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#1204570 Official NJDevs.com Keepers II

Posted by Onddeck on 21 July 2013 - 09:55 PM

Onddeck, you're very stand-offish lately. Hope all is good....I don't like this side of you.

On that note I claim keeper of Jagr if/when he signs! HA!



]haha no worries! Sometimes I like playing the a$$hole every once in a while, it keeps things real!
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#1204514 RUMOR Jagr interested in Devils

Posted by Onddeck on 21 July 2013 - 09:13 AM

If the moderators dont pick it up a notch I will indeed start going elsewhere.

you're pathetic

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#1203654 [Official] Damien Brunner signed to multi-year deal

Posted by Onddeck on 15 July 2013 - 08:52 PM

I am, but home for the summer.


I just hope the long term benefit kills the short term pain.

i heard alcohol is good for that

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#1198933 Draft Day Pics

Posted by Onddeck on 02 July 2013 - 12:57 AM

Marty is a big softy swayed by the crowd. makes him a great fit on Player councils and crap but one crappy Lou replacement.

You need someone who stays the course the way Lou can. Someone who knows hockey that well. Who's that confident and ballsy to trust HOCKEY not the pundits.

*Pepperkorn fades into a dream
Yes ladies and gents - the final golden ticket for entre into Lou's Hockey Factory has been discovered.
and finally the final ticket goes to Pepperkorn!

flash forward to
"So shines a good deed in a weary world. Pepperkorn, my girl, YOU WON!!! Yes Pepperkorn - it's all yours now, even Scott Stevens"

Come with me and you'll see... wait a sec... I heard that --- who just said called Lou an Oompa Loompa? :angry:

jesus lol you're crazy
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#1198931 CLARKSON SIGNS w/TORONTO $36.75M / 7yrs

Posted by Onddeck on 02 July 2013 - 12:55 AM

Wowww. Well I'm not surprised. I don't think any of us are surprised he's testing the FA..

If Toronto overpays him and Clarkson walks, I have no problem with it. If he doesn't want to be a devil, I don't want him on my team
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#1198109 2013 NHL Draft

Posted by Onddeck on 30 June 2013 - 01:31 PM

What channel is broadcasting it?


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#1196890 NJ bans trash talk from high school sporting events

Posted by Onddeck on 24 June 2013 - 05:30 PM

perfect example with whats wrong with us as Americans.  Raising kids who aim to achieve a participation trophy has brought us to this point.


people consider themselves, and their kids, as self-entitled... what a shame man

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#1196656 NJ bans trash talk from high school sporting events

Posted by Onddeck on 23 June 2013 - 10:59 AM

The pussification of America continues...
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#1192923 2012-2013 NHL Playoffs

Posted by Onddeck on 24 May 2013 - 07:09 AM

LA - Boston would be feisty as heck. I'd enjoy that, even though I'd hate for one of the last 4 Cup winners to win again. Much rather see Sens or Sharks win it.

Exactly. I'd certainly enjoy it but will guarantee that I would hate either outcome
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#1180565 NJ Devils vs Ottawa Sens 7:30 MSG+

Posted by Onddeck on 25 March 2013 - 07:07 PM

might literally have been the worst PP I've ever seen

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#1176752 GDT: Moose VS Buffalo (Devils VS Sabres) 3/7/13

Posted by Onddeck on 07 March 2013 - 09:48 PM

YESSSSS!!!! fvck YESS!!! WE WINN!!!


Patty absolutely UNDRESSED Miller there, that was sick!







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#1161978 It has been awhile...(2013 Starting Roster Discussion)

Posted by Onddeck on 11 January 2013 - 09:28 PM

so far i managed to get a sock, a cup he drank in, poo from his dog and a chunk of hairs. What do you got ?

damnnn how much do you want for the sock??

All I have is a framed mouthpiece surrounded by candles...
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#1141857 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Onddeck on 07 July 2012 - 12:42 AM

And that is the problem. It gets worse by the day as more and more comes out. The constant spinning of information (what I really meant was) is like a 5 year-old trying to cover up for doing something bad. The smartest thing he could have done from the beginning was shut his mouth and say nothing. But that was not about to happen. He wants to go home and play with his little friend fine. Keep them all happy because I really don't care.

As my old friend the Penguin said in Batman returns, "You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell." It was more than one city he did that to.

Alright alright yo I'm tired of people sayIng how Zach played us and how they think they've figured it all out.

Quotes like, "dont worry," or, "im loyal," are so blown out of proportion and are completely legit. The bottom line is he wanted to go home. We didn't short him with a weak contract and he didn't stiff us with selling out for money.

He wanted to play for Minnesota- what do you exoect him to do-force himself to play for us? All we can ask for is someone who isn't a dickhead about it.

The guy worked his ass off for us every night. He played his heart out for us and we have to respect that he truly wanted to play for minn- its his fvckin choice

He did not play us. If anything he just bought himself some time by not admitting he'd rather play for minn. but what'd you want him to do? This decision would determine his future for the next 13 years, I'm pretty sure that matters more than out feelings for like 2 days
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#1135994 Half Devils/Half Politics Poll

Posted by Onddeck on 28 June 2012 - 02:32 PM

How is it that Obamacare will make insurance more expensive for you? The idea is that by expanding the pool of people buying insurance, especially since you're forcing younger, more healthy people to buy insurance, that it will bring the average cost of insurance down. This is based on a wealth of information gathered from other country's universal healthcare policies.

No, devaman is right about the premium part.

The young are healthy, and have a low premium. The old are not, and have a higher premium. When you expand and virtually put everyone in the same pool, there is a premium average. So with this new pool, you have to see that premiums are higher for the youth and lower for the old, generally.

Do you see what I'm saying?
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#1096161 GDT: Devils vs. Bruins

Posted by Onddeck on 02 March 2012 - 01:17 PM

OOOOU! Who's the legs, the face, the boobs, and who's the butt?!

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