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NJCroMag

Member Since 24 Jun 2003
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#1129572 Charlie Sheen Explodes at Kings Game

Posted by NJCroMag on 07 June 2012 - 10:02 AM

#NeitherTheKingsNorCharlieSheenWereWinningLastNight
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#1129518 GDT SCF GAME 4: NJ DEVILS VS LA KINGS

Posted by NJCroMag on 07 June 2012 - 06:08 AM


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#1121220 Ranger fans to fly to Newark.

Posted by NJCroMag on 18 May 2012 - 11:11 AM

Finally a reason to root for Al-Qaeda!
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#1120844 Offical Devils vs Rangers thread

Posted by NJCroMag on 17 May 2012 - 09:08 AM

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"Sorry, John, can't answer that question...that stays in the room."
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#1115224 GDT: Eastern Conference Semis - Game 2 NJ @ Philadelphia - 5/1/12

Posted by NJCroMag on 02 May 2012 - 05:35 AM

[walks into Devils locker room at the end of the game]

I just wanna say good luck...we're all counting on you.
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#1114601 GDT: Eastern Conference Semis - Game 2 NJ @ Philadelphia - 5/1/12

Posted by NJCroMag on 01 May 2012 - 06:40 AM

Kovy had therapy yesterday hopefully that relieves some of the pain.


We should be good, bro...

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#1113181 GDT: 4/26/12, Game 7 EC Quarterfinals NJ @ FLA

Posted by NJCroMag on 27 April 2012 - 05:09 AM

[walks into Devils dressing room after win]

I just want to say good luck. We're all counting on you.
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#1103958 Well Done David Clarkson

Posted by NJCroMag on 03 April 2012 - 12:34 PM

If I ever get the chance to meet Mr. Clarkson, I'm gonna kiss him as thanks for this season.

Right on the mouth.

Tongue? Maybe. I haven't ruled it out.

Consider yourself warned, Dave.
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#1102793 GDT: Tampa Bay @ New Jersey - 03/29/2012

Posted by NJCroMag on 29 March 2012 - 11:44 AM

I'm going to pull a run-in during the main event, act like I'm gonna blast Colin with a steel chair, then BAM - chair shot to NJCroMag's back for leaving me off the card. Biggest heel turn in NJDevstlemania history. :ECW:


Upon further review, I'd like to add one final match to the card:

TheLastOneAlive vs. Scottie2Hottie: Buried Alive match.
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#1102713 GDT: Tampa Bay @ New Jersey - 03/29/2012

Posted by NJCroMag on 29 March 2012 - 09:32 AM

In honor of this weekend's Wrestlemania, weigh in on who you think will win the NJDevs edition of Wrestlemania (NJDevstlemania, as named by TheLastOneAlive):

Chimaira_Devil_#9 vs. Triumph: Lumberjack match
DevilsFanSteve30 vs. Colorado Rockies 1976: Tables match
SMantzas vs. Chrisg19: Money In The Bank match
Legion15 vs. Vic Rattlehead18 vs. Devil Fan: Triple-threat match
Z-Man vs. Coorslight: Last Man Standing match
BlueSkirt vs. Beetlebum: Hell In A Cell match
Aylbert vs. Pepperkorn: "Loser Shaves Head" stipulation, no countout, no DQ
NJCroMag and Rangerfans vs. Colin226 and Gogonjdevil: Tornado tag team match

UPDATE:
TheLastOneAlive vs. Scottie2Hottie: Buried Alive match.





TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:
TMV'W AP BMENTW!
N XNWY QPXTNRA WYPMW QMSLZM CLWYNPRLQTM!
DLWW VYM SFMLZ SYMMWM!
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#1092720 GDT: New Jersey @ Toronto - 2/21/2012

Posted by NJCroMag on 21 February 2012 - 11:38 AM

There once was a hockey player named Oxford Bandsaw. He played for the Miami Penguins of the Incredible Hockey League. Every day, he spent 15 hours on the ice, working on delivering devastating goals and perfecting his deadly computers. In game seven of the Michael Cup Finals, his team found themselves down 1-0 heading into the final paper.

He tied the game on a sharp end-to-end rush, powering his cell phone-like slapshot through the goalie's four-hole. But he wasn't done.

With seconds winding down in regulation, he walked up the ice, slid the puck through the legs of Kurtis Foster, and went in alone on the staring goalie. His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.

His team won the championship and he was awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy, but did the classy thing and told the nearest reporter, "In my eye, I feel ThePariseHope deserves this more."
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#1092455 Trade Rumors and minor team trades.

Posted by NJCroMag on 20 February 2012 - 08:03 AM

http://www.nhl.com/ice/blogpost.htm?id=6609
Rumor Nash to philly


Finally, Philadelphia could solve their goaltending problems once and for-...

What's that? He's a forward?

Never mind then.
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#1089126 Langs

Posted by NJCroMag on 08 February 2012 - 10:39 AM

Please do not f-cking boo him, people. I don't wanna have to resort to personal threats of violence.
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#1087118 GDT New Jersey Devils vs. Habs

Posted by NJCroMag on 02 February 2012 - 09:36 AM

XHA'T ED JHBSXT!
CVFIDJF HXTH AWSVY JHI KXCGHF
XDDYT XSYH CXSGH GDDKHQ?
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#1083949 GDT: Boston Bruins @ New Jersey Devils

Posted by NJCroMag on 19 January 2012 - 01:40 PM

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He still looks better than Bobby Holik at his best.
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