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#1145930 Devils sign RW Alexandre Carrier, C Phil DeSimone

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 26 July 2012 - 08:02 PM

Am I the only one who would like to, just for the hell of it (not coz we have to coz that'd be scary), see them call up the remaining Zajacs and form an all-Zajac line, that we could then call ZajacCity, and sing about it to the tune of Rack City by Tyga?

...I am?

Very well, carry on then.

19 19 19 19 on your tittiez bitchhh
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#1142813 New TG post

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 10 July 2012 - 02:26 PM

As per a bulging disc or two... My wife

I stopped reading here.

That poor, poor woman.
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#1142512 Shane Doan

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 09 July 2012 - 06:11 PM

I'm sorry but how is a perennial playoff team and the defending eastern conference champions one of the least desirable teams in the league to play for?
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#1142252 Sharks Hire Larry Robinson

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 08 July 2012 - 08:01 PM

Fair enough - wrong place.
I was just hoping people weren't going to continue their anger-fest onto Larry.

But still, ease the hell up. Don't come into this place once a month, kick your feet up on our coffee table, and tell us that we're all bad fans because a few of our fellow members are dopes.
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#1141716 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 06 July 2012 - 03:36 PM


As a CAPTAIN of a team in the STANLEY CUP FINALS.

Good grief. This is just getting worse folks.

The guy was a fraud, let's just be honest here.

Didn't you say you were leaving a few days ago? Damn, I thought you'd be a man of your word. Git.
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#1138584 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 03 July 2012 - 09:11 AM


But unlike 90% of the rest of the shills on this board, I am realistic and I take a hard-line approach to my sports fanhood. I have MULTIPLE times mentioned that I am a die-hard Jets fan (season tickets since 1988) and it is just in my blood to be a pessimistic, down in the dumps, nothing good will happen type fan.

I fully understand the Devils and Jets are two entirely different franchises with far different histories and achievements, but I just am very hard on my teams and it takes me a lot to get optimistic about something when one of my teams is involved.


People who call themselves "realistic fans" are the duimbasses that have an asanine sense of entitlement. If it's "in your blood" to be a, quote, "pessimistic, down in the dumps, nothing good will happen" type fan, you've got a lot bigger problems than where Parise is gonna sign.
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#1138557 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 03 July 2012 - 08:47 AM

What guilt though? I don't get this whole "guilt" thing?

"Zachy baby, we are poorrrrrrrrrrrr, please give us a discount...we are brokeeeee baby"

I am sure that's gonna work...NOT

Do you even root for this team? It's really hard to tell.
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#1136357 Martin Brodeur - 2 years $9 million

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 29 June 2012 - 10:34 AM

How hard did they really "try" last summer?!? How hard are they "trying" NOW leading up to the looming July 1 date?!?

Oh man I wish people would shut the fvck up about this. If you don't think the Devils are doing all they can to get Parise locked up while having it be financially possible, you're fvcking stupid. I'm sorry, not blaming you because this is a common theme around here, but it's so fvcking annoying that people think the devils aren't "trying hard enough".
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#1135768 2012 All Purpose UFA Thread

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 27 June 2012 - 09:40 PM

Crosby is always interested in semen.

Ohhhh, Semin. Gotcha.
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#1135510 DELETE

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 27 June 2012 - 08:08 AM

Yeah what kind of coward edits a post?
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#1135262 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 26 June 2012 - 11:51 AM


Ah, I forgot the whole "Stay in the West" thing.

Also, thanks for your input. Involved and well-thought-out as always, brah :thumbsup:
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Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 09 June 2012 - 01:46 PM

I love the Devils' logo. (If you look carefully, you'll see an NJ.)

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Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 30 May 2012 - 08:04 PM

By the way fellas, I'm tuning in from a hotel lobby in Rome. It's just past 3:00am here. Got class at 8. Please make this worth it!
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#1122945 GDT: ECF Game 5 - NJ Devils @ NY Rangers

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 23 May 2012 - 03:34 PM

Also, if Mike Rupp has the ability to produce children after this game it will be an epic disaster. fvcking useless punk. Thanks for the 2 cheapies in 03, hope you're enjoying that Cup Ring Marty gave to you. Little sh!t nose.
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#1116403 Change point structure for W-L-T

Posted by Martyisth3b3st on 05 May 2012 - 10:53 AM

Am I the only one who enjoys seeing the shootout? I love seeing our skill players be skill players. Since it doesn't make much of a difference in the end, what's so wrong with watching (and, oh by the way, dominating) the skills contest after the game? If you'd rather see the games end in a tie, turn the TV off after 5 minutes of overtime and don't watch the highlights in the morning. There's your nostalgia.
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