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#972866 Brodeur Shatters Stick Over Crossbar After Elias Scores in Practice

Posted by CRASHER on 27 December 2010 - 08:48 PM


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#537584 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 05 November 2007 - 11:44 PM

Damn I was all fired up this week… I guess the big time football helped… guess Dallas being in Prime Time and back on the schedule… and well a few good drinks… and man I was all over the place and wired like a ten year old for this Sunday (maybe a bit too wired up… but sh!t… it keeps me young after all!!)…. Lots of good games and fun stuff to talk about in this week…. Time to shut up and get to it!

Sunday November 4:
49ers at Falcons:

Is it a sign that you go to a place too much when the people who control the TVs come to you and ask which game to cut (see Sun Tavern can only have 8 games on at once… and there was 9 at 1pm)… so I explained it nice and simple… “Look y’all know I LIVE for these days and seeing all the games… I’ve lost friends and ended relationships over these Sundays (hey if you can’t accept that I do what I do and want no part of it TAKE A HIKE!) I’ve left places at 6am to get here on time…. And with all that in mind.. there IS NO WAY IN THE WORLD you can get me to sit through this one!!” (Oddly enough… another customer complained to me that the game wasn’t on… when did I become middle management??)... anyway… Atlanta wins… hooray? There was no reason to watch this unless you were desperate and had Warrick Dunn somewhere! Though it would be a magnificent punishment in jail for Mister Ron Mexico while he’s locked up in the Federal Clink!

Bengals at Bills:
What did I say about the Bengals?? NO HEART.... yeah that about covers it… though I find it funny that the Bills are 3-0 since the BUFFALO STINKS incident! That said it’s nice to see JP Losman was doing what he figured out in the pre-season… throw the ball high long and deep and let the speed guys run up to it and MAKE PLAYS… and well you add in that Marshawn Lynch fella (sad that he has more touch on the HB Option Pass then either one of the QBs)… and yeah there’s delusions of grandeur in Buffalo… they have more wins then the Sabres now don’t they???

Broncos at Lions:
Damn did the Broncos get their sh!t pushed in or WHAT?? I thought it was bad for them before…but to get ROLLED by the Lions (and credit to them is coming)… but damn.. this season is OVER in Denver (to think the Rockies were more competitive in October…)and then Jay Cutler gets rolled up… which lead to my line of the day “Damn Patrick Ramsey is so bad that Heather wants to get married so she can change her name and not be asked if she’s related to this bum by football geeks like us!!” Impressive win for the Lions like I said, who are making a case for the playoffs and big time! Though I hope you all saw that super fat guy with the 4 inch leap SMASH Selvin Young with that stiff arm as he drunken wobbled his ass into the end zone (kinda like how I’d have been walking home at that time)

Packers at Chiefs:
Well the Chiefs almost had this one wrapped up too… Favre was looking awful, the Chiefs were doing enough to win (despite what can be a NASTY Larry Johnson injury that carted him out of the game)… all it took was one play… one missed coverage by a safety.. and Greg Jennings to the house and the Chiefs just couldn’t respond… and now the Packers have back to back road wins over the Chiefs and Broncos and now Brett Favre has beaten every NFL in the land… hooray?

Chargers at Vikings:
It’s amazing when you line up to play the Vikings… you look at this team…. And you say… hey all they got is Adrian Peterson and we can stop the run… we’re a good team… we got a good back ourselves… and we’re on a roll, we can take them!!.. and then you let Peterson run for 235 yards in the second half!! (how the hell does that happen.. not that I mind since Peterson and Adaai are my money league MVPs right now!).. you even get the most absurd play of the season when the Vikings miss a FG (and by now EVERYONE knows you line up a return guy back there) and the dude goes 109 yards 2 feet and 6 inches for the TD and UNTOUCHED… and YOU STILL GET STOMPED!! Guess Childress ripped them a new one at the second half and it worked eh?? The Chargers are a joke and I apologize for even ranking them last week… won’t happen again!! (now watch they go beat the Colts next week….)

