 1860s have been listed at Grade II by English Heritage for their architectural and historical importance, and the crescent occupies a prominent place on Brighton's skyline.
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#976228 An open letter to the man...

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 05 January 2011 - 01:30 PM

Yup. And if someone gets out of hand with it, just ask them to tone it down or tell security. I just have alot of sympathy for Devils fans who pay to watch this team without screaming bloody murder. Its rough watching Brian Rolston and having to be civil lol

2 or 3 screaming sh!tfits during the game wouldn't bother me. He did it every play, the entire first two periods before I moved. Literally, everything. Clarkson's fight, he was screaming "KILL DAVID. KILL HIM. MURDER HIM. PUNCH HIM HARDER!". Everything anyone did that didn't result in a goal, he stood up and screamed about. The only time he didn't stand up and scream was when Ilya scored: he sat down and screamed "WE SUCK" after each of the "Hey!'s"
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