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#1211699 So. I Had This Idea.

Posted by Pepperkorn on 25 September 2013 - 08:03 AM

I like Legion's signature best personally.  :giggle:


But I am rather fond of singing:

Schneiderman, Schneiderman,

does what ever old Marty can.


Wears new pads, any size,

captures pucks, just like flies.

Look out -- here is the Schneiderman


Plus you know the net is like a web and stuff...


(sammy - I just corrected the spelling of fond -- I wrote find by accident - so that's the edit fyi  and we're pretending that whole where's thing never even happened)

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#1210172 Henrik Tallinder Lashes Out at DeBoer

Posted by Pepperkorn on 15 September 2013 - 07:31 AM

Hey I was Sean Brown's keeper - I have pretty decent recall about this.  When Larry came in full time Sean sank like a stone  :even: and It really was almost a gag he was played that way.  he was amazing for a very brief time there.  He just really responded so well...  OK but that is BEYOND the old news I complain about these days  :giggle:


I absolutely think Stevens has a hand in the defence.  One problem is he has no idea as to his own intellect and vision.  It sounds like he himself thinks it was his "toughness" that made him who he was on ice.  Well -- he's wrong if that's what he thinks -- as wrong as everyone else.  You knwo it's nice to have a gimmick to point to especially when what you have is, for you, unteachable.   He's got to learn to see what lemaire sees and teach it BETTER than Robinson can.  Don't like -- undoable - well then I guess you ought to go hunt full tiem then huh?  They need more guidance in wise toughness.  and they need to listen. 


Now I have to make snicker doodles for meeting... grr totally over slept today and it's the first day of First Day school... gggrrr!  And I'm probably totally wrong -- but I like mouthign off all the same  :evil:

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#1209724 Two interesting anecdotes re: NJ in Canadian papers

Posted by Pepperkorn on 11 September 2013 - 08:20 AM

Of course my new pet is John Merrill.  He's GOT to bulk up though.  His frame is slightly troublesome to me.  A quick amateur kinesiologist take is he's got a slightly non-flexible build with bones are on a medium/smallish size - which has me concerned.  So build the sh!t out of that body to support what has all the signs of being a ever so slightly delicate frame.


(I'm not telling physical indicators because I like to keep that stuff secret with Ranger fans reading this board :P  Assume I'm talking about of my ass please :evil: )

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#1204536 RUMOR Jagr interested in Devils

Posted by Pepperkorn on 21 July 2013 - 03:43 PM

Cory is my puppy.  No really - he IS! 



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#1202571 Kovalchuk Retired Effective Immediately?

Posted by Pepperkorn on 12 July 2013 - 07:48 AM

If there is a mass exodus then fine.  Soccer players are real dorks and it makes the game less fun having that greed on a global level, I personally feel.  If the NHL turns into a game of a bunch of sentimental Clarkson types, with a deep commitment to community, so much the better.  If the NHL tries to pull out the wallet like some monied jackass - well then the sport is ruined. I need there to be an element of deep and abiding emotional investment from my sporting events. I can't be the only one out there who loves hockey - the players and organization needs to as well - it's just a deeper level of commitment to the sporting community -- not to money or winning alone.  If we can't have players like Elias, Danyko, Brodeur and Stevens then I'll just stick with College sports.

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#1202312 Calling all "advanced" stat believers

Posted by Pepperkorn on 11 July 2013 - 07:22 PM

Are you two dating?  You should be.

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#1199621 Devils trade #9 pick in 2013 Draft to Vancouver for Cory Schneider

Posted by Pepperkorn on 04 July 2013 - 09:36 AM

It's wonderful of Marty to say that. It makes a lot if things clear. What a guy. It's almost as if he wants to stick around to teach & learn more coaching yet still be able to hop on ice in game situations. Haha. How many times did we wish Stevens could just hop on for a change or two to teach these drips something.

That's the way I'm choosing to read it anyhow :evil:
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#1199387 Peter Harrold re-signed

Posted by Pepperkorn on 03 July 2013 - 09:59 AM

Drawing mustache on people face... always a good idea.

