I like Legion's signature best personally.
But I am rather fond of singing:
does what ever old Marty can.
Wears new pads, any size,
captures pucks, just like flies.
Look out -- here is the Schneiderman
Plus you know the net is like a web and stuff...
(sammy - I just corrected the spelling of fond -- I wrote find by accident - so that's the edit fyi and we're pretending that whole where's thing never even happened)