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gardenstatepkwy

Member Since 14 Jan 2013
Offline Last Active Nov 13 2014 10:11 PM
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#1288992 Joy joy joy bite smash joy

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 13 November 2014 - 03:30 PM

This commercial infuriates me.  The fact that a company could pay an ad agency to produce this steaming pile of dogsh1t is beyond ridiculous.  I can see a bunch of people sitting around the ad agency table kicking around ideas.

 

Well the commercial is going to air in the New York metro area.

New York, eh? Brooklyn. Hip. New York.

Let's get the most Lena Dunham looking annoying hispter clowns we can find and put them on the screen. They are going to just shout edgy stuff. Well mostly random stuff.

Ok! Lets do it!

 

Fuking horrible.  This commercial boils my blood and the fact I see it seemingly every single commercial break makes me want to throw my TV against the wall.  For every instance I see this commercial I am going to make a mark on a notepad.  Every time I want a hamburger I am going to go to Five Guys and scribble one of those marks off the notepad.  This commercial makes me never want to eat another Smashburger ever again.  Not that I ate there more than a few times before but Jesus H. Christ. JOY JOY JOY JOY SHUT THE FUK UP! 

 

I'd rather watch 50 Hyundai Christmas carol commercials in a row than a single one of these.Leave the gate open, you want it you got it Freehold Hyundai, look for the next best thing, woo hoo Action Chevy come on down! Take care of your business, your family and your whatever. Give me all of them all night but please leave this garbage out of my life.

 

Edit: I came back because I'm still thinking about it and steaming. Hey let's get this fat hipster broad with glasses to tell us how she likes her men. She'd be lucky to get a date with that greasy ass burger shes eating no one wants to hear your nonsensical line about how you like your men. I hope everyone you know gives you sh!t about this commercial and hounds you for the rest of your life. Let's get this other guy and put a hipster hat on him and make him say other dumb crap. You know what we need? Two random women going back and forth spouting so much random drivel you think they have a mild case of tourettes or are having a seizure. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SELL HAMBURGERS YOU IDIOTS.

 

Edit 2: Also the production quality of this commercial is mind boggling for 2014. Every time it comes on I get transported back to 1996. You may have wanted to use a bunch of hipsters for your ad but you didn't have to use the vintage (1990s) cameras they carry around to shoot this turd. Ray Catena's commercials have better quality and he's been airing the same one for 10 years it seems. 


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#1250610 We now have the 30th pick

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 06 March 2014 - 12:28 PM

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Worry about, cap mine. Don't.


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#1238636 Brunner Status?

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 14 January 2014 - 12:31 PM

quo.


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#1203039 Kovalchuk jersey

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 13 July 2013 - 10:41 AM

If i had a kovalchuk jersey i know what i'd tape over the nameplate.
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#1201399 FYI Cruise with Dano and Mike Peluso

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 09 July 2013 - 02:27 PM

But for $300 you get to talk to Ken Daneyko and Mike Peluso during breakfast and lunch.  You then get to hang out with the NJ Devil by the pool.  You then get exercise classes from the Devils Dancers (prob 1-4 of them at most) and then watch highlights of Devils games from 15 years ago every night with them.

 

Or you could go meet Daneyko at any Devils home game by the goal bar and get 2/3 of the experience for free.

 

 

Also for some reason they do not name the particular ship they are on but after some digging it is the Carnival Glory:

 

http://www.carnival....ival-glory.aspx

 

I'd be down if the dancers did the exercising in the buff...(or maybe I'd be up)   :smilegah:


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#1176155 Devils claim Tom Kostopoulos

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 06 March 2013 - 12:16 PM

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Jesse Katsopolis?


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#1169013 Scott Wedgewood's new goalie mask

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 06 February 2013 - 02:41 PM

How did this Scott Wedgewood awesome mask thread turn into a conversation about Nick Swisher? Who's running this thing, Mike Francesa??
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#1167663 Evan Roberts Is Awesome

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 31 January 2013 - 04:58 PM

Lol some guy asked francessa how many push-ups he can do


wait a minute...wait a minute...ok? you wanna know..wait a minute...so you waited on hold...how many push ups i can do? so this guy...i dont get this...this guy waited on hold ok...waited on hold...for how many minutes? wait a minute...how many mink? he waited on hold, ok, to ask me...how many push ups i can do?

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#1163207 Ticket Presale

Posted by gardenstatepkwy on 16 January 2013 - 02:19 PM

Hey guys, longtime Devils fan here. Hate that my first post is a gripe. Actually found this forum searching for info about seating at the Coliseum for Saturday's game.

Anyway, the fact the Devils had months to come up with something to show the fans we were not forgotten, to reward us for years of loyalty and presumably coming back this year and the best they could come up with was a ridiculous ad campaign dubbed "Drop the Puck" is a complete joke. The Penguins and Sabres released a detailed apology letter to their fans and rewarded them with 50% off merchandise at the first 3-4 home games, concession freebies and discounted ticket prices. The Devils not only did none of this, they RAISED ticket prices! Either my team's PR/Corporate offices are out of touch with it's fan base or just doesn't give a damn and in either case that's very disappointing to me.

I love the Devils. In fact one of the reasons I moved back to New Jersey, and northern NJ was because I missed my team. I had full intentions of purchasing season tickets before that absurd lockout happened. And while I decided not to purchase season tickets this year I still intend to go to the first few games at least including driving out to Uniondale on the 19th.

I'm not someone who will not go to games because of this, but I will certainly go to less. I wish the Devils would really reach out to the fans on this. How about you Drop the Puck on ticket prices instead of off the Rock's roof, in the shower, in the office...

Okay, enough complaining. I'm ready for the season to start. See you all at the Mausoleum.
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