Indeed!  That reminds... I have to go back to my Hercule Poirot obsession -- so much easier than hockey and wastes far less time.




Ronald S. Poirot.... hmm.... "zee leetle gray ice particles"

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#1199079 CLARKSON SIGNS w/TORONTO $36.75M / 7yrs

Posted by Pepperkorn on 02 July 2013 - 01:01 PM

Wow.  I mean - I wrote my piece and all.  But who cares?  It's David Clarkson.  :blink:


I love the guy, but lets be real.  The way the dude conducts himself off ice says it all.  Clarky's kids... nnno, that's not what I'm talking about.  Dude is childish.  It's not a big deal. 


He's not being as a$$hole (his agent sure is though). As long as he knows what he's doing it's all good. I think he does.  He doesn't want the Cup or any of that.  He's not as ambitious as Holik, Gomez, Parise -- he's just looking to relax and stop working.  I dont think he understands that's what he wants.  This kid has worked his ass off all his life to prove himself - not to be a WINNER like a John Maddog Madden.  Clarkson doesn't have a "You think you're better than me" chip, he just had a But I KNOW I CAN play hockey chip.  Well this is it for him then.  this is the goal achieved - a nice contract.  the OFFER is what he was dreaming about and his dream stopped there.  A pretty wife a house with a pool - being able to give back to the community.  It's enough.  it's what he wants.


Clarkson is done proving himself and I'm really happy for him wherever he ends up.  I think everyone should be because that's his story.  His is not a name on the Cup story like Parise's is.  This isn't tragic.  It's good all the way around.  How can anyone even think he's disloyal?  He isn't a good enough player to be disloyal in leaving.  Duh?  Perspective people... perspective!!!

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#1198719 Devils trade #9 pick in 2013 Draft to Vancouver for Cory Schneider

Posted by Pepperkorn on 01 July 2013 - 02:26 PM

THIS is Cory!  My dog -- maybe he'll start posting.  He's pretty stupid though...



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#1198711 Devils trade #9 pick in 2013 Draft to Vancouver for Cory Schneider

Posted by Pepperkorn on 01 July 2013 - 02:11 PM

I think the ideal situation is Marty teaches Cory everything he knows Cory learns and retains it and even builds upon it and Marty sees it's time to move on, mission accomplished and we septpeat Cup wins until the league institutes a new rule akin to term limits on how many times a team can win the Stanley Cup in a decade.

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#1198706 Draft Day Pics

Posted by Pepperkorn on 01 July 2013 - 01:55 PM

Marty is a big softy swayed by the crowd.  makes him a great fit on Player councils and crap but one crappy Lou replacement.


You need someone who stays the course the way Lou can.  Someone who knows hockey that well. Who's that confident and ballsy to trust HOCKEY not the pundits.


*Pepperkorn fades into a dream

 Yes ladies and gents - the final golden ticket for entre into Lou's Hockey Factory has been discovered.

and finally the final ticket goes to Pepperkorn!


flash forward to

"So shines a good deed in a weary world.  Pepperkorn, my girl,  YOU WON!!!  Yes Pepperkorn - it's all yours now, even Scott Stevens"


Come with me and you'll see... wait a sec... I heard that --- who just said called Lou an Oompa Loompa?  :angry:

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#1196119 Who is your significant other?

Posted by Pepperkorn on 20 June 2013 - 10:31 AM

Do you ever cheat on her with your left hand? :ninja:

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#1193811 Pal's Cabin in West Orange to Close

Posted by Pepperkorn on 31 May 2013 - 06:36 PM

How is a CVS gentrification? Ye gads man. It's suburbanization you're talking about.

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#1192739 Brodeur on the cover of NHL14 !!!

Posted by Pepperkorn on 23 May 2013 - 10:27 AM

Did people point out Marty is far more recognizable and Fathers the world over will buy Broduer way sooner that a dats..Datsun,  Dasyko.. whatever the hell that guy's name is?  Seriously - records and awards sell video games not a good seasons or two from some dude no one outside of current hockey fans has ever even heard of.


I;m just sayin' More people know Marty than anyone else in this thing.  He SHOULD be on the cover just for sales alone. EA better fix the vote.

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