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#1207733 CLARKSON SIGNS w/TORONTO $36.75M / 7yrs

Posted by Coorslight on 22 August 2013 - 04:23 PM

He's an SOB on the ice.  Not to the level of Avery, but maybe Esa Tikannen.


In one of the Isles games last year, he pushed the puck in the Isles net a good 5 to 10 seconds after the play ended.  It's one of the biggest no-nos in hockey, and it's the first time I've ever seen it, or at least it's the only time I remember seeing it.  (Hell, Claude used to get under the other team's skin by shooting the puck in the other team's net at the end of pre-game warm ups).   


Don't get me wrong, all things being equal, you love having guys like that on your team, so long as they're not huge embarassments like Avery.  Let's just not go talking about him like he's Elias or Datsyuk so far as class is concerned.


Not because of the sting of losing him, just because he won't be a particularly good player at that point.


Yeah, lets just ignore Clarky's Kids and all the charity work he's done for Newark. So unclassy...unlike Elias with all his donations/charity around NJ.


What I'm saying is...I think classy in terms of work for the Jersey community. We all know he's an ass on the ice and that's actually why he's one of my favorite players in the league.

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#1204686 Jagr Signs 1 Year Deal With Devils

Posted by Coorslight on 22 July 2013 - 11:58 AM

Lou:  Jagr? Noooooo...  *trollface*



Lou-"Who is this Jagr person you speak of? Never heard of him."

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#1204468 RUMOR Jagr interested in Devils

Posted by Coorslight on 20 July 2013 - 04:57 PM

Yes there is no chance Jagr isn't wearing 68 if we sign him. I'm hoping these reports our wrong though. I know he could probably help us a bit but I just can't stand him.

Just for you...



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#1204466 RUMOR Jagr interested in Devils

Posted by Coorslight on 20 July 2013 - 04:51 PM

let's say we get him, is he one of those "special  player" like gimour or mogilny who will be able to keep his higher than 30 # ?


No doubt in my mind he gets 68.

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#1196498 NHL Draft E-mail

Posted by Coorslight on 21 June 2013 - 08:10 PM



What a joke, you can't just buy tickets to the draft? Its not the superbowl, if you want fans to give a sh!t about the draft being in jersey make tickets accessible. They really want people to travel to newark, to stand in their half ass plaza for 9 dollars beers and corny bands just to have to go home right before the draft starts..... What an absolutely atrocious job by the devils. You can't even buy tickets on stubhub. As a die hard fan i would LOVE to spend my money on outrageously priced concessions inside the arena to see a draft where my team has the ninth pick, but apparently JVB and crew don't think that's a good idea. This e-mail is comical. They're trying to entice a grown man to come to downtown newark to ride a ferris wheel..... Jesus christ. Are they trying to get people to bring their kids there? Lets see, Newark or LBI and Point Pleasant, for carnival rides and a bar to watch it on tv.... Just a piss poor job by this organization to give the fans what they want.


Has my vote for worst complaint of the day. Cry somewhere else please.

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#1173889 PoniKoravski traded back to Devils. Zubrus to miss 2-8 Weeks

Posted by Coorslight on 26 February 2013 - 07:08 PM

These just need to all be together ... I'm weird like that



Just stop. I'm weird like that.

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#1171098 GDT: New Jersey Devils vs. Flyers 7PM MSG+

Posted by Coorslight on 15 February 2013 - 11:33 AM




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#1167973 David Clarkson

Posted by Coorslight on 01 February 2013 - 08:22 PM

no he's clearly embellishing some plays and then starring at the refs with his intense/crazy look.

but to be honest he's been giving me a hard time not to love him with last year and this year but i don't want to just jump on the bandwagon like an hypocrite after calling him out for years lol he's slowly growing on me tho haha

I think you two need couple counseling.
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#1157805 Shopping at amazon ?

Posted by Coorslight on 02 December 2012 - 11:32 PM

Great...all my porn you'll know about...oh well. It's a good cause.
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#1133425 Elias & Stanley Cup Puck

Posted by Coorslight on 19 June 2012 - 10:06 PM

Omg please tell me this is true! I, for one, think it is awesome.

I'm gonna have to agree. I haven't watched the video but if he did. That's pretty damn awesome.
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#1080598 Devils Viewing Party - Sat Dec 17th @ 7PM

Posted by Coorslight on 08 January 2012 - 12:55 PM

Looking at the February schedule the 19th game vs Montreal is at 6pm. Looks like a good one with plenty of time to plan. Maybe see if the Devils could actually get involved...I had thanked The Stadium on their FB page after the last party and Erica said hopes to see us again soon so I'm sure we're welcomed back lol
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#1056807 GDT: New Jersey Devils @ Nashville Predators

Posted by Coorslight on 15 October 2011 - 05:55 PM

Posted Image@DevilsGeneralsDevils Army GeneralsThis is Jaime tweeting live from Bridgestone Arena! Let's Go Devils!!

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#1055250 GDT: Carolina Hurricanes @ New Jersey Devils

Posted by Coorslight on 09 October 2011 - 11:18 PM

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With a disappointing start to the season versus the Flyers, the Devils will look to rebound in an impactful way against the Carolina Hurricanes. The Hurricanes have been known to dive their way to success even with a talented front line, so watch those small tugs on em boys!

Predicted Devils Line Up:

Zach Parise - Patrik Elias - Petr Sykora
Ilya Kovalchuk - Jacob Josefson - Nick Palmieri
Mattias Tedenby - Dainius Zubrus - David Clarkson
Eric Boulton - Adam Henrique - Brad Mills

Andy Greene - Adam Larsson
Henrik Tallinder-Mark Fayne
Bryce Salvador-Anton Volchenkov
Mark Fraser-Anton Stralman

Johan Hedberg
Martin Brodeur

Predicted "Caniacs" Line Up: (May change, they did lose the first 2 games of the season which means we should win but you never know because the hurricanes always beat us the stupid diving no good players they are that we all hate especially when they dive and do things that we slnafeawoivnabr.blah blah blah....)

Skinner - Staal - Ruutu
Tlusty - Jokinen - LaRose
Ponikarovsky - Sutter - Dwyer
Stewart - Brent - Dalpe

Pitkanen - Gleason
Kaberle - Faulk
Allen - Harrison


Fun picture time!!!

Hope to see this man stop alot of pucks!

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Maybe some of this.

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Would LOVE this: (NEWARK, NJ - FEBRUARY 08: Goalie Cam Ward #30 of the Carolina Hurricanes is beaten for a goal by Mattias Tedenby #21 of the New Jersey Devils as the puck is in midair just crossing the goal line during the second period of an NHL hockey game at the Prudential Center on February 8, 2011 in Newark, New Jersey.)

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No Diving Please.

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Like I said.

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Funny Images time!!! :boogie:

I'll start with one of Clarkson falling.

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Just to make all you Clarkson whiners happy....

Practicing splits.

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What...the..f....oh it's not even worth it.

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WTF kind of mascot is this???

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Today's predictions:

Cangalosi say's "SCAAAAAAAAAR" - 3

Times Clarkson falls - 4

Number of odd man rushes the Devils get - 13

Times Chico mentions food during telecast - 7

1994 shoved in our face during a commercial - 1

Rangers mentioned during telecast - 5

Tedenby goals - 1

Larsson awesome outlet passes - 9

Beers I drink - 14

Hurricane dives - 26

Now finally...hot girls in Devils gear:

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Oops how did this get in here...

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Ooooh baby!

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:koolaid: :koolaid: :koolaid:Let's Go Devils!!! :koolaid: :koolaid: :koolaid:

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