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[walks into Devils dressing room after win]
I just want to say good luck. We're all counting on you.
#1113181 GDT: 4/26/12, Game 7 EC Quarterfinals NJ @ FLA
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on 27 April 2012 - 05:09 AM
#1103958 Well Done David Clarkson
Posted by
on 03 April 2012 - 12:34 PM
If I ever get the chance to meet Mr. Clarkson, I'm gonna kiss him as thanks for this season.
Right on the mouth.
Tongue? Maybe. I haven't ruled it out.
Consider yourself warned, Dave.
Right on the mouth.
Tongue? Maybe. I haven't ruled it out.
Consider yourself warned, Dave.
#1102793 GDT: Tampa Bay @ New Jersey - 03/29/2012
Posted by
on 29 March 2012 - 11:44 AM
I'm going to pull a run-in during the main event, act like I'm gonna blast Colin with a steel chair, then BAM - chair shot to NJCroMag's back for leaving me off the card. Biggest heel turn in NJDevstlemania history.
Upon further review, I'd like to add one final match to the card:
TheLastOneAlive vs. Scottie2Hottie: Buried Alive match.
#1102713 GDT: Tampa Bay @ New Jersey - 03/29/2012
Posted by
on 29 March 2012 - 09:32 AM
In honor of this weekend's Wrestlemania, weigh in on who you think will win the NJDevs edition of Wrestlemania (NJDevstlemania, as named by TheLastOneAlive):
Chimaira_Devil_#9 vs. Triumph: Lumberjack match
DevilsFanSteve30 vs. Colorado Rockies 1976: Tables match
SMantzas vs. Chrisg19: Money In The Bank match
Legion15 vs. Vic Rattlehead18 vs. Devil Fan: Triple-threat match
Z-Man vs. Coorslight: Last Man Standing match
BlueSkirt vs. Beetlebum: Hell In A Cell match
Aylbert vs. Pepperkorn: "Loser Shaves Head" stipulation, no countout, no DQ
NJCroMag and Rangerfans vs. Colin226 and Gogonjdevil: Tornado tag team match
UPDATE:
TheLastOneAlive vs. Scottie2Hottie: Buried Alive match.
TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:
TMV'W AP BMENTW!
N XNWY QPXTNRA WYPMW QMSLZM CLWYNPRLQTM!
DLWW VYM SFMLZ SYMMWM!
Chimaira_Devil_#9 vs. Triumph: Lumberjack match
DevilsFanSteve30 vs. Colorado Rockies 1976: Tables match
SMantzas vs. Chrisg19: Money In The Bank match
Legion15 vs. Vic Rattlehead18 vs. Devil Fan: Triple-threat match
Z-Man vs. Coorslight: Last Man Standing match
BlueSkirt vs. Beetlebum: Hell In A Cell match
Aylbert vs. Pepperkorn: "Loser Shaves Head" stipulation, no countout, no DQ
NJCroMag and Rangerfans vs. Colin226 and Gogonjdevil: Tornado tag team match
UPDATE:
TheLastOneAlive vs. Scottie2Hottie: Buried Alive match.
TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:
TMV'W AP BMENTW!
N XNWY QPXTNRA WYPMW QMSLZM CLWYNPRLQTM!
DLWW VYM SFMLZ SYMMWM!
#1092720 GDT: New Jersey @ Toronto - 2/21/2012
Posted by
on 21 February 2012 - 11:38 AM
There once was a hockey player named Oxford Bandsaw. He played for the Miami Penguins of the Incredible Hockey League. Every day, he spent 15 hours on the ice, working on delivering devastating goals and perfecting his deadly computers. In game seven of the Michael Cup Finals, his team found themselves down 1-0 heading into the final paper.
He tied the game on a sharp end-to-end rush, powering his cell phone-like slapshot through the goalie's four-hole. But he wasn't done.
With seconds winding down in regulation, he walked up the ice, slid the puck through the legs of Kurtis Foster, and went in alone on the staring goalie. His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.
His team won the championship and he was awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy, but did the classy thing and told the nearest reporter, "In my eye, I feel ThePariseHope deserves this more."
He tied the game on a sharp end-to-end rush, powering his cell phone-like slapshot through the goalie's four-hole. But he wasn't done.
With seconds winding down in regulation, he walked up the ice, slid the puck through the legs of Kurtis Foster, and went in alone on the staring goalie. His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.
His team won the championship and he was awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy, but did the classy thing and told the nearest reporter, "In my eye, I feel ThePariseHope deserves this more."
#1092455 Trade Rumors and minor team trades.
Posted by
on 20 February 2012 - 08:03 AM
http://www.nhl.com/i...ost.htm?id=6609
Rumor Nash to philly
Finally, Philadelphia could solve their goaltending problems once and for-...
