The sarcasm clearly went over your head. Not surprising. But honestly though please stay home in January. don't forget to chant "you suck" from the couch
What part of you can't change the definition of a word on a whim is hard to get? You used indignant improperly, it doesn't matter if you were sarcastic.
And you are made of cheese, sir! Don't worry because I've changed the definition of cheese to mean atoms, so it makes sense because I'm sarcastic!