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#1235113 Jagr Won't Ask For Trade At Deadline

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 30 December 2013 - 11:47 PM

we are a playoff team, this should not even be a discussion.

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#1218215 Lundqvist 2013 - new pad rule?

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 20 October 2013 - 12:27 AM

lol patheitic goalie finally showing his face. 4 goals against per game the norm.

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#1211450 GDT Sept 24 - Devils vs Flyers

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 24 September 2013 - 12:26 PM

Giroux is already back?  I thought he was going to miss significant time, good for him and the Flyers.


Whoops, I mean, fvck that guy, amiright?


yea he was supposed to miss a few weeks of the season, good for the flyers to not miss out, i mean fvck those a$$holes and i hope he dies in a fire.

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#1209551 New Devils' numbers

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 09 September 2013 - 12:03 PM

cos teh boogie man will get them if they do

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#1209083 Jagr Signs 1 Year Deal With Devils

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 04 September 2013 - 02:27 PM

hey look a devil that will actually shoot high ona  butterfly goalie near side, we will score for a change.

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#1208976 [Official] Damien Brunner signed to multi-year deal

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 03 September 2013 - 03:41 PM

obvious move next summer is to sign the sedin twins then win the cup right after to cause another vancouver riot. 

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#1203568 Kovy signs a 4 year deal, no money announced

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 15 July 2013 - 02:56 PM

i'm guessing his contract is HUUUUUUGE, LIKE THE UNIVERSE!

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#1202171 Kovalchuk Retired Effective Immediately?

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 11 July 2013 - 05:40 PM

well ryder gets 17 now. automatic lou spite.

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#1190184 Devils sign Joe Whitney to first NHL contract

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 02 May 2013 - 12:32 PM

yea but he can skate through chara's 5 hole and score against boston.

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#1188446 Elias about Lou's free agents approach

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 23 April 2013 - 01:21 PM

Elias is playing as good as any player for us out there, so Lou will give him the offer he gave Parise, something reasonable. In Parise's case, lover boy had to go off with his boyfriend to a land far away for a silly amount that will cripple that team, in Elias' case, he made it clear in the tweets I mentioned that he's not one of the 'we'll see what the off season brings people. He's a true Devil and said he loves the team and coach and doesn't see himself anywhere else. 

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#1187432 Urbom recalled.

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 18 April 2013 - 02:07 PM

yea i can't stand zid. he's a powerplay giveaway machine.

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#1184766 Clarkson never in shootout

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 08 April 2013 - 12:31 PM

shootout needs more zubrus. 

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#1180084 Florida panthers vs NJ Devils

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 23 March 2013 - 08:30 AM

let's go #666


play maiden all night!

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#1176094 Kincaid sent down, Frazee called up

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 06 March 2013 - 10:29 AM

goddamit get the kid's name right for once.

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#1170339 David Clarkson

Posted by ZeroGravityFat on 12 February 2013 - 03:17 PM

i was getting real concerned that the devils wouldn't have a player leave this year that will get all hockey pundits wondering how devils will ever survive without. we have a winner. 

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