What's that? He's a forward?
Never mind then.
#1089126 Langs
Posted by
on 08 February 2012 - 10:39 AM
Please do not f-cking boo him, people. I don't wanna have to resort to personal threats of violence.
#1087118 GDT New Jersey Devils vs. Habs
Posted by
on 02 February 2012 - 09:36 AM
XHA'T ED JHBSXT!
CVFIDJF HXTH AWSVY JHI KXCGHF
XDDYT XSYH CXSGH GDDKHQ?
CVFIDJF HXTH AWSVY JHI KXCGHF
XDDYT XSYH CXSGH GDDKHQ?
#1083949 GDT: Boston Bruins @ New Jersey Devils
Posted by
on 19 January 2012 - 01:40 PM
He still looks better than Bobby Holik at his best.
#1082346 Devils $80 Million Debt
Posted by
on 13 January 2012 - 03:04 PM
Devils are winning the Cup this year.
#1075301 GDT: Rangers vs. Devils
Posted by
on 21 December 2011 - 08:07 AM
I found this exchange between Chico and Cangialosi particularly disturbing...
CHICO: "Next time the Rangers sell out MSG, we oughta drop a bomb on the building. A giant bomb. Just level the whole place. Kill everyone inside."
CANGIALOSI: "Chico...you're scaring me."
CHICO (MENACINGLY): "I'm starting to doubt your loyalty, Steve. Something you wanna share with me, ya little bitch?"
CHICO: "Next time the Rangers sell out MSG, we oughta drop a bomb on the building. A giant bomb. Just level the whole place. Kill everyone inside."
CANGIALOSI: "Chico...you're scaring me."
CHICO (MENACINGLY): "I'm starting to doubt your loyalty, Steve. Something you wanna share with me, ya little bitch?"
#1071225 GDT: OTTAWA AT NEW JERSEY
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on 09 December 2011 - 08:07 AM
I found this exchange between Cangialosi and Chico a bit puzzling...
CHICO: "I just got my Christmas list in to Santa Claus today! Ol' Chico's gonna clean up come Chirstmas morning!" [rubs hands together gleefully]
CANGIALOSI: "Chico, I have some bad news for you. You might wanna sit down."
CHICO: "I know what you're going to say...those Santa guys in the mall are just the big guy's helpers. Hey, I can't blame him. It's a big job, with all those toys and stuff!"
CHICO: "I just got my Christmas list in to Santa Claus today! Ol' Chico's gonna clean up come Chirstmas morning!" [rubs hands together gleefully]
CANGIALOSI: "Chico, I have some bad news for you. You might wanna sit down."
CHICO: "I know what you're going to say...those Santa guys in the mall are just the big guy's helpers. Hey, I can't blame him. It's a big job, with all those toys and stuff!"
#1069879 The Kovy Conundrum
Posted by
on 05 December 2011 - 12:42 PM
Hmmm...that's an interesting question: HAS THE KOVALCHUK COMPLETELY BACKFIRED ON US AT THIS POINT?
Some would say yes. Then again, some would say no. Some would be on the bubble and offer up varying shades of grey while attempting to answer this question. Some would simply refuse to answer because they don't like having their opinions known (or are mute).
My take?
YES. And by YES, I mean NO.
Then again, do I stand firmly behind NO enough to twist it around to mean I'M NOT SURE? YES. (But possibly NO with I'M NOT SURE being a serious wild-card contender).
When all is said and done, though, I think we can all agree: Kovalchuk is a hockey player who plays for the New Jersey Devils.
Thank you.
Some would say yes. Then again, some would say no. Some would be on the bubble and offer up varying shades of grey while attempting to answer this question. Some would simply refuse to answer because they don't like having their opinions known (or are mute).
My take?
YES. And by YES, I mean NO.
Then again, do I stand firmly behind NO enough to twist it around to mean I'M NOT SURE? YES. (But possibly NO with I'M NOT SURE being a serious wild-card contender).
When all is said and done, though, I think we can all agree: Kovalchuk is a hockey player who plays for the New Jersey Devils.
Thank you.
#1068827 Fire Oates
Posted by
on 01 December 2011 - 12:46 PM
So Hall's supposed to write all of those songs by himself then?
F-ck that, dude.
F-ck that, dude.
#1065945 Panthers player whine about DeBoer as a coach
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on 21 November 2011 - 12:18 PM
This is where I stopped reading...
"He never complimented me on my hair...or my clothes...or the awesome new pairs of shoes I'd bought. It was like he'd refused to notice me. Sure, maybe I'd put on a few pounds since we first met, but you have to keep building that relationship."
