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NJCroMag

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#1082346 Devils $80 Million Debt

Posted by NJCroMag on 13 January 2012 - 03:04 PM

Devils are winning the Cup this year.
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#1075301 GDT: Rangers vs. Devils

Posted by NJCroMag on 21 December 2011 - 08:07 AM

I found this exchange between Chico and Cangialosi particularly disturbing...

CHICO: "Next time the Rangers sell out MSG, we oughta drop a bomb on the building. A giant bomb. Just level the whole place. Kill everyone inside."
CANGIALOSI: "Chico...you're scaring me."
CHICO (MENACINGLY): "I'm starting to doubt your loyalty, Steve. Something you wanna share with me, ya little bitch?"
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#1071225 GDT: OTTAWA AT NEW JERSEY

Posted by NJCroMag on 09 December 2011 - 08:07 AM

I found this exchange between Cangialosi and Chico a bit puzzling...

CHICO: "I just got my Christmas list in to Santa Claus today! Ol' Chico's gonna clean up come Chirstmas morning!" [rubs hands together gleefully]
CANGIALOSI: "Chico, I have some bad news for you. You might wanna sit down."
CHICO: "I know what you're going to say...those Santa guys in the mall are just the big guy's helpers. Hey, I can't blame him. It's a big job, with all those toys and stuff!"
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#1069879 The Kovy Conundrum

Posted by NJCroMag on 05 December 2011 - 12:42 PM

Hmmm...that's an interesting question: HAS THE KOVALCHUK COMPLETELY BACKFIRED ON US AT THIS POINT?

Some would say yes. Then again, some would say no. Some would be on the bubble and offer up varying shades of grey while attempting to answer this question. Some would simply refuse to answer because they don't like having their opinions known (or are mute).

My take?

YES. And by YES, I mean NO.

Then again, do I stand firmly behind NO enough to twist it around to mean I'M NOT SURE? YES. (But possibly NO with I'M NOT SURE being a serious wild-card contender).

When all is said and done, though, I think we can all agree: Kovalchuk is a hockey player who plays for the New Jersey Devils.

Thank you.
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#1068827 Fire Oates

Posted by NJCroMag on 01 December 2011 - 12:46 PM

So Hall's supposed to write all of those songs by himself then?

F-ck that, dude.
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#1065945 Panthers player whine about DeBoer as a coach

Posted by NJCroMag on 21 November 2011 - 12:18 PM

This is where I stopped reading...

"He never complimented me on my hair...or my clothes...or the awesome new pairs of shoes I'd bought. It was like he'd refused to notice me. Sure, maybe I'd put on a few pounds since we first met, but you have to keep building that relationship."


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#1064301 GDT: New Jersey @ Boston

Posted by NJCroMag on 15 November 2011 - 02:50 PM

Is that a Boston accent you've got going there?


I could say yes. But, then again, I could say no.

So I'll say no.

But I'd be lying because I really mean yes.

[slight pause]

Yes. Sorry for the confusion.
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#1056091 GDT: Los Angeles Kings @ New Jersey Devils

Posted by NJCroMag on 13 October 2011 - 07:28 AM

Dear Devils,

If you don't win, I shall punish myself by drinking a six-pack of beer. If you win, I shall reward myself by drinking a 12-pack.

It's true that I win either way, but I want to more win.

Thanks in advance,
NJCro
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#1054284 Who will score the Devils first goal of the season?

Posted by NJCroMag on 06 October 2011 - 10:48 AM

Let's hear it.

I'll go with Sykora.
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#1054015 Parise named captain!

Posted by NJCroMag on 05 October 2011 - 01:24 PM

That's exactly right. If you read the previous sentence (which was omitted here), it states: "Goalie Martin Brodeur was asked how he thought Parise would measure up to past captains like Scott Stevens, Scott Niedermayer, Elias, Bruce Driver and Jamie Langenbrunner." Just goes to show how much context matters, and why journalists can completely change a story to their liking simply by omitting some choice sentences.

I think even the NJ.COM story is wrong. Here's how it really went down...

Goalie Martin Brodeur was asked how much he enjoys Parise's famous homemade crab dip.

"He's got to stay here. That's the bottom line," Brodeur said, referring to the fact Parise has only a one-year contract.


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#1053178 Humor Rankings Return

Posted by NJCroMag on 03 October 2011 - 02:04 PM

Burnside also offers up further proof that he's been skipping his meds by saying the Devils have a shot to win the Atlantic (as well as everybody else in the Division, to be fair):

Jeff (Baltimore)
Scott,Who wins the Atlantic this year? Do you think Jagr will have that big of an impact in Philly or can the Penguins finally win the Atlantic?

Scott Burnside (1:48 PM)
Jeff; Went with Pittsburgh but this is the best division in hockey I think with the Isles poised to surprise and the Devils generally speaking always in the hunt. Rangers are better and the Flyers should still be a contender even with their overhaul. Should be fun.


Burnside was also idiotic enough to think that the question I posed (that he answered) was genuine, despite it being an obvious goof (look at the wording alone):

Sven Svensen (Oslo, Norway)
Does Adam Larsson of Devils of New Jersey hockey squad have chance of make team? I submit question now and read your answer on screen, Mr. Scott.

Scott Burnside (1:11 PM)
Sven; Welcome. And looks from all reports out of New Jersey Larsson isn't just going to make the team but will play big minutes to start. Already some are targeting him as a possible Calder Trophy winner as rookie of the year. Should be fun to watch.

Ah, good ol' Burnside...always good for some laughs. I hope he never goes away...
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