Jaguars at Saints:
I’m taken back by this one, but then again when Drew Brees has time and 445 yards there’s not many teams beating them… and the Saints did a good job of stuffing the run and making Quinn “Earl Grey Tea” have to throw the ball… 3 INT’s much… my favorite was the last one… he throws it late… I yell EARL GRAY TEA (like I said.,.. I was feisty Sunday)… and the pass gets picked… err. Make that EARL GRAY INT!!! And yeah that about sums up this stomping!

Redskins at Jets:
Wow, the Redskins matched Adrian Peterson on the ground in this game! But even so, the Jets jumped out early on them running the opening kickoff back (that Leon Washington is a dangerous lil bastard) and Kellen Clemens was effective.. not too much different then Chad but he can move and it’s sad when he gets as many rushing yards as Thomas Jones… they need to send him back to Chicago… but imagine how bad the Jets would be if they had traded for Cedric Benson! But I hate to sound like Joe Beningo, but he’s right… the Jets are the Jets… the O-Line stinks (maybe cause half of it is wearing the other team uniform now)… and they can’t put ANYONE away… and credit to the Redskins, they did get back into this 3 points at a time (but maybe they are not as good I hyped them to be… some of that I think is this coaching staff has the reigns pulled in TOO much on Campbell… 8 weeks and ZERO WR touchdowns… come on!)

Cardinals at Tampa:
Ugly, brutal… sloppy game that just really shouldn’t have been watched much, though the Joey Galloway story is an AMAZING one… the same with Earnest Graham and Jeff Garcia… but the Cardinals have come apart at the seams… Warner was bad, the receivers sloppy… Edge was ineffective (minus the touchdown)… and even the coaching staff had it go against them…missing a timeout (they spent all three to get the Bucs to punt with 3:00 left… rookie mistake there) and can’t challenge the late Kurt Warner interception (though why waste ALL your timeout’s before the 2:00 warning…didn’t see enough of the game to really kill them on the time out-management)… and somehow Arizona is still only one game behind awful Seattle!

Panthers at Titans:
This had to be a bad case of aw no NOT AGAIN to David Carr (I still hate his pansy gloves)… he had a Titan pass rush up his ass all game long, and they beat the living bloody piss out of him all game long… and for ANYONE who doubts how important the QB is in the NFL… look at the Panthers and look at say… Cleveland.. the difference… the guy taking the snaps … of course! Good game for Tennessee as Lendale White is running all over the place on people… as is Vince Young… what else can be said?

4pm:
Seattle at Cleveland:

A very fun and spirited game that fortunately ran late so that people who were obsessed with the mini-Bowl got to enjoy bits and pieces of this game too… Derek Anderson does it again putting up 347 passing yards and Jamal Lewis pissing me and others off with his 4 TD day… and well.. Seattle…. I don’t get it.. they’re just finished, but at least they put up enough to keep this game fun (and hell they are dominating that joke division at 4-4… can they send Hasselbeck to Arizona so at least one team isn’t a joke in the NFC Worst??)… and for the first time in a LONG LONG time… we have a MEANINGFUL Browns and Steelers game… damn that does feel good to say!

Houston at Oakland:
Well the Raiders were fun to watch for 4 weeks at least this year…but when Ron Dayne and Sage Rosenfelds ROLL you… yeah… and when you’re Raider fans want the game to be blacked out so they can see Colts and Pats… yeah….did I mention Ran Dayne ran for 120 yards too?? Josh McCown came back from an injury and only threw 3 picks, so I guess the cries for Mister Russell will start to begin… least I wasn’t fool enough to play Lamont Jordan this week!! 

