the best fvcking thing now would be one of those "Hitler's reaction" video and freaking out... starting like...
Hitler: with the new signings we did we're in good position and our improve offence led by Kovy will bring us back to the playoffs!
*everyone looking at each other *
other guy: My Furhe.... Kovalchuk just announced that he's retiring from the NHL, leave the Devils and will likely sign in the KHL.
lol done right this could be fvcking perfect and epic... the freaking out, the rage... then the part at the end where he's just discouraged and saddened.
here's an example
his last line is hilarious