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Chuck the Duck

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#1151142 Marty turned down millions again?

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 17 September 2012 - 08:58 AM

I just can't believe any GM would be desperate enough to give a 40 year old Brodeur $8 million per season over 2 years. If that is true, then its just another example of why I'm in the NHLPA's corner during this lockout.
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#1150468 Kovalchuk vs Parise Poll at TSN

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 11 September 2012 - 09:33 AM

Anyone else have a feeling the Devils will make a push to get Malkin when/if he becomes a FA (I think at the end of this season)? Definitely wishful thinking on my part, but Malkin seems to be good friends with Kovy and I think they put on the Lokomotiv benefit game together a few weeks ago. Now (apparently) they're DP'ing some nasty chick that looks like she belongs in the Russian version of Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" video.

In my dreams I can see Kovy trying to recruit him over to the Devils. :pray:
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#1150041 landeskog made captain of avalanche

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 06 September 2012 - 09:04 AM

And he was immediately added to NHL.com's list of the league's all-time greatest captains
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#1149829 John Madden Retires

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 04 September 2012 - 04:39 PM

There are many, but this is my favorite Madden moment...


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#1143516 Should the New Jersey Devils Consider Going After Alexander Semin?

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 14 July 2012 - 12:13 AM

Pierre is just mad because Semin called his boyfriend, Sid, "Dead Wood." Pierre knows absolutely for a fact that Sid's "wood" isn't dead.


Be careful with those comments. Some might interpret them as homophobic and demand you issus a writen statement apologizing for your transgressions. ;)
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#1138825 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 03 July 2012 - 12:12 PM

If he goes to Pitt, he will be playing on a line with Crosby and put up ridiculous numbers. Then they will have another line with Malkin and Neal. Couldn't ask for a better 1-2 line combo in the NHL. However, their problem has been defense and goaltending and signing Zach fails to address those issues. They'd be better served with signing Suter than Parise.
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#1138731 Devils re-sign Bryce Salvador

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 03 July 2012 - 11:16 AM

You can't put a price on Leadership and hockey smarts.


Do they have fenwick numbers for that?
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#1138565 Hudler signs with Calgary

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 03 July 2012 - 08:52 AM

HOW MANY PLANS ARE THERE?!


:rofl:

According to some around here, take the total number of letters in the alphabet and multiply it by 10. I don't know, but I always get a chuckle when a player signs or is traded and a poster on here or another board is all up in arms because he/she feels that a potential backup plan for the Devils is out of play.
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#1138218 ‏Zach Parise has agreed to terms with the Minnesota Wild

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 02 July 2012 - 03:22 PM

See I'd love to see Zach back in jersey but after we made him captain and he wanted a cup contender team( I believe we were pretty damn close) the fact that he's even thinking about leaving us kinda upsets me . Don't you think?


Can you really blame him? He has probably 1 shot in his career to take advantage of this system and get as much money as possible. He has all of the leverage in these negotiations, especially with such a weak FA class. We would all do the same thing if we were in his shoes right now (and if anyone says they would have taken a $20-30 million "hometown discount" to stay here, they're lying - that's a sh!tload of money to anyone, including Zach).

I believe that it's taking this long because he is trying to stay with the Devils and is trying to squeeze every last penny out of them before they say enough is enough and he has to choose between the only professional organization he's ever known and, likely, more money in another city. The upfront money is a huge problem for us. Clearly, these players are hedging against a potential lockout (Marty and Moose with the guaranteed 2nd year), and Zach wants a signing bonus to soften or erase the blow of losing 1/2 to all of his salary for this upcoming season should there be a lockout. I can't see us paying him much by way of a signing bonus with our current financial state.
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#1135975 Half Devils/Half Politics Poll

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 28 June 2012 - 02:04 PM

I understand the moral arguments from both sides of this issue. I really do. However, 70+% of all Americans already heave health insurance through an employer provided program. That doesn't count the large numbers of Medicare and Medicaid, as well as those with individual policies.

I am sick and tired of the governement telling me what I can and cannot do, especially with my money. I mean, where does it end? The long term effects of this ruling can be rather scary when taken to the extreme. Pretty soon, the government will mandate that everyone in America must buy a car made by an American owned company and mfg'd in the US or face a penalty at the time of purchase of a foreign car of $x because it is in America's interests to keep manufacturing jobs in the US. This ruling basically says the government can mandate anything they want against individual citizens if the penalty they attach to non-compliance can be considered a tax and there is a legitimate government concern as a basis for the legislation.

I have health insurance through my employer. But if they were smart (and cared only about the bottom line), they would force all 1000+ employees to go and get their health insurance through the public exchanges as the company would save money by paying the penalty rather than the premiums for each employee (I work for a good company with a very good health insurance plan). Ironically, it would then be cheaper for me to pay the 1% of salary max. penalty for individuals provided in the law than it would be for me to buy comparable insurance to what I have now. So, therefore, in theory, this law could burden the system even further by making people like me go without insurance when I already have it.
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#1133191 New York Post Gloom and Doom Returns

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 18 June 2012 - 04:43 PM

It is amazing how few news outlets do their own investigations and simply regurgitate the same scandelous story and hide behind the fact that they report the original author as the source of the baseless and incorrect information they are perpetuating.
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#1129002 3 out of 167...1.8%

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 06 June 2012 - 12:57 PM


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#1122077 Rangers Fan Claims She Was Assaulted Saturday

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 21 May 2012 - 09:27 AM

What that b!tch meant to say was, "I was probably like 'Let's go Ranjas!' and, as I was screaming with my whiny voice directly in the ear of the guy in front of me, he told me to shut the f^$k up and I was like 'go f^$k yaself! Don't ya know who I yam, I'm the Khloe Kardashian of Toms Rivah you dumb mothaf^cka!" And then he spit on her. Plus, she shouldn't be that offended considering she's used to getting a guys bodily fluid splattered all over her face, except the fluid she's used to isn't saliva.

In all seriousness, the spitting (if it actually happened) is over the line. No need for that. With that being said, I'm glad she had a miserable experience and hopefully she never returns to the Rock.
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#1117389 GDT: Eastern Conference Semis - Game 5 NJ @ PHI - 5/8/12

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 08 May 2012 - 09:19 AM

Time to show the killer instinct and finish this thing off right. NO excuses. Just win.

LET'S GO DEVILS!!!
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#1117212 Brodeur Downplays Birthday; Says He Has Years Left.

Posted by Chuck the Duck on 07 May 2012 - 04:19 PM

Guilty as charged. In fact that's the best thing about the Trapezoid rule. It will forever be tied to Brodeur and will force his puckhandling to be mentioned whenever debating Brodeur's career and his relative standing among the greatest of all time.


They'll probably get rid of it the day after he retires.
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