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In Topic: 2008 Summer Olympics

28 August 2008 - 08:33 AM

you say that like its a bad thing... :rolleyes:

I think given the girls' proximity to armed soldiers, their mutual patting might result in the premature discharge of various firearms...

In Topic: 2008 Summer Olympics

25 August 2008 - 03:02 PM

We expect an in-depth analysis of 2012 and updates of the construction/ infrastructure progress ... :koolaid:

I don't think the British Olympic Committee are bothering with building. We're making do and mending.

They're going to put the beach volley-ball here, at Horse Guards Parade, so soldiers on horses can leer at girls in bikinis, patting the sand from each other's booties. The girls patting, I mean, not the soldiers. Soldiers only pat each other's buttocks when they're in barracks:

In Topic: 2008 Summer Olympics

24 August 2008 - 03:16 PM

Oh my God, you actually LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
:hi: :hi:
Hey stranger!!


Yeah, I lurk now and snigger at newbies, and am only drawn from my hermit-itude by undeniable urges to clarify minority sporting events at the Olympics.

My favourite was the dressage horse dancing to the BeeGees. Camper than a row of rainbow tents.

In Topic: 2008 Summer Olympics

24 August 2008 - 10:27 AM

I saw that too! A very upper crust sounding event. Next time they should include a spot of cricket and tea. :P

It's based on the skills a 19th century gentleman would need in the army: riding, swimming, shooting, running and sword fighting.