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#1218140 GDT 8: Devils Vs Rangers

Posted by MadDog2020 on 19 October 2013 - 08:37 PM

Well that was absolutely fantastic in every way. Great win boys!!

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#1218022 The Pete Deboer Thread

Posted by MadDog2020 on 19 October 2013 - 03:11 PM

Lmfao, found this over on HF. Hilarious: Back to the Future: NEWARK, NJ November 2030

With the Devils at 4-12-2, 88-year old GM Lou Lamoriello today fired coach Stephen Gionta and replaced him with 85-year old Jacques Lemaire, which makes them the oldest GM/coach tandem in professional sports history. 'This was not Stephen's fault', Lamoriello said after firing his 30th coach since becoming the GM 53 years ago. With the team mired in a losing streak the likes of which hasn't been seen since one-time coach Pete DeBoer, Lamoriello felt a change needed to be made.

After swearing that this was really it two years ago, Lemaire was once again lured out of retirement by Lamoriello. 'I know of noone better equipped to handle the situation we're in right now than Jacques', said the GM. While Lemaire will not go on road trips with the team, he'll be teleconferenced into the room during practice while assistant Scott Stevens runs the day-to-day operations. 'I know every other year I say this is it, but I just cannot say no to Lou', said the erstwhile Lemaire in his twelfth different stint with the team.

Despite such a record of coach turnover and yo-yoing, owners David Blitzer and Josh Harris continue to profess faith in Lamoriello. 'I just had some of his special sauce today', said Blitzer. 'It tastes like Kool-Aid'. Blitzer and Harris are in their eighteenth season of owning the Devils, although Post reporter Josh Kosman reports that the NHL has taken over the team and has the Devils on a budget. Harris vehemently denies these rumors calling them 'pure poppycock'.

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#1217719 The Zach Parise and Ilya Kovalchuk appreciation thread (trying somethi

Posted by MadDog2020 on 18 October 2013 - 10:10 AM

No appreciation. They can both eat a dick.

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#1216899 2013 Jets Thread

Posted by MadDog2020 on 15 October 2013 - 06:29 PM

Jets sign 3x Probowler, Josh Cribbs..


..take care Gates! Don't let the door hit you, where the good Lord split you!!

Lmfao, Gates. I can't believe that scrub hung around on your roster as long as he did. One of my favorite parts of Hard Knocks last year was when they showed Philbin talking to one the assistant coaches during the beginning of practice and he says incredulously about Gates' goofing off during drills: 'ya know maybe Gates can go out there and run a couple routes and catch a couple balls...' A few days later- cut. That dude is garbage.

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#1216210 GDT 6: Devils @ Jets

Posted by MadDog2020 on 13 October 2013 - 09:37 PM

Please, Lou isn't firing DeBoer right now. I think we're all at the point where no one would be upset if it happened, but its not going to so everyone can take a pill on that. Lou will wait until we've lost 10 in a row and then maybe he'll fire this a$$hole.

10-29. That's the run the team is on. He'll probably be fired, the problem is that the replacement is going to be Stevens.

Johnny Mac's run was 9-24 before he got sh!tcanned

Stevens is not going to be the replacement, that's assanine to even think. Lou should be committed if that happens.
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#1216190 GDT 6: Devils @ Jets

Posted by MadDog2020 on 13 October 2013 - 09:31 PM

I got nothing. This team can go fvck itself, except for Schneider. Everyone else can suck a dick and choke for all I care.
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#1212989 Urbom claimed off waivers by Washington then by Devils from WSH

Posted by MadDog2020 on 03 October 2013 - 11:47 AM

#Caps have claimed defenseman Alexander Urbom off waivers from the New Jersey Devils.
fvcking awesome. and here we may have lost another potential good player for fvck all with bad management. Keep it going Lou

Holy overreaction Batman. My God, calm down.

I think this came down to not being able to move Volchenkov, and not wanting to move Salvador.

The Devils couldn't move Salvador even if they wanted to, he's got an awful contract.
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#1211801 Fantastic News! Devils predicted to finish near the bottom

Posted by MadDog2020 on 25 September 2013 - 05:26 PM

Lmfao. These dipsh!ts never learn, do they? We're the fvcking Devils. And we will indeed be taking our yearly piss in your Cheerios.
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#1211354 GDT: NJ @ MTL

Posted by MadDog2020 on 23 September 2013 - 09:25 PM

Barch-Sestito-Janssen... This may be the most useless line in the history of organized hockey.
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#1209336 We All Knew It

Posted by MadDog2020 on 06 September 2013 - 11:40 AM

Gay, straight, doesn't matter to me- I still hate that motherfvcker.
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#1207313 Fox 29 Philadelphia Confirm Devils sold to Josh Harris

Posted by MadDog2020 on 17 August 2013 - 12:02 AM

From HF: statusquo_zpsaf091376.jpg?t=1376680802
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#1206593 Lou: Change of Ownership Imminent

Posted by MadDog2020 on 08 August 2013 - 01:58 PM

Hey I hurd the Debbies are moving to Seattle lolz they never had any fans everybody knows NJ is RANJURZ 4 LIFE BABY! #believeinblue
You know it's coming...

It's already all over my Facebook. Rangers fans, all from New Jersey, laughing at the thought of their state's only team leaving for Quebec.
The stupidity.

Yeah its pretty fvcking astonishing how stupid some Ranger fans are. The Devils aren't moving. Teams have ownership issues. Not every team that has them moves. It amazes me that some of these mongoloids automatically equate ownership issues with moving. Maybe they should worry about their own team moving to fvcking Queens in 10 years when the city flushes the toilet on that sh!thole they play in.
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#1205309 MSG Being Knocked Down in 10 years?

Posted by MadDog2020 on 25 July 2013 - 01:33 PM

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#1205058 Jagr Signs 1 Year Deal With Devils

Posted by MadDog2020 on 23 July 2013 - 07:36 PM

We sign Jagr, Ryder, Clowe, Olesz and potentially Brunner, but the hockey experts will still pick us to finish 11th.

No Kovalchuk brah. Broke brah.
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#1204651 Jagr Signs 1 Year Deal With Devils

Posted by MadDog2020 on 22 July 2013 - 11:11 AM

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