Patriots at Colts:
It was nice to see the OH MY GOD THIS IS THE UBER-ROXXOR GAME OF THE WEEK and see it actually DELIVER… 200+ total yards from Joseph Adaai (and how GOOD is he?) The Colts played well even without Harrison in the game (which hurt them yes… but you had this feeling that the Colts weren’t gonna win when Vinateri misses a 50 yard FG… like the first kick in a big game he’s EVER missed… and the Colts can’t put it in the end zone early… and the Pats get it back going.. and man how GOOD was Randy Moss in this game… those one hand SNAGS (comparing that to the drop in his hands by Reggie Wayne)… so now the question is… who beats the Pats?? Not anyone in the first 17 weeks of the year!

8pm:
Dallas at Phily:

REST IN PEACE EAGLES… YOUR SEASON IS NOW OVER!!!! Damn that feels good to say… one down… two to go!!! Dallas really and wholly stomped them from snap one… making McNabb fumble (and don’t look now, but the Dallas defense looks REALLY good since week one… and Tank Johnson joins the D-Line next week)…. The offense is running as well as it can… even Julius Jones finds the end zone… but hey at least we put in the subs and didn’t run it up (though if you look back in history at what some of the Buddy Ryan did to the pre-second coming Cowboys… we coulda had a case… but I’d rather save it for the next battle… and BATTLE it shall be!!)


Monday Nov. 5:
Steelers at Ravens:

When I come home from a Devils game (that was horrid and I swear I am still fvcked up from all the shots on Sunday).. and I see 35-7 and Big Ben had 5 TD passes… I say fvck spending the time to find out about this one… the Ravens are trash on offense and I am sure it showed on the big stage tonight!!!

Week 9 Power Rankings:
AFC:
1. New England…. 7 more to go?
2. Indianapolis… no Harrison and a team better to go in New England anyway… round II is the one that matters.
3. Tennessee… they can run the ball on EVERYONE
4. Pittsburgh.. the can of whoop ass is still being poured on the Ravens!
5. Cleveland… I like them, the most fun team in the NFL now… period!

NFC:
1. Green Bay… you ask who they beat… they beat the Giants, Redskins, Broncos and Chiefs, that’s pretty damn impressive!
2. Dallas… bye bye Eagles!!!!
3. Detroit… the offense and the running fat guys with stiff arms are just too good!
4. NY Giants….none of the teams who played impressed enough to knock them off!
5. Washington… they still found a way to win.. they need to work the WR’s more though

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#537080 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 05 November 2007 - 07:52 AM

Don't look now but the Saints are in the playoff picture.... CRASHER, any reason to wory about them if we play em come playoff time?


don't ask me I can't look past next week :P

but as a whole... no I can't take the Saints seriously yet (though I am SHOCKED they won this week), it's not the same team as it was....
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#536973 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 04 November 2007 - 10:43 PM

haha i know just trying to have some fun considering its now a Patriotesque game


as long as ya knew!
GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF THERE NOW!!! :rant:
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#536969 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 04 November 2007 - 10:40 PM

Geez crasher 25 point lead in the 4th and the cowboys are still throwing the ball whats up with that lol


oh NOW it's a stomping... GET ROMO OUTTA THERE :pray:
save him for next week please... this thing could get ugly!!!!!!


I do believe I addressed this... get the backups in there thank you!

though that play with no helmet was hella sick!!!
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#536961 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 04 November 2007 - 10:25 PM

Seriously about to type "Well Jason Witten hasn't had a nice ball yet".. I'm phsychic... lets see...

Well the Cowboys haven't had a pick six yet... ;)


save it for next week :P
let's just get outta here healthy now!!
(and I'm winning all three of my fantasy games... so let's keep it like so!)
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#536946 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 04 November 2007 - 10:00 PM

the colts will probably lose a game in divison

but I said it before the game and I stick to it... in a bad weather game...new england... late january... the colts have the better personnel to handle that kinda game with Keith and Adaai and so forth... I'd not be shocked to see the colts win on the road, while New England pass pass and pass game is more fit for the colts dome :P

anyone else see the Seattle/Browns game?? fun stuff!!
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#536030 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 03 November 2007 - 12:00 AM

How is the Eagles-Cowboys a 3?

