Enjoyed this a lot from Sean Mcindoe of Grantland.
Once you’re in the penalty box, you will find a large stash of …Upgraded weapon: WATER BOTTLE
This weapon can hold lots of ammo and fires quickly, making it a good choice against star players like P.K. Subban and Sidney Crosby. While this weapon doesn’t typically cause much damage, if used against an L.A. Kings fan it will cause their eyes to melt. Wait until you hear the final buzzer at the end of the period, and then attempt to skate off the ice. This will trigger a boss fight.
Boss Fight: PIERRE MCGUIRE
The boss fight begins when Pierre appears and starts to interview you. Your objective here is to stump Pierre with a fact about your background that he is unaware of. Note: Nobody has ever successfully won this boss fight. Your best strategy is to flee immediately. (While unconfirmed, some users have reported that kissing Pierre can make escaping easier.)
Once you’ve reached the dressing room, wait a few moments to ensure the boss fight is over, as Pierre will occasionally burst through the concrete wall in an attempt to continue the interview. Once you’ve successfully escaped, you will begin the next chapter.