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DJ Eco

Member Since 06 Dec 2007
Offline Last Active Mar 27 2015 09:44 AM

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In Topic: 2014-2015 Around the league thread

27 March 2015 - 09:45 AM

I hope any other team but Edmonton and Buffalo win the lottery. What a joke.

In Topic: Should Daneyko continue as color commentator next year?

27 March 2015 - 09:14 AM

Because of how awful this team is, I think our senses on all these other things are heightened haha... Steve and Dano aren't too bad, I don't envy anyone whose job is to somehow keep Devils fans interested in this team.

In Topic: 2014-2015 Lineup Thread

26 March 2015 - 04:35 PM

Matteau's out, Ruutu is in, Zubrus still in. Lou tells Chere "there's not really any reason" Matteau isn't playing.




I have never hated a season or a Devils team more than this one. It's like looking at your wife when you're 50/60 years old and she's turned into just a disgusting and awful human being but you're just doing the right thing and staying together for your kids. I really really hate this team, I hate almost every decision that's been made, I hate the coaches, I hate every move Lou has made and I've hated every non-move Lou hasn't made. I just can't wait for this season to be over so we can close the fvcking book.

In Topic: Help needed from the NJDEVS Community.

25 March 2015 - 09:13 AM

Ugh, I hate NYCFC (Rangers of MLS soccer, sort of, essentially), but will help your buddy out.

In Topic: Slow News Day: Kremlin Edition- Could IK Come Back to NHL?

25 March 2015 - 09:10 AM

I think Kovalchuk is like that gorgeous ex girlfriend from college. You dated her, both of you changed for the better. Everywhere you went, people stared at her in amazement. And then, a year after you proposed, she left you to go home. She left you in shambles. And you hated her, you hated her so, so much. But you saw Facebook photos of her and knew you were still in love. In the years without her, you lost your job, your apartment. Your life, for the most part, has been miserable without her. Yeah, you don't spend money on her any more which is nice, but you replace her cost with cigarette-smelling strippers named Brunner and hookers named Ryder. You had a short stint with a cute girl named Jagr, but that's done now too.


And then, a few years later, when you think you might be getting over the pain, you get a text. "Hey", she says. "I miss you. I want to come back. I still love you."


Maybe it's about the money, maybe she got bored going back home. Maybe you should be the bigger man and move on. But you haven't scored with any chicks in forever, your future looks bleak, and when you close your eyes at night you can still picture her doing that cute little dance, where she puts her knee on the ground and her hand in the air. She always used to say that 'This is Couple', and it was adorable. 


So what do you text back?


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