The Eagles who have been up and down all year? If they played the Giants, it'd get half a star. LOL
Crasher, if Dallas loses that, they should be ashamed. :evil:


Phily always plays Dallas tough, just fact of life
and well I need to hype the game to help jack up ratings!

and McNabb and Westbrook can win games by themself... they have 3 times already :P

leave me to my anti-Clown paranoia of thinking of ways my team can lose while he gets high on LA Smog and thinks his team is average!!! :lol:

I'd give Phily/Giants ** 1/2 IF Westbrook had been healthy

no Westbrook and that's a DUD... Phily couldn't beat the Jets practice squad without him!
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#535968 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 02 November 2007 - 09:43 PM

It is about time this schedule gets better after playing New England, Pittsburgh, Dallas, and Baltimore!!!!!!

I have delu$ion$!!! :koolaid:


the marijuana and the smog got to you buddy :P
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#535657 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 02 November 2007 - 11:13 AM

First off, the Ravens offense is one of the best in the league in terms of yardage. Its when we get in the redzone that we choke.

Even though these are two great defensive teams and an intense rivalry I would not be surprised to see a 30-28 final score on Monday night.


17.7 points a game... that's horrific offense!!!
Good offenses SCORE POINTS... good defenses STOP YOU FROM SCORING
I really take it that simply!

last 4 games:
13
9
22
14

that looks like a Patriot boxscore :P
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#535637 NFL Week 9

Posted by CRASHER on 02 November 2007 - 09:48 AM

In fact this may be the best weekend of football to date!!! :dance:

Sunday November 4:
49ers at Falcons:
What to look for:
Holy hell.. a game the Falcons should be FAVORED in… this game is so totally unwatchable in any way shape for or theory… I can give you no good reason to observe this contest! (Quality *)

Bengals at Bills:
Now you start to see why Buffalo fans are deluding themselves about a .500 season!!
They’re in a Rutgers-Level of Cream-Puff schedule now! Another winnable game for them as long as JP Losman just keeps chucking ducks high and far that Lee Evans can run under and get to the house with… and the Bengals have no heart and LESS defense… I can see this happening… again… Marvin Lewis better get ready to start flipping burgers! (quality *)

Broncos at Lions:
What to look for:
Interesting matchup here… Denver has an ok pass defense D but is Cottonelle Toilet Paper soft on the run… and the Lions are a pass first second AND third team (trhough they did get 100 yards from Jones last week)… I don’t like the Broncos at home… but maybe a game away from the Rockies fallout is what they need?? I don’t know… I can’t see it;;; Shanahan rolled the dice on Travis Henry and Jay Cutler and came up as a double botch! (Quality **)

Packers at Chiefs:
Damn this is going to be a GOOD week of football!!! This is a big time matchup… Green Bay who comes off the Mile High Miracle who can’t run the ball at all.. against a team that does nothing but… fascinating little match up… both teams have good defenses and are playing better then they should be now… gonna be tough for the Packers to win in the two toughest venues in the league in back to back week though…. But I can’t see the Chiefs at 5-3 either… good thing I don’t do predictions here :P (Quality ** ½)

Chargers at Vikings:
What to look for:
Man if you thought the Texans game was ugly… just wait for this one… the Vikings might be down to Brooks Bollinger at QB and San Dieego is just beating up on people with the running game and a surging defense… this could get ugly fast and all I can hope and pray for is a lot of Adrian Peterson receiving yards in garbage time… this one will be ugly! (Quality ** ½ but could ge ugly FAST)

Jaguars at Saints:
What to look for:
The Saints are on a roll but still kinda soft if you ask me (and you are or you’d not be reading :P)… and the Jaguars love to punch you in the face until you bleed…. That’s not something the Saints are all too good at preventing and it will be interesting to see how the Saints bounce back from an ugly loss like this (Quality **)
Redskins at Jets:
What to look for:
Clemens vs Campbell.. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS… oh wait… wrong Clemens!! The Redskins have yet to throw a TD to a wide receiver this year… knowing the Jets, this would be the week Santanna Moss gives them a sick 200 yard 3 TD homecoming! I can’t see the Jets winning this game after the pounding the Skins took last week and now they want some from the Belichicken disciple! (Quality **)

Cardinals at Tampa:
What to look for:
Umm… not much… the team with no QB vs the team with no RB? This game may not be a lot of fun to watch at all…. Neither one of these teams are really good… and BOTH are pushing for division titles (the more the year rolls on… if you ain’t in the NFC East, you don’t belong in the NFL in the NFC.. well except for Green Bay and I am still not sold on them) (Quality * ½)

Panthers at Titans:
What to look for:
Carolina did just get CREAMED all over the place by fellow AFC South team, and the scary part is how easily the Colts ran the ball all over them… and now they play a team that does that 100 times better in the Titans….Carolina’s a mess all over the place and the defense and offense are just not good… while the Titans seem to be running downhill (no pun)… I see a similar type beating here today.. (Quality **)

4pm:
Seattle at Cleveland:
What to look for:
This could be a fun game… then again all Browns games are sun games now (if they are gonna ruin our top 5 pick from Brady Quinn by golly I will enjoy ALL their games!!), I don’t have much faith in Seattle … they too have not been good and it looks like the end is neigh for Shaun Alexander too, while Cleveland seems to be just loving life… home field helps too here…. Should be a fun watch if the Mini-Super Bowl is a blowout! (Quality ***)

Houston at Oakland:
What to look for:
I’m not really sure here… the Texans are piling up injuries after that awesome GORE GORE GORE (and no I don’t mean Frank… this was a useful gore!!) Matt Schuab took last week… Sage Rosenfels is as serviceable a backup as you can have in the NFL now… the Raiders seem close to the bottom falling out on them now with the schedule getting rougher, if not downright MEAN, and they gotta win somewhere… this could be the place… this won’t be fun to watch unless someone gets socked again! (Quailty *)

Patriots at Colts:
What to look for:
What the hell am I gonna tell you that you don’t already know??? If New England beats them by 30 I will not bitch about running up the score… that only matters when you are so clearly superior to your opponent and they are helpless to stop you, this is not the case here as we ALL remember the AFC Title game last year and the Colts have the weapons to storm back in this one… funny how the power has shifted in this series, as being in Indy helps the fast moving through the air Pats and a murky sloppy run the ball field like New England would help the Colts more (in my opinion)… Juts let this please be a good game (and Adaai and Manning to get lots of points!)… (Quality ****)

8pm:
Dallas at Phily:
What to look for:
Ahh, nothing like America’s (and apparently England’s) Team back on PRIME TIME where they belong (well to be fair I like them better on late so I can enjoy the other games and not focus on one of the two teams I root for!)… Dallas bounced back nice with a thumping of the Vikings and Tony Romo thumping Britney in his off-time (for God’s Sake wrap that bad boy up TR!!)… and the Eagles are still just BAD more so on offense where it’s a one and half man show! I don’t see Phily having the weapons to keep up with the big boys of football, and this will be fun to watch just cause it’s Phily and you never know what the mutants will come up with!!! (Quality ***)

Monday Nov. 5:
Steelers at Ravens:
What to Look for:
Hell I might see more offense at the Devil game that night!! The Ravens are a horrific offensive team and that’s generous, while the Steelers are in cruise control to own the AFC North and I’ve seen nothing out of the Ravens this year to make me think otherwise… so I expect the Steelers to win easy, but you never know.,..Hell Just look at LAST Monday Night! I have to DV-R this cause I’ll be at the Devils game… so expect a late week in review too.. more so if this one is GOOD and I get into it !! (Quailty ***)
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